Hippity hippity hobo hopped a train in mobo, whilst mobo and toe-do flowdoed  down dits bitsy mountain. She-ha and he-haw hast rode bikes to sleetah where burritos were bandits and bandista's on barnyard fence. Smoky and choky were high on mangozee and tis they loved posies of the same tilling field. Geuber and Gruber maketh infants as scoopers whilst dust is their slooper,
Slippery dipsy dask.. . uncle tis and Mrs tas. Tadpole Bennie, neon jenny, Mike and shunny.. Bunnies of two..honey's of few. Crick-crackle pop the hobo didst hop, as I caught him, as he fell, he bumped  his head and yelled...( Hobo forever)
As I smiled to his passions...

A FEW OF THE VARIOUS APPLICATIONS OF TIME
Apology to Stephen Hawking

To businessmen time is money
To apiarists time is honey
To comedians time is funny
To taserists time is stunny
To some Amish time is shunny
To puzzlemakers time is *****
To playmates time is bunny
To shooters time is gunny
To noses time is runny
To convents time is nunny
To threadmakers time is spunny
To jokesters time is punny
To optimists time is sunny
To lisping meterologists time is thunny
To pessimists death is inevitable