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Feb 2015
THIS IS AN UPDATE TO MY TEETH


YOU SEE, I HAVE NOTHING WRONG WITH MY TEETH, ANYMORE

I TRIED PARACETAMOL, WITH COCA COLA AND FLOURIDE AND METHANE IN MY SLEEP, AND DUDES

I DID IT THE EASY WAY, YOU SEE, ATHENA, HAS CLEANED MY MOUTH

AND GET RID OF THE YUCKY CAVERTY, IN MY MOUTH, BY POURING

METHANE INTO THE MOUTH, MAKING IT SORE FOR A WHILE, BUT

DUDES, IT WORKED, I HAVEN’T HAD A TOOTHACHE FOR 1 WHOLE WEEK

AND I AM KEEPING SEEING ATHENA, TO AVOID FUTURE PROBLEMS

I SUGGEST THAT EVERYONE SHOULD TAKE MY ADVICE, IN BELIEVING ATHENA

IS THE DENTIST UP IN THE SKY, THE SLEEPING TEETH THERAPIST SO TO SPEAK

YOU SEE I BELIEVE IN ATHENA, THE SLEEPING TEETH THERAPIST

YA SEE I WILL KEEP YA UPDATED, DUDES
Written by
johnny georgy brown
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   Joseph Schneider
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