Bukowki wrote
"if you have to read it
to your wife...
...or anybody at all
you're not ready"

I read it to my wife
she said
"O, that's so sad"

like a complete noob
I changed it
now everyone lives happily ever after
and it *****
O, Some will like it.
Wrap some pretty pictures around
the nicey-nice words and BAM
it's a children's book
But I'll know it *****
and so would Bukowski
he may have been an *******
but he knew ****
when he saw it