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I'd like to think that she's thinking: "How far have I fallen?" As she sits on the corner of her bed, Listening to the soft buzz of his battery-powered toothbrush. I imagine her, Running her fingers through her clumsy, coagulated hair. Glancing at her chipped, crimson toe nails, Then looking to her class ring, Made entirely of imitation ingredients, Wondering when is the proper time to trash it. When she was still a friend of mine, I never saw her wear make up, I never saw her show off in tight jeans or low-cut tees. But as he spews the toothpaste into the sink, Skinny jeans lay tussled on the floor, Next to the side door that leads to his sister's side room. The make up she wears is from the night before. It's skewed and shows evidence of running, Like a wasted watercolor. I'd like to think he isn't that handsome, And that he's obsessed with Paul Walker. I'd like to think when he re-enters the room, He's in grey sweatpants, He's wearing a black tank top, With a Confederate flag backdrop, With two barely dressed babes looking ****** in the foreground. His hair, unwashed and greasy. He rubs his belly, And bears an idiot grin on his face. Looking like he just learned how to smile at this pace. "Did it feel good?" feel good. After he asks, he scans her body, Beginning at those crimson toes, And Ending at that clumsy hair. Every second he scans, He still wears that drawn-on Idiot grin. I'd like to think at this point she thinks of me. Of my warnings and prophesy. Her eyes start at the chipped toe nails, Course over her tanning bed-inspired legs. And finally reach the only thing she has on, A t-shirt that belongs to his sister. A t-shirt, when given by him, It was mentioned, "thanks, mister". Though she didn't satisfy all his redneck intentions, During last night's expedition. He still paid her back with a morning one-sided session. "It felt good" she says. In reference to the ten minute ********** When her body was strummed and plucked, Underneath his sister's Terri Clark T-shirt. As she sits in the filth and the ****** fallout, On a bed that is six days ***** While he is grinning, Being everything but wordy. I'd like to think she's thinking: "How far have I fallen?"
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Jun 4, 2010
Jun 4, 2010 at 10:31 PM UTC
She was a Friend of Mine
I'd like to think that she's thinking: "How far have I fallen?" As she sits on the corner of her bed, Listening to the soft buzz of his battery-powered toothbrush. I imagine her, Running her fingers through her clumsy, coagulated hair. Glancing at her chipped, crimson toe nails, Then looking to her class ring, Made entirely of imitation ingredients, Wondering when is the proper time to trash it. When she was still a friend of mine, I never saw her wear make up, I never saw her show off in tight jeans or low-cut tees. But as he spews the toothpaste into the sink, Skinny jeans lay tussled on the floor, Next to the side door that leads to his sister's side room. The make up she wears is from the night before. It's skewed and shows evidence of running, Like a wasted watercolor. I'd like to think he isn't that handsome, And that he's obsessed with Paul Walker. I'd like to think when he re-enters the room, He's in grey sweatpants, He's wearing a black tank top, With a Confederate flag backdrop, With two barely dressed babes looking ****** in the foreground. His hair, unwashed and greasy. He rubs his belly, And bears an idiot grin on his face. Looking like he just learned how to smile at this pace. "Did it feel good?" feel good. After he asks, he scans her body, Beginning at those crimson toes, And Ending at that clumsy hair. Every second he scans, He still wears that drawn-on Idiot grin. I'd like to think at this point she thinks of me. Of my warnings and prophesy. Her eyes start at the chipped toe nails, Course over her tanning bed-inspired legs. And finally reach the only thing she has on, A t-shirt that belongs to his sister. A t-shirt, when given by him, It was mentioned, "thanks, mister". Though she didn't satisfy all his redneck intentions, During last night's expedition. He still paid her back with a morning one-sided session. "It felt good" she says. In reference to the ten minute ********** When her body was strummed and plucked, Underneath his sister's Terri Clark T-shirt. As she sits in the filth and the ****** fallout, On a bed that is six days ***** While he is grinning, Being everything but wordy. I'd like to think she's thinking: "How far have I fallen?"
