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"yar" poems
Khanjar Hain Teri Aankhein Talwaar Hain Teri Aankhein Zinda Na Rehne Dengi Ae Yaar Teri Aankhein Your eyes are like a dagger Your eyes are like a sword They will not let me live O' beloved eyes of yours Ae Nargis-e-Mastaana Allah Tujhe Rakhe Rehti Hain Tasavvur Mein Har Baar Teri Aankhein O' possessor of drunk eyes God keep you in His preserve Enduring within my imaginations O’ forever are eyes of yours Yeh Bolti Aankhein Bhi Afsaane Sunaati Hain Rakhti Hain Zuban Jaise Ae Yar Teri Aankhein These talkative eyes Speak of many tales As if, they have a voice of their own O' beloved eyes of yours Humne Teri Aankoon Mein Allah Ko Dekha Hai Iss Par Teri Aankein Uss Par Teri Aankein Within your eyes I have seen the Lord In every direction O’ are eyes of yours Chehre Pe To Ghussa Hai Aankhoon Mein Muhabbat Hai Karti Hain Mere Dilbar Iqraar Teri Aankhein On the face anger is exposed But love is within the eyes of yours Revealing O’ sweetheart Unity, are eyes of yours — Translated by Jamil Hussain, Sung by Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
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Nov 30, 2016
Nov 30, 2016 at 3:23 PM UTC
Eyes of Yours
He was only three foot tall, but He wanted to be like his Famous daddy "The pirate" long  bob Plated Silver Toe A renowned pirate or so He told me. So he looked around the house to what he could find, A hook was out of reach As it was dangerous you know, it could take an eye out or if trod on cut your toes, He would have defiantly have shed a Tear Or Three, So he found a spoon, not Gold or Silver Not plated precious, It was copper it would have to do. So he put his hand up his sleeve, Holding the spoon quite Menacingly, I'll scoop your ice cream From right under your nose, One scoop, Two scoop, Three, "Ill bounce the bowl upon your head" "Then run so you never knows it was me" "Who had eaten your desert from" "Right under your nose you see" He giggled and smiled a child's grin, What next does a pirate need to be "King of the sea" A hat he thought, As he looked around his fathers hats Covered his head, He walked in to Table & Chair, For it was to big over his eyes, He was unable to see. He bounced Off the door, the bed, the Window sill too, with holes cut he still Was unable to see properly, So he got a sock with a patch on the heal Putting it on his little head looked in the mirror amused By what could be seen. I need one more thing To be like me pa.. A ship to sail the high sea, But he was only tiny 3 foot tall was he, So he looked around Finding a table in the yard, Discarded but could be used by he. "A sail was needed" A table cloth tied to the back legs To catch the gusts of wind yar see, A crew was needed?? But there was only room for Him And his parrot Reginald, ******* *******   He would squawk at me, A I dry one given and a pat on the Head from me. I was known as a captain on My Green Sea, Plundering the apple tree The raspberry bush All the berries were now mine That I could see, I wanted to be like my father when I grew up But lets be realistic I'm three foot "I'm four and three months" Who would be scared of little spoon pirate me.
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Nov 23, 2014
Nov 23, 2014 at 3:34 PM UTC
Little Captain Spoon
He was only three foot tall, but He wanted to be like his Famous daddy "The pirate" long  bob Plated Silver Toe A renowned pirate or so He told me. So he looked around the house to what he could find, A hook was out of reach As it was dangerous you know, it could take an eye out or if trod on cut your toes, He would have defiantly have shed a Tear Or Three, So he found a spoon, not Gold or Silver Not plated precious, It was copper it would have to do. So he put his hand up his sleeve, Holding the spoon quite Menacingly, I'll scoop your ice cream From right under your nose, One scoop, Two scoop, Three, "Ill bounce the bowl upon your head" "Then run so you never knows it was me" "Who had eaten your desert from" "Right under your nose you see" He giggled and smiled a child's grin, What next does a pirate need to be "King of the sea" A hat he thought, As he looked around his fathers hats Covered his head, He walked in to Table & Chair, For it was to big over his eyes, He was unable to see. He bounced Off the door, the bed, the Window sill too, with holes cut he still Was unable to see properly, So he got a sock with a patch on the heal Putting it on his little head looked in the mirror amused By what could be seen. I need one more thing To be like me pa.. A ship to sail the high sea, But he was only tiny 3 foot tall was he, So he looked around Finding a table in the yard, Discarded but could be used by he. "A sail was needed" A table cloth tied to the back legs To catch the gusts of wind yar see, A crew was needed?? But there was only room for Him And his parrot Reginald, ******* *******   He would squawk at me, A I dry one given and a pat on the Head from me. I was known as a captain on My Green Sea, Plundering the apple tree The raspberry bush All the berries were now mine That I could see, I wanted to be like my father when I grew up But lets be realistic I'm three foot "I'm four and three months" Who would be scared of little spoon pirate me.
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Each of you. My individual singularities, Dad’s One Thing. Conceived 1955. Driven home, progeny, made man, unequivocal, indisputable. Post-war night spirits undaunted ~ stop ******* me. *** for you, stopped me. Can’t make it the way you want. Please stop. Backing off, I respect real you. Don’t push me Me. Don’t dream. Will dream us. Short sentence for guilt whisked way beyond what crime could be. We combine beans and seeds and gourds. That’s science! Culinary! Botany, true, but I’m enaturated. Human pod progressed. If that’s a word, don’t dream it’s not. Forget every word. But make each and every word count. Then add stash, socked away. I concede. Mi casa su casa. Paint it. Together. Made mistake then fixed it. Copasetic dovetails, my lady and me (not I). We walk talk island jib. I like the cut of your yar across the moonlit pool. Go around with me to all haunts, snow globetrotting shaken not stirred My déjà vu in futurum videre, I can’t believe. Asunder goddesses should be together, While Isis and Osiris boogie like Beatrice and Dante encircled, Their own private imbroglio invaded By Goth end time alchemists conjuring copyrights for gelt. You tell me this short story. I cringe. My mind clouds men’s, and then conjures Morpheus. My shadow child joins me in Paradise, Deliria dancing in concert with Shakespearean intent. My daughter’s got more guts in one pinky Than all that fallen pilot on our island bargained for In the games that decided who’s hungrier. You could have been that gal.
