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Shel Jan 2019
Let me destroy you,
I promise it will be fun,
just for a minute.



And for the record,
I don’t want to be the fifth,
in your weird ****.
Alastur Berit Sep 2013
SO! Like...
there's this place called OKstupid
(OK! Cupid.)
Whatever.
You answer a set of questions to figure out,
you know
what makes you. (me?)
everyone compatible or not and you start off with this really-high-percentage-with-other-people
if you only answer like
you know
like 5 questions then... a lot of people match you.
AND if you answer like
you know
like 89 questions that percentage goes down you know
and I was thinking
we started off here at 92 percent.
We are an A in compatibility.
(Oh god.)
WE would have such great chemistry.
(Please no.)
We could probably TEACH each other a lot.
(STAHP)
I would study you like a calculus final, all night long and with a piece of wood in my
(UGH)
Anyways the questions they start off so high
such a great grade
but the further the questions go
you know
when my head starts to get all blurry
I can't think!
I freeze up,
Maybe the questions will spin out of control;
take over this whole thing,
I don't understand.
why
the more questions I answer
the lower our grade gets going.

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