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Every couple 'a years or so Our family reunites It takes a couple 'a years or so To recover from the fights A family like our'n Doesn't party like most do Ours gets a little out of hand That's why we have so few It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball There's daisy dukes and forty Lukes They're racing trucks and burning rubber There's jugs of moonshine everywhere And at least a hundred bubbas There's a smoker fired for the food the size of two large trucks It hold 4 cows, and fourteen pigs And at least a hundred ducks It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball There's pickled this and pickled that And things you just can't swallow That used to live down in the swamp Way back there in the hollow There's at least ten shotgun weddings there And the groom might be rail roaded But, the wedding isn't legal If the shotgun isn't loaded It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball There's greased up pigs and muddy runts And at least ten bobby sues and when they all get greased up You can't tell which is who There's horseshoe pits for tossing shoes And games of every sort Most of them aren't legal And would get you into court It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball But, it's the way we like it Drinking shine and acting out Tossing things that aren't tied down And wrassling about There's music there of just one kind It's country and that matters Any other sort of sound Sets the crowd off like mad hatters It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball There's always someone who's so drunk And it's normally the preacher Last year we married him off To the back up first grade teacher There's Chevy trucks of every kind And one covered in sod Mary Lou showed her tattoo "Jeff Foxworthy is my God" It's the best time of the year for us And it's sad when it must end but, you gotta haul your *** away When the cops come round that bend It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball
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Jul 23, 2013
Jul 23, 2013 at 12:01 AM UTC
Redneck Family Reunion
Every couple 'a years or so Our family reunites It takes a couple 'a years or so To recover from the fights A family like our'n Doesn't party like most do Ours gets a little out of hand That's why we have so few It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball There's daisy dukes and forty Lukes They're racing trucks and burning rubber There's jugs of moonshine everywhere And at least a hundred bubbas There's a smoker fired for the food the size of two large trucks It hold 4 cows, and fourteen pigs And at least a hundred ducks It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball There's pickled this and pickled that And things you just can't swallow That used to live down in the swamp Way back there in the hollow There's at least ten shotgun weddings there And the groom might be rail roaded But, the wedding isn't legal If the shotgun isn't loaded It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball There's greased up pigs and muddy runts And at least ten bobby sues and when they all get greased up You can't tell which is who There's horseshoe pits for tossing shoes And games of every sort Most of them aren't legal And would get you into court It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball But, it's the way we like it Drinking shine and acting out Tossing things that aren't tied down And wrassling about There's music there of just one kind It's country and that matters Any other sort of sound Sets the crowd off like mad hatters It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball There's always someone who's so drunk And it's normally the preacher Last year we married him off To the back up first grade teacher There's Chevy trucks of every kind And one covered in sod Mary Lou showed her tattoo "Jeff Foxworthy is my God" It's the best time of the year for us And it's sad when it must end but, you gotta haul your *** away When the cops come round that bend It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball
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There's strange noises round these parts Tales of zombies too Haunted cabins, ghostly sights All sorts of witches brew We all laugh when we hear stories Stories that we know aren't true There's a drink that folks all know And it ain't called witches brew There ain't no redneck zombies That I guarantee To make a redneck zombie you need the recipe A shot or two of good old jack and a shot of grandpa's lightning that's a redneck zombie son Drink two and it gets frightening moving lights out in the wood strange visions on the beach swamp gas, that's what I would say redneck zombies....that's a reach tourist folk see things a plenty they believe all of our tales like the one about that boy Ahab going chasing that white whale There ain't no redneck zombies That I guarantee To make a redneck zombie you need the recipe A shot or two of good old jack and a shot of grandpa's lightning that's a redneck zombie son Drink two and it gets frightening if there was such a thing as zombies wandering round out here i'd figure it was just my kin folk after a case or two of beer zombies like to eat folks brains and tear them all apart now to a redneck, that there's work and rednecks aren't that smart There ain't no redneck zombies That I guarantee To make a redneck zombie you need the recipe A shot or two of good old jack and a shot of grandpa's lightning that's a redneck zombie son Drink two and it gets frightening
