Since I last saw you, You appear to have joined a motorcycle gang You have signed a record deal You have ''come out of the closet'' You are living on some sort of commune You got engaged to a troglodyte/knuckle dragger You got married to some sort of inflatable doll You have gained weight You have traveled the world You have lost your appeal You have done too many drugs You look older, worn out You haven't changed at all You disgust me You became a nudist You started selling things ''off the back of a lorry'' You died You started dating a guy twice your age You got thrown out of your band You might as well be a stranger.