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mike-hauser
mike-hauser
American I'm a poet and I know it, / I make a rhyme.... / I make a rhyme................ / CRAP!!!
You know what's not funny these days Is how much of life we give away Used to laugh now we complain When things seem to not go our way There's no humor left at all At least not so that I recall We misconstrue the do's and don'ts Hardened hearts behind tall walls You know what's not funny now That society has forgotten how To take a joke and laugh out loud Even if it's towards itself We have lost the art in it Jumped both the track and the ship Not a bit of it have we kept Can't even dip our toes in it You know what's not funny here Doesn't seem we've laughed in years Is it because we live in fear That the joke's between our ears
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8h ago
Jun 3, 2026 at 9:48 AM UTC
What's Not Funny
The older we get, we often find that We're like an old pair of socks Tattered and torn as we're daily worn Lucky if we're not, lost in the wash Souls that run thin, from end to end As our thread count tends to thin out Old and abused, overly used Walking about, holes filled with doubt Often mismatched with ideas that we have In thinking we'll live forever Till we find ourselves lost, in the back of a drawer Confused in how we got here Hard-earned worn socks, this life we have fought Eventually fading to gray Gingerly kept till there's nothing left Before being tossed away
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1d ago
Jun 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM UTC
Old Socks
after all don't we all have tunnel vision side to side hiding in plain sight barely do we see and neither do we listen out of sight clearly out of mind self-involved today is just a given if it weren't so you know it'd be a lie we beg for heaven this side of heaven tunnel vision until the day we die
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2d ago
Jun 1, 2026 at 3:09 PM UTC
tunnel vision
We step on the scale To weigh ourselves Yet find the scale Offers no help When the scale itself Can never tell How we feel About ourselves Or how well We have dealt In the realm Of self help Makes you wonder how It controls the crowds When on the scale To weigh ourselves
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3d ago
May 31, 2026 at 4:55 PM UTC
Weight of the Situation
You may not believe But believe you me, these word's I say are true Out of love God sent his Son To die for the likes of me and you He came for man, steeped in sin To give him eternal life It all makes sense, this perfect plan Why the Lamb of God had to die Without a doubt, we can't save ourselves Not that we'd even try As serious as this situation We too often choose wrong over right From early on we've sought to be gods Making up our own rules Didn't take long till we were caught Playing the part of rabid fools Believe you me you must believe These words grounded in truth God sent his Son out of Love To die for me and you
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3d ago
May 31, 2026 at 9:58 AM UTC
Believe You Me
Write it down Slap its rear Another poem Is outta here View it once No more than twice To sit and stare We ain't got time As another poem Is being formed While we talk About this one
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3d ago
May 30, 2026 at 9:41 PM UTC
This Poem
Every time I go outside I look for the hidden cameras Thinking I've either lost my mind Or I'm being Punk'd by Ashton Kutcher If you ask me, it's hard to believe All that I see happening On this side of Crazy Street Not sure if I should cry or continue laughing There is no way this is okay If you find yourself awake, please pinch me The time, the place, the names, the dates My mind keeps coming up empty I used to say most every day It can't get much worse than this When without delay, I'm slapped in the face With the saying of oh yes, it can And here I am with head in spin Around the corner looking Is that Ashton and his camera man They have to be out here, Punking
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4d ago
May 30, 2026 at 7:28 AM UTC
Punk'd
I remember when your cold feet Kept warm this poor, poor heart Back when you laid next to me Now out amongst the stars Back then when my bony knees Gave you the hardest time I was your forever then Forever you'll be mine Funny how fading memories Never do seem the same As we tear up through the many Moments, too soon given away When bony knees and cold feet Are the last to leave Stirring the *** of memories Of cold feet and bony knees
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5d ago
May 29, 2026 at 8:07 AM UTC
Cold Feet and Bony Knees
Abracadabra With nothing up my sleeve Watch me carefully As I try to be Something that I'm really not Someone other than me Abracadabra With nothing up my sleeve Hocus Pocus Trying to not own this What's behind the curtain Is a bit out of focus You'll never guess what's behind my back It's best if you don't notice Hocus Pocus Trying to not own this Sim Sala Bim No more than slight of hand Watch as I pull out of my hat Less than life demands Some say it's magic Depends on where you stand Sim Sala Bim No more than slight of hand
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5d ago
May 28, 2026 at 8:55 PM UTC
It's Magic
There's something going on With these old funny bones Remembering when they had friends Now they sit here all alone I don't hold out that much hope For these old funny bones I miss the sound of laugh out loud Now they sit around and moan Times are difficult, don't you know For these old funny bones Youthful days once had their say Now they say you're on your own If only I had known What would become of these funny bones I might have laughed at every chance At the jokes as they were told Maybe there wouldn't be so much wrong With these old funny bones If I knew then the shape I'd be in I wouldn't so easily have let go, of these old funny bones
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6d ago
May 28, 2026 at 2:39 PM UTC
Funny Bones