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Feb 17, 2014
Feb 17, 2014 at 1:37 PM UTC
Redneck Zombies
Our family got the news today Our bubba's gettin' hitched Young Daisy Mae, she's near fourteen Got our boy bewitched He's sayin' that he loves her He's making her his bride She's the first to get him this close Though not too many tried We've got to get things ready Send invitations and make candles We've got to get the good jars out The one's that still have handles The minister is on alert We've got to make some shine Grandpa says he'll make some up But, it will not all be mine Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow This time there'll be no shotgun Like the last time for old Ben This time the guns are empty Not the way they were back then The banjos will be tuned up There'll be music in the air The cops won't try to stop it I think most will all be there The ladies will be planning Just how to serve up all the grub While Bubba has to find a suit And therein lies the rub He's never worn a suit at all Not even for a day He's only dressed in coveralls And that's how he's gonna stay Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow It'll be a **** dang doodle A hell of a good time It'll only be completed When they run out of the shine there'll be singing and some dancing Underneath the harvest moon We can't wait for it to happen It cannot come too soon There'll be readings from the bible Which the minister will read And as good holy Christians Everyone will heed There's sure to be some fighting Before the couple say "I do" I mean, they are both cousins I'm gonna go...aren't you? Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow
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Oct 23, 2013
Oct 23, 2013 at 11:45 PM UTC
Gonna be a redneck wedding
Our family got the news today Our bubba's gettin' hitched Young Daisy Mae, she's near fourteen Got our boy bewitched He's sayin' that he loves her He's making her his bride She's the first to get him this close Though not too many tried We've got to get things ready Send invitations and make candles We've got to get the good jars out The one's that still have handles The minister is on alert We've got to make some shine Grandpa says he'll make some up But, it will not all be mine Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow This time there'll be no shotgun Like the last time for old Ben This time the guns are empty Not the way they were back then The banjos will be tuned up There'll be music in the air The cops won't try to stop it I think most will all be there The ladies will be planning Just how to serve up all the grub While Bubba has to find a suit And therein lies the rub He's never worn a suit at all Not even for a day He's only dressed in coveralls And that's how he's gonna stay Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow It'll be a **** dang doodle A hell of a good time It'll only be completed When they run out of the shine there'll be singing and some dancing Underneath the harvest moon We can't wait for it to happen It cannot come too soon There'll be readings from the bible Which the minister will read And as good holy Christians Everyone will heed There's sure to be some fighting Before the couple say "I do" I mean, they are both cousins I'm gonna go...aren't you? Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow
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How tenuous this grip we have, how slight our hold remains When all around  loud braggards boast that power now pertains, We see the banner headlines splashed across our daily rags And redneck demonstrations cleans the streets of Spics and **** When blood runs in the gutter as the battons rise and fall And whilst taking tea in style the filthy rich ignore it all. The blonde leader of our nation struts, postulates and brags While the rest of us skive off around the corner smoking **** Our  kids ingest confusion as they loiter on the street Unknowing  our delusions make illusions held, replete. How tenuous the grip we have, how slight our hold remains As our allies shower cold distrust convinced our fault inflames. What chance of clear redemption, what remedies revive When truth is lost to darkness can our honesty survive? Reputation cut to shards, confidences ****** That leaders of community no longer hold our trust When white is caste as black and then to green and then to grey And sanity refuses pontification one more day. How tenuous the grip we have, how slight our holds remain As twilight turns to darkness caste against a larks’ refrain. M. The White House HAMILTON, New Zealand 25 July 2018
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Jul 25, 2018
Jul 25, 2018 at 1:36 AM UTC
How Tenuous the Grip We Have?
