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Today I heard a man ask a woman
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Are you disabled or a slave to the system
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He was really letting her have it
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Like the ******* he is
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He probably votes for the liberal party
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To say things like that
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He even brought in prostitutes
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It didn’t make sense
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I felt sorry for the woman
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She was disabled she had problems
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And he was a total ****
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A ******* to boot
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I understand that life can be hard
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It isn’t easy to work as easy as him
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I like how people are gathering together to help people
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Even online
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To answer your question
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I am a cool adult and you are a slave to the system
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So ******* mate

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farewell to the vines shoe shine guy, david mather

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i used to get into great conversations with him

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and he hated the sound of the song 'when a bloke gets married'
he didn't believe the song existed

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he used to drive me home from the brumbies matches

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he gave me many of his brumbies caps

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it was a good connection with me and stephen and david

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he used to tell me the right way to talk so i could be respected

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it used to be great talking to him at vinnies

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i used to say he would be the shoe shine guy in heaven,
when people entered he would shine their shoes, he said
he didn't want that  though

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give david mather a good send off to his next life

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but it's a shame that his death meant he won't be around post the coronavirus

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but he had an excellent life, though

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he was always ringing the council if they weren't doing their jobs properly like ******* on ovals and council grass that needs mowing

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he used to like good music like eva cassidy and supported damien death on australian idol, i wonder if he liked the voice for the nice singers

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may his next life be really grand

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goodbye to the great shoe shining man named

DAVID MATHER

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Bert Newton finishes at 83
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He has been on a lot of TV
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Like Safeway new faces
Which is the old version of Australia’s got talent etc
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He hosted FORD SUPERQUIZ with his wife
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He had his own talk shows like the Bert Newton show and good morning Australia
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He now will be joining his former co star don lane when he helped don put on his show
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He went on 3XY radio to do a Saturday morning kids radio show
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In 1961 Bert Newton and graham Kennedy did a 2 hour morning on 3 AK
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Now he is reunited with Kennedy in the cosmos
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He won a few gold Logies as well as hosting the Logies
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And I remember when the Newton family joined forces to perform at the Sidney Meyer music bowl for the Christmas carols
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Chow Bert Newton
And I hope your next life has many interesting stories to come out of it
Like this one
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R I P Bert Newton chow

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The stupid coward who ran his car through a parade crowd

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He needs to locked up with the key thrown away

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All the poor children that lost their lives

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And that little girl who thought it was part of the parade

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It’s not

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It was a shame the community of Wisconsin had to put up with that

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He was an absolute clot

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I hope this doesn’t spoil parades there or anywhere in the future

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He caused a lot of grief
He ruined the fun for families

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Stupid man

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Thoughts go out for the family of
William wall
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As he was taken by trapper whilst on his run
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William had great hopes and dreams
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As well as being fit
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Trapper grabbed him on his run
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Please Buddha and Cronus
Help his family give him a great send off
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To show of how much of a treasure he was
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Rally round the family to show how much you care
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Send William to his next life where he will live out his dreams
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Don’t let what trapper did to him stop him from being the best version of himself in his next life
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Rest In Peace little fellow
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Help me fight trapper
So no more people suffer

Ommmmmmmmm please stop those evil spirits who are sending the fires to Canberra
Ommmmmmmmm please bring some rain
Ommmmmmmmm to put out the fires
Ommmmmmmmm and make our city safe
Ommmmmmmmm we need rain
Ommmmmmmmm we need rain
Ommmmmmmmm we need rain
Ommmmmmmmm please stop the fires making it HELL on earth
Ommmmmmmmm by sending some rain SEND SOME RAIN
Ommmmmmmmm bring rain to put out the fires which is caused by evil spirits
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Ommmmmmmmm please bring rain
RIGHT NOW

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David Mather is in the womb or Taylor Marlor
With mark Marlor being his new dad
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You see David Mather was a very nice person
And he wanted to be with the kid who liked Brian Allan
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But I know for a fact that David Mather misses his family
So Buddha made him still live in Canberra to be close to them
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You see he died around my birthday, he was also getting sick at times when I knew him
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He loved cleaning the shoes at. Vinnies Belconnen whilst he spoke about his family
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Please Buddha give David a great next life with Taylor and mark whilst he looks over his old family
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Enjoy your new life David Mather

Ommmmmmmmm my mum is in the hospital
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Ommmmmmmmm please Buddha sit by her as she has an operation
Ommmmmmmmm help her get better
Ommmmmmmmm have everything go right
Ommmmmmmmm no complications
Ommmmmmmmm Just look after her
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Ommmmmmmmm please help my mum