When life hands you lemons,
Say **** the lemons and bail
When life rains on your parade,
Dance in that *****, unless it's hail
When life hits like a ton of bricks,
Hit it back like a ******* tanker
When life feels like it's moving too fast,
Clothesline that little ******
When life comes at you hard,
Put that ******* in it's place
When life acts like a bully,
Slap the ******* off it's face
When life feels like a black hole,
Rush in that *******
When life treats you unfairly,
Make sure she knows who struck her
When life backs you in a corner,
Show off with the butterfly knife
When your ready to believe in yourself,
Say, "bring it the **** on life!"