Tonights the night to party Not just because I say Tonights the night to party Because it ' s the ending of the day Throw up your hands and yell yee haw Grab a drink and hit the floor Dancing without caring That's what this party's for The band is slightly out of tune But, hey who gives a **** They sound better later on When you are really lit By two a.m you'd think that they Were Alabama and  George Jones While you're trying to record them on Your prissy little phones This place don't karaoke You're singing with the band You're singing country music It's the best in all the land No running shoes, just cowboy boots Will get you in the door If you come in with a cowboy hat Make sure it faces to the front All the dude's they wear them backwards And they look like a dumb c*** Tonights the night to party Not just because I say Tonights the night to party Because it ' s the ending of the day Throw up your hands and yell yee haw Grab a drink and hit the floor Dancing without caring That's what this party's for You can listen for the steel guitar It's there in every song Hey man, this here's a country bar And steel guitar , it just belongs There's always background fiddle Drums like Levon from The Band Piano played like Jerry Lee The floor's all blood and sand You've come on out to party Now show them how a redneck does Knock back a few and get up here And when you dance, you cuss The music here will rock you It's American through and through It's a good old country party It's all red white and blue
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Aug 8, 2013
Aug 8, 2013 at 8:53 PM UTC
Country Party
Tonights the night to party Not just because I say Tonights the night to party Because it ' s the ending of the day Throw up your hands and yell yee haw Grab a drink and hit the floor Dancing without caring That's what this party's for The band is slightly out of tune But, hey who gives a **** They sound better later on When you are really lit By two a.m you'd think that they Were Alabama and  George Jones While you're trying to record them on Your prissy little phones This place don't karaoke You're singing with the band You're singing country music It's the best in all the land No running shoes, just cowboy boots Will get you in the door If you come in with a cowboy hat Make sure it faces to the front All the dude's they wear them backwards And they look like a dumb c*** Tonights the night to party Not just because I say Tonights the night to party Because it ' s the ending of the day Throw up your hands and yell yee haw Grab a drink and hit the floor Dancing without caring That's what this party's for You can listen for the steel guitar It's there in every song Hey man, this here's a country bar And steel guitar , it just belongs There's always background fiddle Drums like Levon from The Band Piano played like Jerry Lee The floor's all blood and sand You've come on out to party Now show them how a redneck does Knock back a few and get up here And when you dance, you cuss The music here will rock you It's American through and through It's a good old country party It's all red white and blue
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Moonshine drinking Pork rind eatin Deer hunting women chasing tabacco chewing Bass fishing Rebel flag wavin Pick up truck driving Redneck!!
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Nov 3, 2013
Nov 3, 2013 at 12:45 AM UTC
Redneck
Real surgeons use needles, Stitch you up thread by thread, But that's not close to what I do, Because I know it's something you dread, With the tape in one hand, And your heart in the other, I will help you fix your broken self, One day after another, As broken as you are, It doesn't matter to me, I just wanna be with you, And help you, You'll see, So I hope you read this, Think about absolute zero, Can I be your redneck surgeon, Can I be your everyday hero,
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Dec 29, 2010
Dec 29, 2010 at 4:35 AM UTC
Your Redneck Surgeon
Socialist agendas destroying pride labeling me based upon appearance a racist with a bald head just another ******* just guilty of being white political correctness negating free speech when all i do is speak the truth free of racist intent yet i am just another redneck just guilty of being white white pride tattooed upon my chest iron crosses upon my arms but you look for a hidden meaning when all it means it white pride and respect for my German heritage its funny, the double standard that exists when minorities do the same and its nothing more than pride but i am guilty without reason beyond a doubt in your mind yet you call me a racist what does that say about you?