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Jul 20, 2013
Jul 20, 2013 at 12:21 AM UTC
Don't Dream
Each of you. My individual singularities, Dad’s One Thing. Conceived 1955. Driven home, progeny, made man, unequivocal, indisputable. Post-war night spirits undaunted ~ stop ******* me. *** for you, stopped me. Can’t make it the way you want. Please stop. Backing off, I respect real you. Don’t push me Me. Don’t dream. Will dream us. Short sentence for guilt whisked way beyond what crime could be. We combine beans and seeds and gourds. That’s science! Culinary! Botany, true, but I’m enaturated. Human pod progressed. If that’s a word, don’t dream it’s not. Forget every word. But make each and every word count. Then add stash, socked away. I concede. Mi casa su casa. Paint it. Together. Made mistake then fixed it. Copasetic dovetails, my lady and me (not I). We walk talk island jib. I like the cut of your yar across the moonlit pool. Go around with me to all haunts, snow globetrotting shaken not stirred My déjà vu in futurum videre, I can’t believe. Asunder goddesses should be together, While Isis and Osiris boogie like Beatrice and Dante encircled, Their own private imbroglio invaded By Goth end time alchemists conjuring copyrights for gelt. You tell me this short story. I cringe. My mind clouds men’s, and then conjures Morpheus. My shadow child joins me in Paradise, Deliria dancing in concert with Shakespearean intent. My daughter’s got more guts in one pinky Than all that fallen pilot on our island bargained for In the games that decided who’s hungrier. You could have been that gal.
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Ghazal Usky wo paon ki jhankar meri toba hay Lag rehey hay koi ootar meri toba hay Jaisay khushbo koi deeray se guzr jati ** Aise hay shukh ki raftar meri toba hay Ishq ko log samajhtay hain darra sada hay Rasta yar hay purkhar meri toba hay Ishk main lut gia jo pa gia wohi manzal Aag se piar ka izhar meri toba hay Husn ko dhondhna mehnga hi parra hay humko Hay tamasha sare bazar meri toba hay Jurm bus itna tha bus bhr kay nazar dekha tha Mehr ab dar pa hay dar meri yoba hay Col Muhammad Khalid Khan Copyright 2017 Hath Par
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May 5, 2017
May 5, 2017 at 5:10 AM UTC
Meri Toba Hay
Yevgeny Yevtushenko No monument stands over Babi Yar. A drop sheer as a crude gravestone. I am afraid. Today I am as old in years as all the Jewish people. Now I seem to be a Jew. Here I plod through ancient Egypt. Here I perish crucified, on the cross, and to this day I bear the scars of nails. I seem to be Dreyfus. The Philistine is both informer and judge. I am behind bars. Beset on every side. Hounded, spat on, slandered. Squealing, dainty ladies in flounced Brussels lace stick their parasols into my face. I seem to be then a young boy in Byelostok. Blood runs, spilling over the floors. The barroom rabble-rousers give off a stench of ***** and onion. A boot kicks me aside, helpless. In vain I plead with these pogrom bullies. While they jeer and shout, "Beat the Yids. Save Russia!" some grain-marketeer beats up my mother. 0 my Russian people! I know you are international to the core. But those with unclean hands have often made a jingle of your purest name. I know the goodness of my land. How vile these anti-Semites- without a qualm they pompously called themselves the Union of the Russian People! I seem to be Anne Frank transparent as a branch in April. And I love. And have no need of phrases. My need is that we gaze into each other. How little we can see or smell! We are denied the leaves, we are denied the sky. Yet we can do so much -- tenderly embrace each other in a darkened room. They're coming here? Be not afraid. Those are the booming sounds of spring: spring is coming here. Come then to me. Quick, give me your lips. Are they smashing down the door? No, it's the ice breaking ... The wild grasses rustle over Babi Yar. The trees look ominous, like judges. Here all things scream silently, and, baring my head, slowly I feel myself turning gray. And I myself am one massive, soundless scream above the thousand thousand buried here. I am each old man here shot dead. I am every child here shot dead. Nothing in me shall ever forget! The "Internationale," let it thunder when the last anti-Semite on earth is buried forever. In my blood there is no Jewish blood. In their callous rage, all anti-Semites must hate me now as a Jew. For that reason I am a true Russian!
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Jan 27, 2013
Jan 27, 2013 at 3:04 AM UTC
Babi Yar
Yevgeny Yevtushenko No monument stands over Babi Yar. A drop sheer as a crude gravestone. I am afraid. Today I am as old in years as all the Jewish people. Now I seem to be a Jew. Here I plod through ancient Egypt. Here I perish crucified, on the cross, and to this day I bear the scars of nails. I seem to be Dreyfus. The Philistine is both informer and judge. I am behind bars. Beset on every side. Hounded, spat on, slandered. Squealing, dainty ladies in flounced Brussels lace stick their parasols into my face. I seem to be then a young boy in Byelostok. Blood runs, spilling over the floors. The barroom rabble-rousers give off a stench of ***** and onion. A boot kicks me aside, helpless. In vain I plead with these pogrom bullies. While they jeer and shout, "Beat the Yids. Save Russia!" some grain-marketeer beats up my mother. 0 my Russian people! I know you are international to the core. But those with unclean hands have often made a jingle of your purest name. I know the goodness of my land. How vile these anti-Semites- without a qualm they pompously called themselves the Union of the Russian People! I seem to be Anne Frank transparent as a branch in April. And I love. And have no need of phrases. My need is that we gaze into each other. How little we can see or smell! We are denied the leaves, we are denied the sky. Yet we can do so much -- tenderly embrace each other in a darkened room. They're coming here? Be not afraid. Those are the booming sounds of spring: spring is coming here. Come then to me. Quick, give me your lips. Are they smashing down the door? No, it's the ice breaking ... The wild grasses rustle over Babi Yar. The trees look ominous, like judges. Here all things scream silently, and, baring my head, slowly I feel myself turning gray. And I myself am one massive, soundless scream above the thousand thousand buried here. I am each old man here shot dead. I am every child here shot dead. Nothing in me shall ever forget! The "Internationale," let it thunder when the last anti-Semite on earth is buried forever. In my blood there is no Jewish blood. In their callous rage, all anti-Semites must hate me now as a Jew. For that reason I am a true Russian!
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Oh Glenda (Miz Gee gee) years elapsed since, I didst hawk verboten fruit adrip from yar verdant bough, thy strong craven raven doth still twitter and flip sans thy testosterone switch, where woody pecker missus grip ping re: egret ting prospective relationship nixed thee as gull friend material, hip mistress, though heron eye did pay lip service verily orgasmically quip yes...wren doer ring more'n commit Freudian slip which peeping cardinal tip towing thru nested tulip trip gave balled oriole peck whip ping lil *** pistol be friending chirping ***** riot inserting thingmabob after pants sigh did un zip. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Egg gad unlike rob bin duck cradle yar mature red breast all aswirl asper a stationary dreidel mammary ducts mine mouth pursed yar ******* mine gums did ladle. Only in memory, aye hungrily thirst and thirstily hunger fort deux aureole dye still affecting this gab bird, who didst deign as milquetoast guy. Whenever this birdman alone his thoughts metaphorically drone worm wayward toward ***** thatch, where hello kitty doth purr and groan of quintessentially ***** coiled hair moan ning softly as thee bared naked lady lies prone admiring pinkish puckered def flesh tone.
