for all those guys whose girlfriends i took,
however brief.
and for the guys who got the girls after me,
because i'm sure that wasn't pretty.

they were typing papers,
so i'll write them off as not trying hard enough.
i'm probably better than them at a lot of things,
but honestly, that's not important;
it's how you present yourself.
i've got that part down pat.

there are too many to count,
too many names to remember,
it's not worth the trouble.
i'm not sorry anyway.

but i'll bet they are.