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Nov 15, 2011
Nov 15, 2011 at 4:13 AM UTC
guilty of being white
"Redneck Family Reunion" http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v;=jfHwg22ZqhU (Verse 1) A family like ours don't party like most Ours gets a little out of hand They're racing trucks and burning rubber And tearing up all the land There's jars of moonshine and daisy dukes Everywhere you look Ol' Bocephus on the radio And catfish on every hook (Chorus) It's a redneck family reunion Everybody has a good time Eatin' all of grandma's cookin' And drinkin' all of grandpa's shine You're never gonna go home hungry If you make it home at all Yeah, it's a redneck family reunion And everybody has a ball (Verse 2) There's horseshoe pits for tossin' shoes And games of every sort Most of them ain't legal And will land your *** in court 4 wheel trails that will lead you to Way back in that hollow Don't you dive head first into that pool You know it's way to shallow (Repeat Chorus) (Bridge) It's the best time of the year for us And it's sad that it must end But you know it's time to head on home When the cops come round the bend (Repeat Chorus)
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Aug 7, 2013
Aug 7, 2013 at 10:26 AM UTC
Redneck Family Reunion - video now on youtube.
Redneck bikers munching sliders. Looking mass unfettered riders. Stars & Stripes and girls in Stetsons. Cows in buns and boys in Westerns.
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Jun 25, 2014
Jun 25, 2014 at 1:35 PM UTC
Rica
This Ain't a ******* Country Song You know I love my Rock and Roll I wouldn't write a Country Song 'Cause that's not how I roll This song it ain't bout country things Like pickup trucks and cars You'll never find me writing About getting drunk in bars There's no mention here of Taylor Swift or The Charlie Daniels Band I wouldn't write of how the banks are taking our farmland This Ain't a ******* Country Song You know I love my Rock and Roll I wouldn't write a Country Song 'Cause that's not how I roll I don't know **** 'bout Redneck stuff like hunting dogs and guns I wouldn't write of Daisy Dukes showing off some hot babes buns I won't write 'bout the Opry I don't know all that stuff Of Minnie Pearl and Grandpa Jones And Mr. Roy Acuff This Ain't a ******* Country Song You know I love my Rock and Roll I wouldn't write a Country Song 'Cause that's not how I roll There's nothing here 'bout Bourbon or of Racing through the fields I don't know much about farming or crop futures or of yields I listen to The Rolling Stones Trace Adkins I don't like Lady A can go away Kid Rock can ride his bike You won't hear much about Zac Browns Band or of food thats Chicken Fried I might go to a hoedown If I'd  just  up and died My music, it fulfills me It makes me who I am But I'll stay away from country songs, Cause I don't give a **** No Oak Ridge Boys or Hee Haw Here Hank Williams I won't buy I'll never buy a Dixie Beer It's a drink I'll never try I won't sing about Kentucky or of a Texas Yellow Rose you know this aint no country song Good god I hope it shows There's no mohter, dogs or applie pie no  fishin' in the dark No Everything is Beautiful No songs by Terry Clark I'm really open minded My friends they are the same We won't buy country music To us it's just so lame This Ain't a ******* Country Song You know I love my Rock and Roll I wouldn't write a Country Song 'Cause that's not how I roll I won't mention stuff you'll find in songs by Nashville bands There's nothing here about watching football in the stands I'll never write a country song Cause country just ain't fun Oh crap I just read this thing And I think I just wrote one This Ain't a ******* Country Song You know I love my Rock and Roll I wouldn't write a Country Song 'Cause that's not how I roll
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May 4, 2012
May 4, 2012 at 10:33 AM UTC
This Ain't A ****** Country Song
