My eyes popped right out of their sockets,
Disfigured, shaped like Valentine hearts.
I dislocated my jaw, and
My tongue rolled out like carpet.
My body froze, suspended in place
When I saw lips of rose on a porcelain face.
She had ice in her gaze.

Hello nurse, I've been sick for days
Spending all my time coughing up rhymes,
If I puke up a cliché line,
Could I claim your heart as mine?

Cue backhand,
And three-sixty head spin
Followed by a laugh track,
Or some sound effect.

A cloud forms overhead,
The sun came out and burned it,
Blackened, it roared with obscenities of thunder
As it rained down.
Then I drowned,
In a puddle.

-SLuR