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Jul 28, 2018
Jul 28, 2018 at 2:44 AM UTC
Ma Little Brown Chickadee
Meray wajud main yun mera yar raqsan hay Kay jaisay shukh faseelon pa piar raqsan hay Nazar hay jati jahan pa wohan hay wo mujod Kay kis tara say chaman main baharraqsan hay Jo bhar kay dekha usay ab naheen hay apni khabr Magr nashay main hon main tar tar raqsan hay Jo sar main suda samaya watan parasti ka Hazar rah may ab dekho dar raqsan hay Na jalti ankhain jalao ka buj na jain kaheen Ka meri aankhon main bus intizar raqsan hay Hazar rang ma hay husn piar yak ranga Ka rang rang main bus ik hisar raqsan hay Mai Mehr la gia bazi wo ** *** meri Ka meray charon taraf purdadar raqsan hay Col Muhammad Khalid Khan Copyright 2017 Golden Glow
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May 29, 2017
May 29, 2017 at 4:13 AM UTC
Raqsan Hay
The seas of pain whine Bashing into crags of doubt Bones-- The planks that creak upon Collision Sea foam fills the Cracks The ship is sinking "Yar she blows!" The capsize of the soul
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Feb 26, 2013
Feb 26, 2013 at 11:28 PM UTC
Collision
create a golden route for a poet like me, let the embodiment of song carved itself in the palms of the world beyond till lyrics of faith light to ease the thought of my mind. If you die before me, tell papa not to cry. the shrine he left in my hand is still well planted in the imaginations of his generations. tell Fela &Giwa that Nigeria is no better, tell Chinua Achebe that the water in our throat cries of dry ground they stepped on. we may not be a better cinematographer capturing the deeds of this land but your still photos can crop some timelines to go with you till I come along to join your trail. if you die before me, send a word across. let me know the existence of heaven & hell if Shakespeare & Okigbo & Buchi are there so I can change course to path my emotion, the artistic photography of the tales of hell are the codeine conscience of anxiety in us. we die before the masquerade halt in the air. Husky tears would I drop on your grave to be taken to Mandela & Luther King. there are roses I will take from the clay *** Of my father to your graveyard to give to Ify my hearted lover in the morning of miracles. if you die before me, this tattered call would I make to our ancestors for a perfect survival. this land is a disco dance hall you must tell Yar'du of Fate & tears crossing our eyes in a patterned way to be christened life's joy. this land is a feminist like Chimamanda A.N, this country is a pun star you must tell Ken. tell my cousin Ezekiel to wait for me longer, I am coming. to join him in benedicted rein of our country. If you die before me, I'll be on your graveyard for a life time cracking up the foundation of the world to find death. I will ask him if the other phase is better than here before coming. suffering is not meant to be dreamed twice, Two week-ed weaknesses are the wink wires connecting our lives in a radioed embryo . this is my recap a captured scene Let's bake life and dreams till death call us all to himself then the world becomes empty love finds love mingling in hands... die before me & be my eyes beyond. ©John Chizoba Vincent From_A_Pen_Refusing_frustration.
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May 23, 2018
May 23, 2018 at 9:23 AM UTC
If you die Before me
create a golden route for a poet like me, let the embodiment of song carved itself in the palms of the world beyond till lyrics of faith light to ease the thought of my mind. If you die before me, tell papa not to cry. the shrine he left in my hand is still well planted in the imaginations of his generations. tell Fela &Giwa that Nigeria is no better, tell Chinua Achebe that the water in our throat cries of dry ground they stepped on. we may not be a better cinematographer capturing the deeds of this land but your still photos can crop some timelines to go with you till I come along to join your trail. if you die before me, send a word across. let me know the existence of heaven & hell if Shakespeare & Okigbo & Buchi are there so I can change course to path my emotion, the artistic photography of the tales of hell are the codeine conscience of anxiety in us. we die before the masquerade halt in the air. Husky tears would I drop on your grave to be taken to Mandela & Luther King. there are roses I will take from the clay *** Of my father to your graveyard to give to Ify my hearted lover in the morning of miracles. if you die before me, this tattered call would I make to our ancestors for a perfect survival. this land is a disco dance hall you must tell Yar'du of Fate & tears crossing our eyes in a patterned way to be christened life's joy. this land is a feminist like Chimamanda A.N, this country is a pun star you must tell Ken. tell my cousin Ezekiel to wait for me longer, I am coming. to join him in benedicted rein of our country. If you die before me, I'll be on your graveyard for a life time cracking up the foundation of the world to find death. I will ask him if the other phase is better than here before coming. suffering is not meant to be dreamed twice, Two week-ed weaknesses are the wink wires connecting our lives in a radioed embryo . this is my recap a captured scene Let's bake life and dreams till death call us all to himself then the world becomes empty love finds love mingling in hands... die before me & be my eyes beyond. ©John Chizoba Vincent From_A_Pen_Refusing_frustration.
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Lawrence Hall, HSG [email protected] Macbeth, Doctor Zhivago, Captain Call, Yevgeny Yevtushenko, Allen Ginsberg, and Rod McKuen Visit the Dentist but Have to Wait for Beowulf's Root Canal          In gratitude for all the wonderful dentists, hygienists, and                        technicians who keep us chewing!                                   Macbeth Visits the Dentist Is this a drill which I see before me The whirring drill outstretched to my teeth O happiest gas! Come let me clutch thee! Before my body I throw my dental shield                             Dr. Zhivago Visits the Dentist Poor dental hygiene is for crowds of mediocrities Only individuals seek dentistry And they shun those who tolerate bad teeth How many things in the world deserve our loyalty? A dentist whose papers are in order                             Captain Call Visits the Dentist Call saw that the dentist was looking at him The nitrous oxide drained out of him Leaving him feeling tired “I hate a bad tooth. I won’t tolerate it.”                  Yevgeny Yevtushenko Visits the Dentist For a tooth to come out Some of the pain must be devoted to Stalin Soviet dentistry demanded happy endings I knew I could floss and brush better than Mayakovsky Bella’s teeth were second only to those of Akhmatova Only I could make Babi Yar all about me and my teeth When I saw a dentist in Zima Junction I saw the truth of the Revolution in her little mirror                      Allen Ginsberg Visits the Dentist I saw the best teeth of my generation destroyed by sugared sodas and a failure to brush and floss dragging themselves through the medical complex at dawn looking for a fix thinning-hair old hipsters burning for relief from aching jaws at the healing hands of dedicated professionals among their shining instruments dedicated professionals who did not drop out of the University of Arkansas and never saw Mohammedan angels among the rooftops                                    Rod McKuen Visits the Dentist I am like a molar; I have chewed alone Gnawed a hundred hamburgers Never found a bone Still and all I’m toothy Reason is you see Once in a while along the way Dentists have been good to me.