This Ain't a ******* Country Song You know I love my Rock and Roll I wouldn't write a Country Song 'Cause that's not how I roll This song it ain't bout country things Like pickup trucks and cars You'll never find me writing About getting drunk in bars There's no mention here of Taylor Swift or The Charlie Daniels Band I wouldn't write of how the banks are taking our farmland This Ain't a ******* Country Song You know I love my Rock and Roll I wouldn't write a Country Song 'Cause that's not how I roll I don't know **** 'bout Redneck stuff like hunting dogs and guns I wouldn't write of Daisy Dukes showing off some hot babes buns I won't write 'bout the Opry I don't know all that stuff Of Minnie Pearl and Grandpa Jones And Mr. Roy Acuff This Ain't a ******* Country Song You know I love my Rock and Roll I wouldn't write a Country Song 'Cause that's not how I roll There's nothing here 'bout Bourbon or of Racing through the fields I don't know much about farming or crop futures or of yields I listen to The Rolling Stones Trace Adkins I don't like Lady A can go away Kid Rock can ride his bike You won't hear much about Zac Browns Band or of food thats Chicken Fried I might go to a hoedown If I'd  just  up and died My music, it fulfills me It makes me who I am But I'll stay away from country songs, Cause I don't give a **** No Oak Ridge Boys or Hee Haw Here Hank Williams I won't buy I'll never buy a Dixie Beer It's a drink I'll never try I won't sing about Kentucky or of a Texas Yellow Rose you know this aint no country song Good god I hope it shows There's no mohter, dogs or applie pie no  fishin' in the dark No Everything is Beautiful No songs by Terry Clark I'm really open minded My friends they are the same We won't buy country music To us it's just so lame This Ain't a ******* Country Song You know I love my Rock and Roll I wouldn't write a Country Song 'Cause that's not how I roll I won't mention stuff you'll find in songs by Nashville bands There's nothing here about watching football in the stands I'll never write a country song Cause country just ain't fun Oh crap I just read this thing And I think I just wrote one This Ain't a ******* Country Song You know I love my Rock and Roll I wouldn't write a Country Song 'Cause that's not how I roll
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Watchin' bikinis as they stroll, they show a lot of skin, but not much soul. You're out of your league boy, but that's OK. Tomorrow could be your lucky day. And you'll find me in that sunny weather, I'm gonna get myself together, till my skin turns into leather, down on the Redneck Riviera. "4x4s" sportin' bars-n-stars. Ball caps and tank tops, their hittin' the bars. Tattoos gettin ********* scarin' "tourys" away. It's alright Ma tomorrow's a beach day. And if you ain't a "toury" you're runnin' from your past. FBI, DEA or maybe the IRS. Past wives, past lives, AWOL. Everybody knows you here, but no one will tell. Non-com fly-boys with their Amerasian wives, bringin' 'em to America, given 'em better lives. Some stay together, but others will roam. They'll hit the street for money like they did back home. And you'll find me in that sunny weather, I'm gonna get myself together. Frankly Scarlet I don't give a **** about Tara. I'm down on the Redneck Riviera.
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Jan 23, 2013
Jan 23, 2013 at 1:38 PM UTC
Down On The Redneck Riviera
The redneck got arrested last night. The ******* was barking back at dogs and belting shots of scotch well-before sundown. You could say he and the sun were collectively sinking. Nights like these breed pregnant silences between the outbursts. I sit poised for the next eruption as a child cloistered under covers for fear of thunderclaps-- Another howl, (presumably bellowing for beer) then he's batting his live-in lap-straddler around the apartment beneath me. With every strike the drywall learns a lesson this ignorant ***** can't get a grip on: some things never change. The world will change around them like tissue growing around a bullet fragment. The cops come, the cuffs go on, and the problem is put on pause for an evening-- but he'll ascend the stairs with the sunrise. They'll reconcile,             because misery does want for company. He'll promise he'll be different. She'll actually believe him. They'll be back to battering their plaster with the reverberations of ******* and arguments. She can't see that a drunkard's apologies         are counterfeit currency. I took it for common knowledge. Perhaps it is... Perhaps, like living in tornado alley, they cope with ceaseless shit-storms because they're just too lazy to move.
