maine **** cats are...
   ******* annoying...
they're company
rapists...
   they're the feline
equivalent of
   bloodhounds...
   they'll scratch at your
door,
   meow in the early
hours of, say 3a.m.
    just so they can sleep
with you...
males esp.,
     and out of pity's
sake, you let them in,
removing the barricades
from the door
  to stop a 9kg cat
pushing the door open
and ****** your
personal space in a bed...
and what happens
after the night is through?
****! what's burning
up on my forehead?!
   later that day you
look into a mirror
and notice a "harry potter"
style scratch on your
forehead...
   a straight-line scratch
from the top of your
forehead, to the brow...
   maine *****, really
are bloodhounds of the feline
kingdgom...
   they're so ****** desperate
for company...
   it's almost like
talking to a kid:
  - leave the night-light on...
- ok...
but with them its more like:
- i need someone to snuggle
  up with...
- ugh... one of those nights
again.