How much do I love you?
Let me count the ways,

I love your one paw,
I love your two paws,
I love your three paws,
I love all four.

I love the way you greet me,
when I walk through the door.
I love your wiggy waggy tail,
and your little tooshie too.
I love it when you kiss me,
when I say mommy loves you.

I love your little belly, and I love your little teeth,
I love the way you yell at me,
when you want a treat.

I love your little nose, and I love your big brown eyes
I love the fact you think your ten feet tall.
for your little size.

***** please...

  white privilege?

you sure i spelled that right?


the **** happened
with athletics!
jazz!
             suitors to rhythm
and subsequent
dancing!?

now you have me
bewildered...
how did these soy boy
colonialists,
ever
manage to capture
and enslave...
those

beefy African hunks?
kinda funny...
really funny...

i'm drinking my black beard
bourbon and pepsi
thinking about it...

  huh?!
how did that **** happen?
either they made a conscious choice
to be enslaved,
with the Zulu chief...

or they were too dumb
to know any better...

sure, plenty of bony tooshie
from porcelain eager
third parties...
  lap it up... we have work to do...

as the Kama Sutra states...
an elephant doesn't mate
with a rabbit...
you know what the slang term
for someone with size 11 shoes
is in Poland?
you don't care and i don't mind...
the shoes are dubbed

kayaks...

  then again...
hmm... let's look at it, one more time...
why would an African's
***** be 12" long?
  while us petty Europeans are
much smaller...

  looking at the evidence:

oh!
     you seen the size of that Ivory
beauty's ***?!
  **** me... she could
balance a toddler on that...
what appear to be:
a behind cleavage!
no wonder the men need
the extra length...
with what they have
to penetrate...

      well... ever banged a black
girl with a thin ***?
the Elvises make the double pelvic
manoeuvre...
hurts like hell...
her coccyx banging against
the soft pouch of skin
that geographically places
the genesis of a beard,
and all manner of ***** hair:
just above the phallus...

black girl, thin,
unusually boney ***...
         but i do know,
at least... what sort of unrelenting
humor comes with a 12"
phallus...
an *** the size of the width
of Manhattan!