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Sep 20, 2012
Sep 20, 2012 at 12:36 AM UTC
No Place Like Home
In west Virginia, they do things different they don't want to advance too soon if you don't believe me let me take you to a west Virginia emergency room deer hair sutures for stitching you up then a duct tape bandage on your wound redneck responses by physicians doc needs a break to spit in the spittoon this one is in critical condition this poor feller has run out of luck doctor redneck turns to mention "go get my gun out of my truck"
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Jan 17, 2015
Jan 17, 2015 at 9:00 AM UTC
the redneck medical association
i was there with the locked up free they stared straight through the bars at me the gate was open no one had to stay they spoke of church in exchange for food lights out with 50 smelly-ass bad moods i saw it superseded rude so, i walked down and ate the trash i had no church no shame no cash the garlic bread was free the sweet rolls weren't for me so, i walked back down to the dead-soul church to find a name i could besmirch with lust, debauch, an empty purse she told me she had her own room and bath we tried to pull one on the ***** said that we were legal hitched she asked for proof and I.D. we didn't have a thing that ended our sad little fling goody gumdrops ain't gonna get my ring grab my gear as i walk i sing i know the words to everything if i happen to forget i'll make up better ones you'll bet raised my sign and i raised my thumb hoped a car was gonna come sat there in the Yakima heat sign propped up next to my feet a nice redneck stopped and said "have a seat" he was welfare office bound i was just a broke road-hound waited for him in the shade told him jokes for smokes he made a good trade got dropped off at an angry sunning truck-stop flew my sign one eye out for cops a white guy in a small red car pulled up and said "i'll go that far" soon we broke down on the road i was sure my luck would soon implode instead we put our heads on think we woulda fixed the kitchen sink but waters last to beer when i drink we got some bolts and ******* 'em on before we knew it we were gone he got a smile i got this song then we hit Seattle like a **** nothins' right if ya don't know wrong NOTHINS' RIGHT IF YA DON'T KNOW WRONG
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Mar 20, 2015
Mar 20, 2015 at 1:30 AM UTC
I'D **** ANYTHING BUT YAKIMA, WASHINGTON
i was there with the locked up free they stared straight through the bars at me the gate was open no one had to stay they spoke of church in exchange for food lights out with 50 smelly-ass bad moods i saw it superseded rude so, i walked down and ate the trash i had no church no shame no cash the garlic bread was free the sweet rolls weren't for me so, i walked back down to the dead-soul church to find a name i could besmirch with lust, debauch, an empty purse she told me she had her own room and bath we tried to pull one on the ***** said that we were legal hitched she asked for proof and I.D. we didn't have a thing that ended our sad little fling goody gumdrops ain't gonna get my ring grab my gear as i walk i sing i know the words to everything if i happen to forget i'll make up better ones you'll bet raised my sign and i raised my thumb hoped a car was gonna come sat there in the Yakima heat sign propped up next to my feet a nice redneck stopped and said "have a seat" he was welfare office bound i was just a broke road-hound waited for him in the shade told him jokes for smokes he made a good trade got dropped off at an angry sunning truck-stop flew my sign one eye out for cops a white guy in a small red car pulled up and said "i'll go that far" soon we broke down on the road i was sure my luck would soon implode instead we put our heads on think we woulda fixed the kitchen sink but waters last to beer when i drink we got some bolts and ******* 'em on before we knew it we were gone he got a smile i got this song then we hit Seattle like a **** nothins' right if ya don't know wrong NOTHINS' RIGHT IF YA DON'T KNOW WRONG
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Silver screen athletes quitting soccer teams to join homophobic friends (redneck quasi outdoors-men) who just want to **** animals angst must be vented lest it boil inside and form a much darker concoction. I beat the horse 'till I couldn't get it wrong even then the faceless desks of power endorse eugenics, pharmaceuticals, and high profile lawyers sentencing me to a life's term teaching Sophocles to an uninterested fifteen year old too busy stroking a Ritalin limp **** to star censored ladies on Vegas stripper cards. And he said "Watch your language" when I said "What the ****
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Jan 13, 2011
Jan 13, 2011 at 3:10 PM UTC
The Man
Copy this link and take a look I think this song has got a hook Share with your friends for me Written by Mark, and Red and I make three. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v;=jfHwg22ZqhU
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Aug 20, 2013
Aug 20, 2013 at 11:50 PM UTC
Redneck Family Reunion Video
Glass is cheaper than the stone skin tattooed on their foreheads. The palace, a splendid fantasy, half built when the idea will be abandoned. Freedom is a powerful nuisance! Their only sin is looking at the world through rose-colored glasses, make people feel at ease despite distress and disease. The right wing redneck reactionary republicans continue religious slaughtering. *This nightmare scenario should be nixed,* said with a sneer, I hope they’re wearing warm socks. Still, I couldn’t crack the code. Changed envy to admiration to cultivate mystery rare as it is rewarding. The weird thing is the high-end whiskey collecting dust on the on the shelves. Nothing short of astonishing, like the space farers gazing back at the home planet. Distant. They fascinate people. Animate the inanimate environment. Isolation above. Looking back I am ashamed of the mess we are leaving our children and grandchildren. How to allocate these limited resources? The key is to engage. No easy fixes.
