All I said was
You need to take that dress off
You know you don't have the figure for that
You must be crazy
Then I laughed
And rolled my eyes
Looking at her in  unbelief
Shaking my head
While I sipped my drink
And she became indignant
The nerve
I merely was trying to help her out
Tell me if I look like a fool
I can appreciate the truth
It cuts like a knife sometimes
She could have used it
To help her get out of that dress