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I'm so proud !

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Now here's how it came down

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A whole lotta girls at our high school

Come up with a new *** craze

Literally

Getting ******  up the *** by a billy goat !

In and of itself

This is hardly noteworthy

But (!)

They took it too a new level by filming themselves

Doing it

While also ******* with one hand

And jiggling their **** with the other

And basically turning it into

A sort of ***** dance competition.

//


Now this caught on real big

And the high schools in the area each got

Together competitive teams

And then a city wide league

Where the teams are judged on form
And


Creativity

And synchronization of *******

And mutuality of masturbatory modalities

( like oral *** )

//

It is a huge money maker for the schools //

Drawing 1000 of fans

Who basically

**** and ******* all night

In the stands !

//

  
At first the Christians of the town

Objected

But

Eventually it proved to be that

Not having to pay taxes is a higher CHRISTIAN precept

Than ****** purity !

//

Everyone here is having a good time

and maybe some of your towns

Might get something going

//

Some schools I know of

Are trying to include

Cutting oneself and menstrual blood

Into the completion



Hopefully new ideas will occur

And the sport will grow



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