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Jul 13, 2024
Jul 13, 2024 at 11:23 AM UTC
Macbeth, Doctor Zhivago, Captain Call, Yevgeny Yevtushenko, Allen Ginsberg, and Rod McKuen Visit the Dentist but Have to Wait for Beowulf's Root Canal
Lawrence Hall, HSG [email protected] Macbeth, Doctor Zhivago, Captain Call, Yevgeny Yevtushenko, Allen Ginsberg, and Rod McKuen Visit the Dentist but Have to Wait for Beowulf's Root Canal          In gratitude for all the wonderful dentists, hygienists, and                        technicians who keep us chewing!                                   Macbeth Visits the Dentist Is this a drill which I see before me The whirring drill outstretched to my teeth O happiest gas! Come let me clutch thee! Before my body I throw my dental shield                             Dr. Zhivago Visits the Dentist Poor dental hygiene is for crowds of mediocrities Only individuals seek dentistry And they shun those who tolerate bad teeth How many things in the world deserve our loyalty? A dentist whose papers are in order                             Captain Call Visits the Dentist Call saw that the dentist was looking at him The nitrous oxide drained out of him Leaving him feeling tired “I hate a bad tooth. I won’t tolerate it.”                  Yevgeny Yevtushenko Visits the Dentist For a tooth to come out Some of the pain must be devoted to Stalin Soviet dentistry demanded happy endings I knew I could floss and brush better than Mayakovsky Bella’s teeth were second only to those of Akhmatova Only I could make Babi Yar all about me and my teeth When I saw a dentist in Zima Junction I saw the truth of the Revolution in her little mirror                      Allen Ginsberg Visits the Dentist I saw the best teeth of my generation destroyed by sugared sodas and a failure to brush and floss dragging themselves through the medical complex at dawn looking for a fix thinning-hair old hipsters burning for relief from aching jaws at the healing hands of dedicated professionals among their shining instruments dedicated professionals who did not drop out of the University of Arkansas and never saw Mohammedan angels among the rooftops                                    Rod McKuen Visits the Dentist I am like a molar; I have chewed alone Gnawed a hundred hamburgers Never found a bone Still and all I’m toothy Reason is you see Once in a while along the way Dentists have been good to me.
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A vast Land, dotted with thoughts and Ideas, Scripted in Hand, Penned with Altruist Zeal. Paragraphs Written in Hills, and in Valleys, Taking a Path through Drama and Passion. Leading you through Dark City Alleys... To Scenes of Crime and Dark Actions, Cowered in Fear, Shadows Causing Reactions. You feel your Skin Crawl at the Draw of a Knife, Shocked at the Sight of a Passing Life. You Cling to the Arms of the One you Love, The Feelings between You from Heaven above. The Pleasure you feel at the Touch of your Lips, As the Wind ***** the Sails of a Yar and sleek Ship. True love Flares up at the setting sun, And Finally the Poems End has Come.....JMF 1/12/15
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Jan 12, 2015
Jan 12, 2015 at 6:29 PM UTC
Inkscape
Anna died At Babi Yar. No bright star To light the place, Or show the spot Where she was shot. Anna died At Babi Yar. No cattle shed In which to hide Or manger to rest in, Just a ravine, Dark and obscene. Anna died At Babi Yar. No angels sang, Least none was heard Above the din of guns Or victims scream, The stuff of nightmares Not of dreams. Anna died At Babi Yar. No shepherds came In awe to adore From a distant hill, Just chill winds Which bite And gnaw. Anna died At Babi Yar. No magi came With gifts Of frankincense, Gold and myrrh Or eloquent words Or talk of a star. Anna died At Babi Yar. But soldiers came, Brutal and brusque, With SS signs To mark them out With bark and shout, And their guns, Sticks, kicks and box Of killing tricks. Anna died At Babi Yar, Beneath no star To light the spot Where she was shot. Just a ravine Dark and obscene. Anna died At Babi Yar.
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Apr 16, 2016
Apr 16, 2016 at 12:03 PM UTC
ANNA DIED AT BABI YAR. (OLD POEM)
Top notch legal scholar Erin Go Braw (less concerned about being fair versus abominable, irrevocable, and execrable unforgivable oversight most holy "M" & ***** cabinet of high priests, sans spelling chieftains ready to claw your person to bits, and they presage remote clemency which decision told, when Jeff Sessions decides final punishment to draw now, (see excerpted lines visited with glaring flaw "Benediction For Lord Apple Macintosh" where ...bot sized wetbacks, setbacks, and drawbacks, required a secret char),... intimates a "hee haw" and rock'm n sock'm pull no punches square at yar triangular jaw YES, on account misspelling, whence Grammarian Jude Law at the least aims (to topple a prospective title of eminence grise), banning access to such undeserved catbird seat, sans Rhetorical perch laughing while ja plaintively call for maw **** Oxford English Dictionary - but naw can do, and hence paw mister trumpeting "FAKE" wordsmith raw flesh will turn into.... unreadable print until closing text that elaborates how holiness felt vexed. To ye (a freshly minted scalawag), these 20/20 eyes bulged agog while steaming with invective at what attempted to pass as sacred poetic blog when thee (Matthew Scott Harris), now pronounced, an illiterate, immoderate, and inveterate å!@#$%∑ with a severe cerebral clog (meaning prefrontal lobotomy not out of the question), you m~r mangy whelp of a she dog (my humble apologies to canines), less deserving than being whipped near death's doorstep flog after henchmen (strongly resembling Alaskan BullWorms guarding this royal hutch, herein Cupertino, California.
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Jul 2, 2018
Jul 2, 2018 at 2:46 AM UTC
Innocent Omission Of A Lower Case "m"!
