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Bill Adair Aug 2020
When I am an old man I shall not wear beige.
I shall wear faded denim and cowboy boots which are down at heel and need soled.
I shall spend all my money on guitar strings and magazines and beer,
And buy coffee for the old women wearing purple.
I shall still wear a golden earing, like some kind of ancient, gypsy minstrel,
And go out in port and starboard socks like Kate and Anna McGarrigle.
I shall sing the protest songs I learned as a teenager
That demand to know where all the flowers have gone.
And I shall argue in public with traffic wardens and slow check-out girls,
And swear loudly at religious zealots and politicians
To challenge the arrogance of their self-promoting dogma.

I shall turn up at music festivals with my guitar
And people will look and say, “I thought he was dead.”
And I will release a CD of new songs
That shall have on its cover a cautionary label which says:
**** Parental Guidance!

Just for now though, in my sombre middle age, I have to act responsibly
And not embarrass my friends and family.
I have to eat sensibly and not drink too much,
And pay my taxes and vote.
But later on, when I am old, my friends will know
That in my dotage I am just rebelling late in life
Against the strict, grey Presbyterianism of my youth.
From "Learning to Fly" (2017)
Omen © Bill Adair 2013
Jesús, help me to account for nothing, you have my word on it. Hunters who invite you to go hunting for the woods are stupid especially when you know where the woods are. Who is a Jew? No one inherits Judaism as no one inherits Presbyterianism. The Presbyterian hierarchy has more storage space than Argentina! Nobody brags of being a 5-year-vaginal-yeast-infection survivor, except in Argentina. Feel the enhancing qualities of cheesy mambo enhancement! Dance **** dance! Like fine ****: poetry must rhyme & poetry must exhibit/possess entertainment value. Ghetto-pride is problematic. People lack humility. Human logic (mathematics), derived from 3-pound adult brains, is all we have.
Jesús, help me to account for nothing, you have my word on it. Hunters who invite you to go hunting for the woods are stupid especially when you know where the woods are. Who is a Jew? No one inherits Judaism as no one inherits Presbyterianism. The Presbyterian hierarchy has more storage space than Argentina! Nobody brags of being a 5-year-vaginal-yeast-infection survivor, except in Argentina. Feel the enhancing qualities of cheesy mambo enhancement! Dance **** dance! Like fine ****: poetry must rhyme & poetry must exhibit/possess entertainment value. Ghetto-pride is problematic. People lack humility. Human logic (mathematics), derived from 3-pound adult brains, is all we have.
Bobby Copeland Jul 2020
My friend John, who saw through
His preacher dad's Presbyterianism
By the time he was fifteen,
Still searches for unicorns,
Keeps his metal detector ready
By his underwear drawer
And last night dreamed
He was Marco Polo.
Imagine his surprise this morning,
This very morning,
Pulling out his favourite boxer's, black silk,
Extra large with the yellow
Batman logo,
And there behind them--
No idea how long it had been there--
A smiling rhinoceros.

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