Alvina

There once was a gal named Alvina
Who lived in a shoe in Regina.
     She wanted some tea
     That was straight from the tree,
So she shoveled a tunnel to China.


Pelvis

There once was a singer named Elvis
Who sang all his songs from his pelvis.
     He'd speckendick dance
     Like he had ants in his pants
Till fangirls and fruits wet themselvis.  


Alvina

There once was a gal named Alvina,
A registered nurse for a gyne-
     cological practice
     Who purchased a cactus
That jumped on a naked ******.  


Moana

There once was a gal from Iona
Who gave to a fella a bona.
     They met waist to waist
     In a manner unchaste,
And he made her a moana and groana.


Alvina

There once was a gal named Alvina,
A trucker from North Carolina
     Who'd smoke a whole packa
     Cigarettes and then hacka
Whole lungful of spastic angina.


Kitty

There once was a cat named Aurora
Who played with the fauna and flora
     That made up the playground
     Where daily she'd play 'round
And was part of the casa next doora.  


Alvina

There once was a gal named Alvina,
A sous-chef from South Carolina.
     She cut up some meat
     For a diner to eat
That was raw, and she gave him trichina.  


Limtard

There once was a castor canadensis
who had a lover who was a dude
     who brewed
     camellia sinensis
and who wrote a limerick that was ******* and rude and crude.