Until Bruce Jenner turned me on to the energizing pill called Midol
I sat around the house doing nothing but slacking off and being idle
Whilst crabbing through mensal blood that flows moon-phase tidal
I'll divorce my wife to wed my guy for as a bride I need to be bridal
By electrical electrocution Starke's condemned prisoners croak, but
Ted Bundy's: Broads Die When I ****** Them, is an unfunny poke
while: Women Who Died Because I Killed Them, is a 1-subject joke
that shows university-girl homicide, by Teddy, as 1 bite per 1 choke