My mail's a daily sensation
Of dividend checks
And engraved invitations
Of postcards proclaiming
"Wish You Were Here!"
And greeting cards filled
With holiday cheer
Of birthday wishes
To brighten the day
And notes from friends
So far away

How great it would be
If all this were so
If mail was a treasure
And made my heart glow

But my mailbox holds none
Of these wholesome thrills
Instead it just holds
Bills and bills...and bills!!!