Last night I had a dream
That doesn't constitute nightmare
Mostly minor inconveniences
Most of which unfair
An old teacher ****** on me
While drunk
Fist fight with a cousin
Who would have thunk
A friend broke a leg
Full compound fracture
And he wrote a complaint to the creator
About flawed manufacture
I wore a suit
To be appear egg well hatched
But all the shades of purple
Were thoroughly mismatched
Although very minor
It was a great discomfort
Hopefully to nights dream is finer
But I'll probably dream that I'm sunburnt