My dear, do not speak
of marriage so lightly!

It's a contract
you know! When two people
come together, it can be
for so many foolish reasons!

The magic is in the
endurance; the stability of
emotions; and sacrifice of all else!

Children beget children
these days! It takes a responsible
adult to say no to such things!

Use a ******, be safe!

My dear, come back home
right on time
and not a second too late!

Heed this advice
before you make the same
mistake I made!