Top notch legal scholar Erin Go Braw (less concerned about being fair versus abominable, irrevocable, and execrable unforgivable oversight most holy "M" & ***** cabinet of high priests, sans spelling chieftains ready to claw your person to bits, and they presage remote clemency which decision told, when Jeff Sessions decides final punishment to draw now, (see excerpted lines visited with glaring flaw "Benediction For Lord Apple Macintosh" where ...bot sized wetbacks, setbacks, and drawbacks, required a secret char),... intimates a "hee haw" and rock'm n sock'm pull no punches square at yar triangular jaw YES, on account misspelling, whence Grammarian Jude Law at the least aims (to topple a prospective title of eminence grise), banning access to such undeserved catbird seat, sans Rhetorical perch laughing while ja plaintively call for maw **** Oxford English Dictionary - but naw can do, and hence paw mister trumpeting "FAKE" wordsmith raw flesh will turn into.... unreadable print until closing text that elaborates how holiness felt vexed. To ye (a freshly minted scalawag), these 20/20 eyes bulged agog while steaming with invective at what attempted to pass as sacred poetic blog when thee (Matthew Scott Harris), now pronounced, an illiterate, immoderate, and inveterate å!@#$%∑ with a severe cerebral clog (meaning prefrontal lobotomy not out of the question), you m~r mangy whelp of a she dog (my humble apologies to canines), less deserving than being whipped near death's doorstep flog after henchmen (strongly resembling Alaskan BullWorms guarding this royal hutch, herein Cupertino, California.
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the upshot constituted a figurative straw that broke the virtual camels back where yours truly fingered as scape goat, who meekly, passively, and subserviently felt the stinging crack of wooden, smooth, and oblong paddle and stands pat, asper innocence, though now (myself more than two score years orbitz around sun) remains more defiant for purportedly causing Roberta - not her real name flack and clears that blot (now a composite of petrified spitballs) as a hack writer of poetry, feels jilted like Jack donning many major protagonistic ruffian knack nursery rhyme roles, which fables never didst lack for upstart precocious, kickstarters impish grin, as if he just wolfed down a swiped Bic Mac and goose that laid more than one golden egg McMuffin running from the Giant, with spindle shank for each leg, and sliding down the beanstalk, which didst peg world wide web Marathon record suddenly the envy of Queequeg, which way word ness far off course from the theme of this work, hence hold tight to hazmat bag of **** pin jay dreck, while poetic license allows me to twerk intended story aye (captain... oh captain) moost not shirk, lemme reel yar attention back to the classroom of missus Labosh, hood didst whistle and perk unbeknownst to me, my scrawny derriere unaware what quaint, hence danger didst lurk for letting passivity find me singled out as the bona fide **** wishing Moby **** could swallow hook, line and sinker with a slight even Steven crane of his neck, every mother plucking bird brain classmate deemed Scott free, and Chutzpah didst gain while this smart *** wannabe took a crash course, sans weltanschauung "Artful Dodging Spitball Shooting Maven" in the main quite heavy on Physics and Trigonometry as became plane.
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Mar 14, 2018
Mar 14, 2018 at 1:13 AM UTC
An Unrepentant Spitball Marksman
the upshot constituted a figurative straw that broke the virtual camels back where yours truly fingered as scape goat, who meekly, passively, and subserviently felt the stinging crack of wooden, smooth, and oblong paddle and stands pat, asper innocence, though now (myself more than two score years orbitz around sun) remains more defiant for purportedly causing Roberta - not her real name flack and clears that blot (now a composite of petrified spitballs) as a hack writer of poetry, feels jilted like Jack donning many major protagonistic ruffian knack nursery rhyme roles, which fables never didst lack for upstart precocious, kickstarters impish grin, as if he just wolfed down a swiped Bic Mac and goose that laid more than one golden egg McMuffin running from the Giant, with spindle shank for each leg, and sliding down the beanstalk, which didst peg world wide web Marathon record suddenly the envy of Queequeg, which way word ness far off course from the theme of this work, hence hold tight to hazmat bag of **** pin jay dreck, while poetic license allows me to twerk intended story aye (captain... oh captain) moost not shirk, lemme reel yar attention back to the classroom of missus Labosh, hood didst whistle and perk unbeknownst to me, my scrawny derriere unaware what quaint, hence danger didst lurk for letting passivity find me singled out as the bona fide **** wishing Moby **** could swallow hook, line and sinker with a slight even Steven crane of his neck, every mother plucking bird brain classmate deemed Scott free, and Chutzpah didst gain while this smart *** wannabe took a crash course, sans weltanschauung "Artful Dodging Spitball Shooting Maven" in the main quite heavy on Physics and Trigonometry as became plane.
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this Democratic Party affiliated member i.e. considered (with an eye blink) positing the following blurb for a very short while asper the "FAKE" trumpeting oaf fish shill offal continuous, indecorous, and poisonous barbs doth re vile me, an anonymous middle aged concerned citizen at thee...reptile no...no...that, would unfairly debase creatures such as    snakes, lizards, turtles, or alligators,     whose aggressive acceptable modes,     one expects tubby non servile thus in my mind hiss non diss incriminating cruel, fiendish, gallingly jawboning mawkish philistine (YES, I MEAN YOU DONALD Quisling TRUMP) figuratively roasting respectable people analogous to rake them over hot coals then, burn them at the stake, which witch trial characters assassination with point blank expletives found an introspective chap (yours truly) responds to broadcast unflattering sentiments, albeit swiftly tailored harried, yup, yar...obnoxious fulminations rile, said brief explanation motive enough (occurred within a split second) after gleaning most recent denigrating, hurtful, lambasting puerile verbal and/ or twittering outbursts (MOST DEFINITELY) unstatesmanlike at least to me: a circumspect enlightened genteel individual kind nattering nabob of nativity, who feels alarmed at venal wickedness by thee -> President Trump spluttering, smoldering, slandering gallimaufry predicated predictable awfully banal, cringeworthy diurnal, and fiercely hurt locker ful invective bile perhaps indicative of dementia praecox or smother mental illness, ye would immediately refute, and be in din aisle.
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Mar 4, 2018
Mar 4, 2018 at 11:59 PM UTC
The President Appears Mad As A Hatter
this Democratic Party affiliated member i.e. considered (with an eye blink) positing the following blurb for a very short while asper the "FAKE" trumpeting oaf fish shill offal continuous, indecorous, and poisonous barbs doth re vile me, an anonymous middle aged concerned citizen at thee...reptile no...no...that, would unfairly debase creatures such as    snakes, lizards, turtles, or alligators,     whose aggressive acceptable modes,     one expects tubby non servile thus in my mind hiss non diss incriminating cruel, fiendish, gallingly jawboning mawkish philistine (YES, I MEAN YOU DONALD Quisling TRUMP) figuratively roasting respectable people analogous to rake them over hot coals then, burn them at the stake, which witch trial characters assassination with point blank expletives found an introspective chap (yours truly) responds to broadcast unflattering sentiments, albeit swiftly tailored harried, yup, yar...obnoxious fulminations rile, said brief explanation motive enough (occurred within a split second) after gleaning most recent denigrating, hurtful, lambasting puerile verbal and/ or twittering outbursts (MOST DEFINITELY) unstatesmanlike at least to me: a circumspect enlightened genteel individual kind nattering nabob of nativity, who feels alarmed at venal wickedness by thee -> President Trump spluttering, smoldering, slandering gallimaufry predicated predictable awfully banal, cringeworthy diurnal, and fiercely hurt locker ful invective bile perhaps indicative of dementia praecox or smother mental illness, ye would immediately refute, and be in din aisle.
