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Elihu Barachel Feb 2015
How "Gay" do you suppose, do you suppose you'll be
When In Hell you burn, for all eternity
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Every ****** every Queer, every **** and ****
You're going to burn in Hell, while Satan ***** your ****
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He'll tie you to a stump, barbed wire he will use
Sulfuric acid boiling hot, out his **** does ooze
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Then there are the Demons...can't wait to get their turn
Pumping ******* pumping, in the place of no return
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When they get tuckered out, a red-hot ***** they will use
They'll ram it up your ***, while they put to you the screws
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Yes-sir-ee you'll be so "Gay", while you burn forevermore
You ****** Queerass Fruitcake, God does you deplore
Elihu Barachel Feb 2015
Your Damnation slumbers not, in Hell you're going to burn
EVERY Queerass ******, CONDEMNATION you did earn
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So while your still alive, skip along your merry way
Soon you'll be in Hell, God your soul will slay
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Pretend it isn't so, deny the Word of God
When you finally burn in Hell, then I will applaud
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Tisk-tisk oh ****** Fruitcake, my poem you don't like?
Read it to your buddy, and every single ****
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Read it ****** Fruitcake! Read the part where you will BURN
Read it Fruitcake Queer! Your DAMNITION you did earn
Elihu Barachel Jan 2015
There's one "special" Holiday, in the **** can I will toss
The Pagan Calibration, of fricking Santa Claus
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If that ****** Bozo, down my chimney tries to come
I’ll blow his *** away, and beat it like a drum
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Then I’ll shoot his Reindeer, I’ll have a jolly feast
Hey Rudolf Dancer Prancer, you will be deceased
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All the Queerass little elves, I’ll blow away as well
And that stinking slay, I will go and sell
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To the North Poll I will go, with an Atom Bomb
500 megatons!! And drop it with aplomb
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December 25th, from the calendar I'll wipe
And all the goody-goody "Good Cheer", and all the Farceass Hype

{If you are getting the notion that I don't like Christmas, you are right! Why? I think it's blasphemous to associate the birth of Christ with a Pagan Holiday} {AND the way it's celebrated !!!}
Elihu Barachel Feb 2015
Tell me ****** Fruitcake, tell me Fruitcake Queer
Do you wipe the **** from off your ****, after ******* your sweet dear?
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Or does your partner lick it off, while you 69?
Yummy yummy chocolate! A flavor so sublime
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Hey ****** Queerass Fruitcake, did it ever come to mind?
That you're going to burn in Hell, you'll be there for all time
Elihu Barachel Feb 2015
Hey Queerass ****** Poet, Hey Poet ****** Queer
Don't you like my rhymes? Are they too austere?
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Why is that ****** Poet? Why oh why oh Poet Queer
Because you'll burn in Hell? Is this too severe?
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Not Sever enough! In Hell you're going to fry
A red-hot dildow up your ***...no KY to apply
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Demons ram it in and out, while they flay your *** with whips
Dipped in venom from a Lion Fish, with razors on the tips
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Through broken glass and burning coals, they'll drag you night and day
This for all Eternity...and your stinking *** sauté
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But you don't have to worry, no need for you to fret
You're a "christian" ******, the above you can forget
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With Water oh so Holy, you ****** your *** real good
And have a "Gay" old time, with your brothers in the hood

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