Divest me in lowest twang possible
You're a virus ov benevolence
Clod dockets and nightly shrivels
You're Ideology's ravaged havoc

All slates ov mind embellish at one time
Scandalmonger, a repetitive meddler
I am, you are, a beast like endeavor
Two noddy's going rabid
To divulge and disclose; we're savaged
Trek of dearth and surly in combined minds
Withered, wizened, burnished, refined.

Sneak, tell-tale,
Big mouth, blabber-mouth;
Rumour monger, scandalmonger,
Scaremonger.
Sneak, snitch,
Supergrass stool pigeon;
always dobbing someone in.
Busy as a nailer,
Narrowing your eyes;
Squinting all the while, in sociopathic style,
To avoid accountability, idling along like Burlington Bertie.
With the drama of all your relationships,
He said, She said,
Finger pointing, drama triangles.