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Oy Vey Smear - More'n' $500.00 For Car Repair! Hence mine plaintive strut forward doleful poetically lamentable forlorn shell shock mental state Hyundai deniably forced me to absorb, sans requisite auto repair tab this (Sonata kidding) reality steered me sigh key - wracked (in my pinion) into abysmal suspension tooting horn aye didst painfully, palp ably, and pathetically, (albeit mutinous on bounty of life) envisioned good bye regarding woebegone condition wallet sadly, how checking account suffered near mortal blow - cents less lee principally reason cry ying yup possibly heard, asper the doll la bills blues and die, perhaps hastiness dashing off metrical missive blindsided, clouded, and obscured wheely tired call for Eli (schwa sound) to whisk this mister where angels fly essentially taking Matthew Scott Harris goodbye from money shortages, away high yar into the outer reaches of the twilight auto zone yet...deep down I dear lee would rather engine ear a rescue attempt by claiming fear less flyer self as charity and gear legitimate funding to help a worthy cause, but such chutzpah, would be here see within thy coda, dogma, and car ma, thus eye shed headlights for "NON FAKE" truth to app pear.
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Aug 14, 2018
Aug 14, 2018 at 9:38 PM UTC
Oy Vey Smear -
peak skill wafts milky aroma from ******* Eros they win an apt pupil dial lates with a twin thus…two orbital allies – seek carnal *** sass sin while sunk kin their sockets, they scan yar scenic skin drawing interest sharp as a pin while testosterone pump kin not cease…thus juiced hum ma gin slicing ether of sea like an ocular shark fin past yar eyes darting from toes ta chin where ****** fantasies shift their shape letting daydream let me lips braise the nape of neck before shimmying with invisible escape resorting to atavistic antics per great ape within me twenty first skein of muscle and bone especially verboten iced creamy country where this pal wannabe wants to drone and in fair weather or foul would pine to hear ya moan upon me milking tropic of cancer as ye lie supinely prone regaling tulips and rivulet dribbling over miniature mossy stone aware when proboscis nearing bulls eye by your purring tone ecstatic I located an erogenous zone mentally book marked careful not to slide nor slip a live as one googly eyed earth linked yahoo excites pheromones on the outlook for purr act perch per verboten trip could don role of aim mesh applying his little buggy whip of ca horse heading to bird in hand *********** paradise or some other place grand dill a quaint as would be surmised as this animal a carnal, excitable, guttural one-man band seething with hormonal secretions unfairly forced into a coe wide dill cell bait coveting to reach the integral female bad land.
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Nov 7, 2017
Nov 7, 2017 at 6:01 PM UTC
Flagrante delicto
peak skill wafts milky aroma from ******* Eros they win an apt pupil dial lates with a twin thus…two orbital allies – seek carnal *** sass sin while sunk kin their sockets, they scan yar scenic skin drawing interest sharp as a pin while testosterone pump kin not cease…thus juiced hum ma gin slicing ether of sea like an ocular shark fin past yar eyes darting from toes ta chin where ****** fantasies shift their shape letting daydream let me lips braise the nape of neck before shimmying with invisible escape resorting to atavistic antics per great ape within me twenty first skein of muscle and bone especially verboten iced creamy country where this pal wannabe wants to drone and in fair weather or foul would pine to hear ya moan upon me milking tropic of cancer as ye lie supinely prone regaling tulips and rivulet dribbling over miniature mossy stone aware when proboscis nearing bulls eye by your purring tone ecstatic I located an erogenous zone mentally book marked careful not to slide nor slip a live as one googly eyed earth linked yahoo excites pheromones on the outlook for purr act perch per verboten trip could don role of aim mesh applying his little buggy whip of ca horse heading to bird in hand *********** paradise or some other place grand dill a quaint as would be surmised as this animal a carnal, excitable, guttural one-man band seething with hormonal secretions unfairly forced into a coe wide dill cell bait coveting to reach the integral female bad land.
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Ka mike an ce karkata Kai!  taka an ce tatata Yaushe ne rana za ta? Gani na abokin ta wata Ba rana, sati har wata Tun da na hango yar wata Mata daga gefe na kai mata Hari dan na nuna bajinta ta Ai ko sai tayi mini raf ta ta Ta rike hannu na me kanta Sai ta ja ni cikin dangi na ta Tai ta nuni ga dangi nan na ta Baba yayi murna babu karkata Umma ta taka yar rawa ta ta Don murna har da kawa ta ta Maganar  aure ce na yi mata Tun da fari ta dauke kai nata Ta bi son rai da kawaye nata Mai kudi shine a gaba nata Na manta har da batu na ta Rana daya sai ga kira na ta Gaisuwa ta Mahaifi na tayi Ra'ayi, sauyawa ta sa na yi Tausayi shine da yasa nayi Kan batun labarin da tayi Zuciya ta raurawa nan tayi Tausayawa zuciya ta nan tayi Na amshi batun ta kuma za'ayi Takure kai na duka ni nayi Do na nuna bajinta da ra'ayi Na kudurce aure ne zamu yi Yan uwa murna duka sun tayi Fatan alheri an ta yi Na ganin auren mu da za'ayi Gashi nan dai auren an yi Tun da fari fa zaki ne yayi Dandanon madara duka yayi Har Zuma da madi duka yayi Daga baya ta sauya ra'ayi Na shiga uku na kara uku Bana son na shige can kurkuku In na kara shiga uku sau uku
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Apr 9, 2022
Apr 9, 2022 at 6:28 PM UTC
Kai! Duniya ta
Good Friday 2020 ___________________ The wind groans with reluctance Sends April snow in squalls— a tossed and careless shawl worn long and tired with this Day No glimpse of sun A dirge of snow surrenders on the grass Winter making one more pass among us gray with grief Due east of Rat Island alone Appropriate in name Appropriate to this, the day surrounded only by the jealous surf with hateful waves surrounded by the howls of “crucify!” “He is not ours! They are not ours! We are not ours!” Send them all away They belong to the island to the ground from which they came Not for us to cry and claim Their abandonment Wooden boxes fill the trench— A Babi Yar of our own doing so it seems and yet again... Golgotha In the bitterness of heart there is an island-- Hart—I think they call it Both a prison and a graveyard of NYC A place “despised and rejected” rejected of men an island of sorrows... and acquainted with grief....”       “...I see myself an ancient Israelite.        I wander o’er the roads of ancient Egypt       And here, upon the cross, I perish, tortured       And even now, I bear the marks of nails....”                                    --Yevgeni Yevtushenko ...inscribed on the palms of His hands.... Again— There is an island where scores of the forgotten lie He knows them all by name Today it binds my tongue with bonds of sadness It has traveled in the tides of time to find us Our Babi Yar has come for us to take us to Hart Island Unmarked Unloved Unclaimed ___________________ https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Babi_Jar_ravijn.jpg… New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio acknowledged that more people are being buried at the city's potter's field, but stressed that only the bodies of the unclaimed would be buried there.
