*** starved and aging badly Too many cigarettes and 'dank *** ****' Bad tattoos and ****** hair so scraggly He's called in sick to work all week
He set his high score four years ago But she broke his heart last June Now he's stuck in his parents basement Doing speed runs on Halo 2
She has no cash to feed her cats But she bought two wigs on Monday She dresses up like anime girls And thinks she'll be famous someday
She'll tell you she's just keeping it real While dressed like someone from science fiction She meets the boy at some comic con And they go to her hotel room to make friction
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Edgelords and meme queens Addicted to the obscene Spewing hateful words With no care for what they mean
It seems that even the regals Are doing their kegels