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Apr 6, 2014
Apr 6, 2014 at 6:42 PM UTC
The Writer is Biased
Hey girl where you going? I’m very much a talker Cos I can’t dance good And I never been a stalker Where you off to my l’il lady? Hop in my left seat for a ride Wind it up or slow it right down – I can get you to the other side I’m just a country boy And I can take you up city streets, country roads Just a poor l’il redneck But I’m sure I can get you to where you want to go I got a full tank of gas I got an all-terrain SUV You sure do look good Buckled up next to me I can take you up the fast lane I can drive you round the cones I can take you slow through the forests I can take you fast through 30 zones I got air conditioning in here Chamois leather seats as soft as babys butts I can take you across the smooth asphalt I can take you through the deep ruts Putting on my aviators Just let me know if we’re getting close We can slip on out Or we can take the main roads. Just listen to the music And i can listen to you if you like I can rev the V8 and take you there Be it day or be it night I got fully automated And a nice little gear change I got super beam headlights With a three hundred foot range I can go on the straight and narrow I can take you down winding roads Nothing’s a problem for us; we know where we come from And I can get you where you need to go Yeah, I don’t dance so good But I’m a country boy, A nice little country boy.
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Dec 11, 2011
Dec 11, 2011 at 9:06 AM UTC
Ain’t No Shame In Bein’ A Redneck
I drive a truck Which makes me a manly man among men To those sissified 70's I never caved in Heck yea, that's country not disco You hear blaring in the back Which sometimes rattles the triggers lose On my shotgun rack And yes I do live down South But not a redneck per say My camouflage leisure suit I only wear holidays Or out to special dinners Say Denny's or Huddle House You know those fancy places Where there's no spitting allowed So getting anything more outta me I wish you good luck Now where was I going with this? Oh yea...I drive a truck
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Nov 25, 2013
Nov 25, 2013 at 1:39 PM UTC
I Drive A Truck
You know they had to do it I mean, you could see it from the start You could see it wouldn't last long They set the apple 'fore the cart He was redneck country Driving trucks and wearing jeans She was old school classical Jane Eyre type, a girl of means Her family were descendants His was only kin He liked country fiddle While she liked violin She liked Bach and Handel Vivaldi and Corelli He liked Jones and Jennings and thought Corelli was spaghetti She spokes in terms of red and white Meaning wine...and which to choose To him one word was missing And that word was the blues Polar opposites at best There was no other way to say We couldn't see them ever lasting One hour...'nor a day She would listen to her Mozart He...to Ronnie Dunn They couldn't see it till it ended We saw it from day one Two divergent kinds of style It was wrong right from the start And in the end, when it was over She had a truly, Baroque - n heart
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Mar 3, 2014
Mar 3, 2014 at 11:25 PM UTC
Baroque - n Heart
it's not too late help me start a war here's your future protection snakes of christ shake hands with beef take care confetti smoke two joints long road to ruin redneck rampage change on the couch vanessa from queens she don't use jelly you dress up for armageddon
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Nov 3, 2011
Nov 3, 2011 at 8:54 PM UTC
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