I saved a little bit of Christmas The best bit The nice cosy warm bit I kept it up my sleeve And caressed it so it stayed Then I took it home and cooked it Cooked it in a pie A really tasty pie With currants all soaked in romance Held in a strong hug of gold And glazed with excitement Then my pie needed spicing Just lightly For Christmas is spice enough Dusty spiced affection And a pinch of honesty Sprinkled on as snow That's how I made it My Christmas pie It just needs some patience To warm all hot and crispy Then would you like a piece?