A FEW OF THE VARIOUS APPLICATIONS OF TIME
Apology to Stephen Hawking

To businessmen time is money
To apiarists time is honey
To comedians time is funny
To taserists time is stunny
To some Amish time is shunny
To puzzlemakers time is *****
To playmates time is bunny
To shooters time is gunny
To noses time is runny
To convents time is nunny
To threadmakers time is spunny
To jokesters time is punny
To optimists time is sunny
To lisping meterologists time is thunny
To pessimists death is inevitable