Pootnick says to Berry: Oh you **** me off!
Barry says to Pootnick: Ha! at your *** I scoff

Pootnick says oh yea! your *** I'm going to kick
Knock it in the dirt, and beat with a stick

Berry runs away, and tells his buddy Joe
Says Joey Joey help me, that Pootnick is our foe

Joey looks confused, just like he always does
Says go call up Juan Fairy...that Pootnick is a skuzz

Ergy says to Pootnick: Oh you **** me off!
Pootnick says to Ergy: Ha! at your *** I scoff
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Ergy says well well, I'll shoot down your planes
Pootnick says oh yea! I'll lick your *** with flames
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So Ergy stomps off in a huff, calls Berry on the phone
Says that baddy baddy Pootnick, won't leave my *** alone
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Berry says Ah-ha! I know what to do
We'll start WW3, then this whole mess will be through

Shinko Shinko Shinko, why is your *** so poor?
Did you spend your money? spend it on the war?
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Go ask George for more! After all he wants a war
And buy some 'tomic bombs, buy 50 maybe more
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But don't let Pootnick know, what you're up to cuz he will
He will blow your *** off!! Then roast it on a grill
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Then he'll feed it to Erdogan, with Turkey nice and hot
The EU can kiss his ***! So Shinko pick the spot

Ain't no Planet X, ain't no New-beer-ru
Keep your heads stuck in the sand, and you ain't got a single clue
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Oh look oh look oh look! What's that up in the sky?
And it's red with wings! Does it mean we all will die?
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Berry sure does know! That's why he is underground
His buddy Pootnick too, they know what's now inbound