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Apr 10, 2020
Apr 10, 2020 at 11:30 PM UTC
Unclaimed
Good Friday 2020 ___________________ The wind groans with reluctance Sends April snow in squalls— a tossed and careless shawl worn long and tired with this Day No glimpse of sun A dirge of snow surrenders on the grass Winter making one more pass among us gray with grief Due east of Rat Island alone Appropriate in name Appropriate to this, the day surrounded only by the jealous surf with hateful waves surrounded by the howls of “crucify!” “He is not ours! They are not ours! We are not ours!” Send them all away They belong to the island to the ground from which they came Not for us to cry and claim Their abandonment Wooden boxes fill the trench— A Babi Yar of our own doing so it seems and yet again... Golgotha In the bitterness of heart there is an island-- Hart—I think they call it Both a prison and a graveyard of NYC A place “despised and rejected” rejected of men an island of sorrows... and acquainted with grief....”       “...I see myself an ancient Israelite.        I wander o’er the roads of ancient Egypt       And here, upon the cross, I perish, tortured       And even now, I bear the marks of nails....”                                    --Yevgeni Yevtushenko ...inscribed on the palms of His hands.... Again— There is an island where scores of the forgotten lie He knows them all by name Today it binds my tongue with bonds of sadness It has traveled in the tides of time to find us Our Babi Yar has come for us to take us to Hart Island Unmarked Unloved Unclaimed ___________________ https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Babi_Jar_ravijn.jpg… New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio acknowledged that more people are being buried at the city's potter's field, but stressed that only the bodies of the unclaimed would be buried there.
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inalienable, inimitable, and inviolable sacrosanct contentiously debated enshrined Constitution ratified June 21, 1788 preceding hallmark Bill of Rights (adopted effective December 15, 1791) rank despite British Monarchy exerting, sans lanced strong arm tactics in response to "FAKE prank asserting original fledgling NON GMO, gluten and msg free thirteen American colonies (with a great hee *** severely itching for (and declared) autonomy from Britain with mojo memorialized On July 2, 1776, when Second Continental Congress, (with more yes votes then no) met in Philadelphia voting unanimously, where this poe whit notates historical declaration of independence, yet since Information Technology Revolution trumps Founding Fathers (well nigh almost two hundred and fifty (CCL) year status quo as into uncharted figurative waters American Democracy doth row, especially problematic to adapt couched freedoms show cased within storied novel innovative though now confounding, frustrating, and immobilizing supposed call ling on learned scholars adept doctors at law, resistant to brickbats heaved by protesters with gall or perhaps consulting entertainers at Faneuil Hall, how in tarnation can the tenets, rubric, and precepts, sans seven score and four plus orbitz ago before advent of tele communications companies exhibited fiercely greedily hungry indomitable up pall ling monopolistic control, via erecting a unscalable fire wall authorized with an A okay by the FCC Federal Communications Committee to glee fully relinquish control (blood) letting "Big Cable", thus allowing, enabling, and promoting key purrs of the Internet remain under jurisdiction me ning all content and applications can ***** nilly nee i.e. be deliberately blocked as well particular products or websites pre venting unfettered access to thus re choir ring every man, woman and child even three yar olds to voice objection, and take prescient action NOW!
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May 10, 2018
May 10, 2018 at 12:13 AM UTC
NetNeutrality
inalienable, inimitable, and inviolable sacrosanct contentiously debated enshrined Constitution ratified June 21, 1788 preceding hallmark Bill of Rights (adopted effective December 15, 1791) rank despite British Monarchy exerting, sans lanced strong arm tactics in response to "FAKE prank asserting original fledgling NON GMO, gluten and msg free thirteen American colonies (with a great hee *** severely itching for (and declared) autonomy from Britain with mojo memorialized On July 2, 1776, when Second Continental Congress, (with more yes votes then no) met in Philadelphia voting unanimously, where this poe whit notates historical declaration of independence, yet since Information Technology Revolution trumps Founding Fathers (well nigh almost two hundred and fifty (CCL) year status quo as into uncharted figurative waters American Democracy doth row, especially problematic to adapt couched freedoms show cased within storied novel innovative though now confounding, frustrating, and immobilizing supposed call ling on learned scholars adept doctors at law, resistant to brickbats heaved by protesters with gall or perhaps consulting entertainers at Faneuil Hall, how in tarnation can the tenets, rubric, and precepts, sans seven score and four plus orbitz ago before advent of tele communications companies exhibited fiercely greedily hungry indomitable up pall ling monopolistic control, via erecting a unscalable fire wall authorized with an A okay by the FCC Federal Communications Committee to glee fully relinquish control (blood) letting "Big Cable", thus allowing, enabling, and promoting key purrs of the Internet remain under jurisdiction me ning all content and applications can ***** nilly nee i.e. be deliberately blocked as well particular products or websites pre venting unfettered access to thus re choir ring every man, woman and child even three yar olds to voice objection, and take prescient action NOW!
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"In memory of the six million Jews killed by the Nazis during the war 1939-1945 Therenstadt    Stutthof    Klooga    Treblinka    Buchenwald     Ponay Babi- Yar    Transnistria    Westerbork    Ravensbruck     Bełżec    Chełmno    Lwów - Janowska     Bergen - Belsen    Drancy    Majdanek    Dachau     Auschwitz - Oświęcim    Mauthausen    Sobibór May the world never again witness such inhumanity of man against man" Man is an excuse for a race. We put up signs of slaughter, memories of massacre, graves of gore, dreams of destruction, history of holocaust. Six million. A number so vast, we are unable to comprehend. Six million: slaughtered for no sin rampaged for religion killed for their kin This is what we have come to. The ending of life. s     i     x m i l l i o n l  i  v  e  s May the world never again witness such inhumanity of man against man.
