Now look.  Frankly,
I never actually sold my soul.
I just, well, sort of, you know,
leased it out. Cash flow.
That was it, necessity.
But hey! I still kept my integrity,
I think.

My soul was really important, see?
But strangely,
not everyone else agreed and
it was kicked around a bit
and trampled on
indiscriminately!

So I learned a lot about my soul
and took it back.
Now I give it away for free.
Absolutely.
That’s me.