Deadwood Haiku: Poems

6.6k · May 2015

what is "deadwood haiku"?

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

what is "deadwood haiku"?

deadwood haiku is
exactly what the **** it
sounds like, *******

#haiku #deadwood

5.4k · Mar 2015

in-law cunts

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

in-law *****

****** in-law *****
sent the ******' Pinkertons
shitheel *******

deadwoodhaiku.blogspot.com

#haiku #deadwood #inlawcunts

4.9k · Mar 2015

cat piss smell

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

cat **** smell

you ain't right, Jimmy
lyin' causes cat **** smell
thievin' *******

#haiku #deadwood #jimmyirons #alswearengen

4.7k · Mar 2015

hang dai

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

hang dai

Wu's dope was stolen
one white cocksucka, no two
Wu Swedgin hang dai

#haiku #dope #mr #deadwood #wu

4.7k · Mar 2015

Gabriel's trumpet

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

Gabriel's trumpet

Gabriel's trumpet
Will produce you from the ***
Of a pig, E.B.

deadwoodhaiku.blogspot.com

#haiku #deadwood

3.8k · Mar 2015

half price

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

half price

God bless those poor souls
also, *****'s half price the
next fifteen minutes

#haiku #deadwood #swearengen

3.7k · Mar 2015

fuckin' hobby

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

******' hobby

i'd hate to think you're
this good at something that's just
a ******' hobby

#haiku #deadwood #alswearengen #georgehearst

3.3k · Mar 2015

egg-hatched

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

egg-hatched

could you have been born
Richardson, and not egg-hatched
as I had assumed?

#haiku #deadwood #richardson #ebfarnum

3.3k · Mar 2015

ointment

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

ointment

**** you, richardson
i'd like to use your ointment
to suffocate you

deadwoodhaiku.blogspot.com

#haiku #deadwood #richardson #ebfarnum

3.0k · Mar 2015

Bullock's horse

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

Bullock's horse

he said he just ******
off on its leg, but I think
Steve ****** Bullock's horse

#haiku #horse #steve #deadwood #bullock

2.9k · Mar 2015

just farted

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

just farted

and this here is the
*** of a drunken shitbird
yeah, I just farted

#haiku #deadwood #calamityjane

2.9k · Apr 2015

flying hipster

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

flying hipster

a hidden pothole
flying hipster bellyflops
onto the sidewalk

#haiku

2.5k · Mar 2015

feign stupidity

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

feign stupidity

do you only feign
stupidity while plotting
ways to madden me?

Deadwood haiku

#haiku #deadwood #richardson #ebfarnum

2.4k · May 2015

florence nightingale, joanie stubbs

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

florence nightingale, joanie stubbs

florence nightingale,
she is a nurse; joanie stubbs
is a *******

Leon

#haiku #deadwood

2.3k · Apr 2015

idiots

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

idiots

people angry at
their difficulties act like
******' idiots

Bullock

#haiku #deadwood

2.3k · Apr 2015

the ambulators

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

the ambulators

the most informal
and disorganized of clubs -
the ambulators!

Merrick

#haiku #deadwood

2.2k · Apr 2015

gruesome goo

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

gruesome goo

inside his skull
the phantoms grin out at me
oozing gruesome goo

Deadwood haiku

#ebfarnum

2.2k · Mar 2015

digestive crisis

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

digestive crisis

please, sir, a moment's
silence, i am having a
digestive crisis

#haiku #deadwood #ebfarnum

2.1k · Jul 2015

fuckin' amateur night

Deadwood Haiku Jul 2015

******' amateur night

******' amateur
night... there's some people gotta
******' work, ya know

Swearengen

#haiku #deadwood

2.1k · Mar 2015

spawned

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

spawned

I'm imagining
the pool that spawned you, I am
filling it with rocks

deadwoodhaiku.blogspot.com

#haiku #deadwood #richardson #ebfarnum

2.1k · Mar 2015

Mornin'

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

Mornin'

Mornin', gentlemen!
Mornin'! The best time of day
To go **** yourself

#haiku #deadwood #dandority

1.9k · Mar 2015

the center

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

the center

you ain't the center
of the universe, don't that
lead you to despair?

deadwoodhaiku.blogspot.com

#haiku #deadwoodhaiku #hearst #swearengen

1.9k · Mar 2015

Jews?

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

Jews?