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Aug 30, 2020
Aug 30, 2020 at 9:42 PM UTC
Six Million
Homage to the furry four footed a mew zing friend that smart pet house cat whose nine lives spanned nearly a score. This ode scratched out about a half dozen ***** of yarn unspooled around the terra firmae. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- the euthanize cat silenced meow – less audible than when a kitten 19 years ago – whew heart wrenching to you Richard n I presume Brendan too though ye my dear sister will moost likely miss do to sensitive resonance with creatures that grew and an omnipotent bond through well nigh two decades - whereby a tapestry of love hew as pet owner solely knew wove with colorful memories will brew regular need to grieve as a family member true as yar own flesh and bone will wake thee no more – boo hoo lament must be free to woo tears of sadness possible prompt thine heart to rue tis only understandable if such conscionable choice to terminate life one such beautiful feline knew within his being affection lavished with memories to view and replay his corporeal presence where time flew as calendar ushered near score longevity end date along timeline queue memorialized n sentimentalized by unused litter box n cat bowl used to poo and chew respectively will usher inxs purr remembrance of thinks past by Marcel Proust of human zoo leaves inky traces without a clew his latter fading discernible holographic soul with any faux paws dagger like claws indelibly etched within mcgeehan family unforgettable presence he drew! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- …luv frum ur brother math who moost now rush off n skip to the loo!
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Nov 8, 2017
Nov 8, 2017 at 4:30 PM UTC
Midnight doth sleep eternally -
Homage to the furry four footed a mew zing friend that smart pet house cat whose nine lives spanned nearly a score. This ode scratched out about a half dozen ***** of yarn unspooled around the terra firmae. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- the euthanize cat silenced meow – less audible than when a kitten 19 years ago – whew heart wrenching to you Richard n I presume Brendan too though ye my dear sister will moost likely miss do to sensitive resonance with creatures that grew and an omnipotent bond through well nigh two decades - whereby a tapestry of love hew as pet owner solely knew wove with colorful memories will brew regular need to grieve as a family member true as yar own flesh and bone will wake thee no more – boo hoo lament must be free to woo tears of sadness possible prompt thine heart to rue tis only understandable if such conscionable choice to terminate life one such beautiful feline knew within his being affection lavished with memories to view and replay his corporeal presence where time flew as calendar ushered near score longevity end date along timeline queue memorialized n sentimentalized by unused litter box n cat bowl used to poo and chew respectively will usher inxs purr remembrance of thinks past by Marcel Proust of human zoo leaves inky traces without a clew his latter fading discernible holographic soul with any faux paws dagger like claws indelibly etched within mcgeehan family unforgettable presence he drew! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- …luv frum ur brother math who moost now rush off n skip to the loo!
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This averred title announced straight away so lingering fans (hoop fully letting me abbreviate) a short cut so ye can up and evacuate, while metered time, not yet foregone and not to late hence best heed mine caution which can protect minimum damage, asper gray matter within pate or blithely ignore admonishment, aye accentuate hmm...okay,...you apparently decided to forsake adequate prophecy, resigning despite honest to dog admission to punctuate a most unpleasant prediction, I did woof lee aerate worst case scenario, leaving disabling genetic trait to effect generations, where legions of lesions adulterate causing future offspring to mutate and closely resemble teenage mutant turtles, this potentate (albeit self declared only mein kampf, thee only life, his existence he can arrogate he doth officiate), hence proceed at your own risk, to avoid unpleasant fate, visited upon unborn sons and daughters uttering imprecations unintelligible expletive laced spate, that would approximate (a cross between duck and pig) incoherently gutturally excoriate ting tee, thus don't tell me, I didn't forewarn ya, whar yar heart might palpitate, thus causing da ole ticker to fluctuate dem eyes of yaws could severely dilate, while sweat gushes out every pore streaming like liquid useless tube video, a salty sea would then perspirate out every last drop of fluid, erupting magmatic plasma to pool agglomerate right under keister, a lovely bag of bones delivered to Norristown State which inability to hydrate, hence resultant mummification heroic measures futile thus humane decision would necessitate and remaining days on Earth numbered starting with zero, not very great, now this extinct reptile hoop heed dead gratefully, express message, and clearly articulate.
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Mar 31, 2019
Mar 31, 2019 at 12:22 AM UTC
Spoiler Forewarning Alert!
This averred title announced straight away so lingering fans (hoop fully letting me abbreviate) a short cut so ye can up and evacuate, while metered time, not yet foregone and not to late hence best heed mine caution which can protect minimum damage, asper gray matter within pate or blithely ignore admonishment, aye accentuate hmm...okay,...you apparently decided to forsake adequate prophecy, resigning despite honest to dog admission to punctuate a most unpleasant prediction, I did woof lee aerate worst case scenario, leaving disabling genetic trait to effect generations, where legions of lesions adulterate causing future offspring to mutate and closely resemble teenage mutant turtles, this potentate (albeit self declared only mein kampf, thee only life, his existence he can arrogate he doth officiate), hence proceed at your own risk, to avoid unpleasant fate, visited upon unborn sons and daughters uttering imprecations unintelligible expletive laced spate, that would approximate (a cross between duck and pig) incoherently gutturally excoriate ting tee, thus don't tell me, I didn't forewarn ya, whar yar heart might palpitate, thus causing da ole ticker to fluctuate dem eyes of yaws could severely dilate, while sweat gushes out every pore streaming like liquid useless tube video, a salty sea would then perspirate out every last drop of fluid, erupting magmatic plasma to pool agglomerate right under keister, a lovely bag of bones delivered to Norristown State which inability to hydrate, hence resultant mummification heroic measures futile thus humane decision would necessitate and remaining days on Earth numbered starting with zero, not very great, now this extinct reptile hoop heed dead gratefully, express message, and clearly articulate.
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Saudatu yan mata Ki yi mini tatata Sai ki zamo mata ta A guri na ke ce yar gata Na fara da ke cikin raina Ni ban san ki ba a ko ina Gashi na fada a labari na Saudatu yan mata ce, burina Nayi gamo da so, boyayye Har a cikin raina, ya baibaye A cikin zuciya ya kanainaye Ya cike gurbin can da na boye Nayi nutso cikin tafkin Soyayya Na rasa kaina cikin kokon zuciya Dama zaki bani yarda a samaniya Da na zama sarki ke ko sarauniya Saudatu yan mata Karbi bukata ta Ki mini tatata Ki zamo mata ta
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Apr 3, 2022
Apr 3, 2022 at 9:47 AM UTC
Saudatu yan mata