I would love to give you a ****
But I am all out
No ***** left to give
Absolutely none

I don't know where they went
And I can't be ****** to get em back
They're gone for good
My ***** will never be seen again

So run your mouth
Go on about "us lot"
and how we have it easier
But no one will give you a ****

Certainly not me
For I have run out
So please if you may.
*******.

Hey there kiddo
Things ain't great
But trust me
I've be'n there
It's gonna be fine
Time will move
And you will heal

Bitting yet nails about exams
Don't worry slick
It will be a bump in the road
One day

One day
You will be better
One day
You will completely forget
One day
There will be no more tears
One day
You'll be glad you kept fightin'
So please wait until that day
It's gonna be great

Yeah you're gonna struggle
Probably each day
But hey
It gets easier
No more pain 'n' panickin' inside
But a hot drink and self-care


You're hurtin'
You ain't sleepin'
But you gotta keep tryin'
Cause it's gonna get better

Come on get up now
It's all gonna get better
You've got people on yer team
It's all gonna get better
Come'on you so close now.
It's all gonna get better.

Take a deep breath
We ******' did it
It ain't healed but...
It's **** well better now.

People love that crooked tooth
And that certainly is the truth
They laugh and snort like a pig
And that is something to dig.

Listen and let it effect
What you see as imperfect
Is what makes perfect

You worry about your hairline
But your head is super fine
You like season two of that show
I disagree but your passion I know

So what you have your flaws
Welcome to the club
It's a club 7 billion

You say your rather shy
But it's great and not a lie
So what you get a mood
We all do dude

You may not be "smart"
But you got some great art
You rip a wicked , akward ****
But a competition you start

None of us are Angeles  
And that is my angle
For you absolute delights

Yeah, you're imperfect...
And that is perfect

The moonlight beamed down
Silhouetting her dark hair
Her eyes burnt green
The night transformed her beauty
I only had one thought:
"Yep! She's a werewolf!"

Hating someone for nothing is stupid
Being bi is great
Being gay is great
Being straight is great
No matter your fancy. You're great
But the death of cheese is greater

Men Vs women is a bunch of bull
Both are cool and fine
Cis or trans. Doesn't matter
Both are good.
But certain cheese is Gouda.

No matter who you vote for
No matter where you from
Or what you look like
Everybody is amazing
Except mozzarella.
He's a pizza ****

Just so you know
You're pretty rad
To know you I am glad
Edam you're pretty **** cool

I hate long poems
We should shorten them

Not all birds fly
Some waddle or sqauwk
Some birds can't fly
No matter how hard they try

Not all pancakes are perfect
Most are wonky, burnt and crispy
We are all wonky pancake people
And that's imperfectly fine

Not everyone can be a hero
Doesn't mean they're a zero
Not everyone gets a happily ever after
Doesn't mean their life has no laughter

Not every bird can fly
So please don't try
Be happy with ya waddling