Who? Wu? No, who! Jews?
No, you ignorant ******'
*****! Juice! Not Jews, juice!

http://deadwoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2015/03/jews.html

#haiku #deadwood #wu #swearengen

1.7k · May 2015

hypocrite cocksuckers

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

hypocrite *******

they are hypocrite
******* and they're goin'
for our ******' nuts

Swearengen

#haiku #deadwood

1.7k · Mar 2015

Simpleton

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

Simpleton

I loved my mother
My father didn't liked me
Time to stew the muck

#haiku #deadwood #richardson

1.6k · Mar 2015

life is

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

life is

that's what the **** life
is - just one vile ******' task
after another

#haiku #deadwood #swearengen

1.6k · May 2015

the clergical discount

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

the clergical discount

have you heard about
the clergical discount on
wheel and faro both?

Leon

#haiku #deadwood

1.6k · Mar 2015

goin' wrong

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

goin' wrong

i have come back from
plenty of **** that looked like
it was goin' wrong

#haiku #deadwood #dandority

1.6k · May 2015

another invite

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

another invite

another invite!
******' hearst must take me for
a ******' optimist

Swearengen

#haiku #deadwood

1.6k · May 2015

why say, "uh oh"?

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

why say, "uh oh"?

if you do not mean
to explain yourself, why say
anything at all?

EB Farnum

#haiku #deadwood

1.5k · Jun 2015

repeat

Deadwood Haiku Jun 2015

repeat

do not repeat back
to me what i just said in
diff'rent ******' words

george hearst

#haiku #deadwood

1.5k · Mar 2015

change

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

change

change ain't looking for

******' friends, change calls the tune

we ******' dance to

#haiku #deadwood #alswearengen

1.5k · May 2015

keep your hat on

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

keep your hat on

with all these rumors
swirling around you how do
you keep your hat on?

Cy Tolliver

#haiku #deadwood

1.5k · Aug 2015

the palate rebels

Deadwood Haiku Aug 2015

the palate rebels

a pinch of truth must
season every falsehood or
the palate rebels

Swearengen

#haiku #deadwood

1.4k · May 2015

the instruments they use

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

the instruments they use

the instruments they
use to **** people can then
be turned against them

Swearengen

#haiku #deadwood

1.4k · May 2015

assume and pour

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

assume and pour

you see me empty
then do not pause and inquire
but assume and pour

Swearengen

#haiku #deadwood

1.4k · Mar 2015

declining years

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

declining years

ah, declining years!
my latest blessing's a horse
apple up my ***

Deadwood haiku

#haiku #deadwood #swearengen

1.4k · May 2015

cup 'em for comfort

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

cup 'em for comfort

i'd punch that ******'
*******'s ***** before I'd
cup 'em for comfort

Calamity Jane

#haiku #deadwood

1.4k · May 2015

hull of bullshit

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

hull of *******

swearengen's put the
paperman's boat to sea with
a hull of *******

Cy Tolliver

#haiku #deadwood

1.4k · Apr 2016

lament

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2016

lament

'twas all on account
of some handsome young woman
i weep and lament

swearengen

#haiku #deadwood

1.4k · May 2015

storybook

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

storybook

i'll pop from the wall
like in a storybook and
tend to your johnson

Trixie

#haiku #deadwood

1.4k · May 2015

wash and stack, shitmonkey!

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

wash and stack, shitmonkey!

that's your attitude?
wash and stack, you shitmonkey,
or prepare for worse

EB Farnum

#haiku #deadwood

1.4k · Jul 2015

last extremity

Deadwood Haiku Jul 2015

last extremity

a human being
in his last extremity
is a bag of ****

swearengen

#haiku #deadwood

1.3k · Mar 2015

a fool and his gold

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

a fool and his gold

it won't be worry
weighing me down, but bags of
our recovered gold!

#haiku #deadwood #bromgarrett

1.3k · May 2015

amalgamation and capital

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

amalgamation and capital

amalgamation
and capital takes one right
through the ******' head

Charlie Utter

#haiku #deadwood

1.3k · May 2015

the day's affair

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

the day's affair

i drink what i am
able, if that comes to much
that's the day's affair

Calamity Jane

#haiku #deadwood

1.2k · Mar 2015

one scintilla

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

one scintilla

i could sniff this all
you want, boss, but I ain't got
one scintilla

Deadwood haiku

#haiku #deadwood #dandority

1.2k · Apr 2016

molar rotted

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2016

molar rotted

prostrated by the
agonies of the ******, a
molar rotted through

farnum

#haiku #deadwood

1.2k · Jun 2015

canned peaches

Deadwood Haiku Jun 2015

canned peaches

an' if you ain't et
dessert yet, don't, al done broke
out the canned peaches

johnny burns

#deadwoodhaiku

1.2k · May 2015

mid-thrust

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

mid-******

trouble earlier
might've found you mid-****** in
other business

Swearengen

#haiku #deadwood