A leitmotif of your average smug ****, is a proverb here and there. Spouting them off like the receptor has no care. Their evidential naivety is blatant and almost impossible to bear. As an audience member you can do nothing but hide your malevolence and stare. ******* in maxims that are apparently laced with benevolence and care.
You know the kind of oxygen waster I’m referring to. The type of person that watches BBC 4 and likes tofu. The kind that does the Financial Times So-*******-Do-Ku.
Look I’m just saying that clichés annoy me. I’m not asking you to love me, give me a reach around or employ me. In fact you don’t even have to enjoy me as I tell you of things that matter not.
Suture yourself hypothetically to a geographically different mind. That mind being mine, oh that maverick-esque mischievous mind of mine, looking at this from my perspective. In my transcendental endeavours to rid the clichéd ridden world of the afore mentioned adjective.
In the opposite of anachronistic times, we might successfully, surreptitiously rid the world of moral coated rhymes. We can do this; all it takes is a few. One of which needs to be you. Break out from being solipsistic, even the blind, the meek, the autistic, those that besmirch the edge of coffee cups with their lipstick. Yes, I mean you. Here is what to do…
The next time someone spouts off a cliché, punish them, make them listen to an album by “Hearsay.” If someone says “An Apple a day keeps the doctor away.” Then simply say, Steve Jobs had thousands and the here’s the definite answer, that consumerism inducer still died of cancer. If a woman says “When I say jump. You say how high!” Don’t even cogitate to pardon her. If the grass is always greener on the other side – shoot your ******* gardener.