Adam and Steve
Adam and Steven
Adam an Eve
Adam an Even
Adam was odd
An Eve she was even
Then came the planet
With all the plants
It came before their plans
Or did it
Sweet honeysuckle
Down by the water
Sat catacorner
To a caterpillar
On a big mushroom
It had way more than five limbs
It looked strangely wizened
It told them to try it
Till boom bing bang
Wham bam shazam
Buildings and fast food and robots, oh my!
Soon little monkeys
Stopped crawling on knuckles
They invented baseballs
Chains and belt-buckles
And caterpillar
Lost all his wrinkles
Turned into soup
Came out with a wingspan
This is a tale of the
Cautiously clever
Does it make you nauseous
Or want to wear leather?