If my eyes were only blue I’d have lived another life I would exercise and diet Even use a fork and knife I’d reside in higher circles Be a black belt in Kung-Fu Then I’d water-ski for Britain If my eyes were only blue
If my nose was independent Like a pink nomadic slug It could slither underneath my eyes And give my ears a hug I’d never need a smoke alarm Nor microwave attendant It could wipe itself without me If my nose was independent
If my feet were only crocodiles The world would be at peace I’d drift along the riverbanks While mutilating geese I’d never buy a pair of shoes No pedicures and files I’d need a special toilet If my feet were crocodiles