Go out of bed you silly fool!
Get up right now case it is time for school
If you don't dress without a fuss
i'll throw you naked on the bus!

Oh mom, don't make me go today
i'm feeling worse than yesterday
you don't know what i am going through
i've got a strange case of flu

My body aches , my throat is soar
i am sure i'm knocking on death's door
you cant send me to school
cause everyone coul get it too!

i would like a pizza topped with cheese
then sprinkled with some gnats or fleas
some centipedes and slimy slugs
and other creepy, crawly bugs

i want to add some fingernails
and oyster ooze and crunchy snails
and chicken bones and spoiled meat
and smelly socks from ***** feed

i want it topped with lots of mold
and gooey boogers that's not too old
a lot of snot, a little spit,
and guts with grainy grit