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"liberals" poems
LGBT. You may have never heard of this acronym before, Or maybe you associate it with liberals, or Obama, Or hippies. LGBT stands for: Lesbian: I was approached by a straight man At a gay bar, who asked me if I wanted to 'have a good time'. I told him no. I could see something in his eyes Flicker, and he asked me why I told him I only liked women In that regard He stood up angrily, And told me that I was an Ugly d*ke anyway. LGBT stands for Gay: I was holding hands with My boyfriend while We were walking in the park. We watched an older woman Walk up to us and say, "You're going to hell." I said, "I'll see you there," She glared at me before Storming off in a rage, mumbling, "Disgusting f*g." On her way. LGBT stands for Bisexual: I came out to my family today. My cousin said, "You're just confused." My father said, "Don't you dare walk in My house with a f*ggot." My mother said, "Pick a side." My supposed "friends" said, "You're just desperate and greedy." I've been dating an amazing person That I can never share if I want to Stay on good terms with "family". LGBT stands for Transgender: I binded my chest today With Ace bandages even though I know it's extremely unsafe Because I didn't want to be Seen as a girl again. I finally cut my own hair And when I told my mom why She told me, "Leave before your father gets home." I am sleeping on my friend's couch tonight Because my parents couldn't accept me As their son. You might associate the acronym LGBT With liberals. Liberals that don't use their religion as an Excuse when they're really just scared. Or Obama who said, "No one in America Should be scared to walk down the street Holding the hand of the person they love." Or hippies who refuse to conform to Heteronormativity, because it only matters That you love, the who or when or where or why or How Doesn't matter nearly as much. People are more than their secondary *** Characteristics. "Love thy neighbor as thyself", right?
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Apr 4, 2019
Apr 4, 2019 at 10:02 PM UTC
LGBT (Slam Poem #2)
LGBT. You may have never heard of this acronym before, Or maybe you associate it with liberals, or Obama, Or hippies. LGBT stands for: Lesbian: I was approached by a straight man At a gay bar, who asked me if I wanted to 'have a good time'. I told him no. I could see something in his eyes Flicker, and he asked me why I told him I only liked women In that regard He stood up angrily, And told me that I was an Ugly d*ke anyway. LGBT stands for Gay: I was holding hands with My boyfriend while We were walking in the park. We watched an older woman Walk up to us and say, "You're going to hell." I said, "I'll see you there," She glared at me before Storming off in a rage, mumbling, "Disgusting f*g." On her way. LGBT stands for Bisexual: I came out to my family today. My cousin said, "You're just confused." My father said, "Don't you dare walk in My house with a f*ggot." My mother said, "Pick a side." My supposed "friends" said, "You're just desperate and greedy." I've been dating an amazing person That I can never share if I want to Stay on good terms with "family". LGBT stands for Transgender: I binded my chest today With Ace bandages even though I know it's extremely unsafe Because I didn't want to be Seen as a girl again. I finally cut my own hair And when I told my mom why She told me, "Leave before your father gets home." I am sleeping on my friend's couch tonight Because my parents couldn't accept me As their son. You might associate the acronym LGBT With liberals. Liberals that don't use their religion as an Excuse when they're really just scared. Or Obama who said, "No one in America Should be scared to walk down the street Holding the hand of the person they love." Or hippies who refuse to conform to Heteronormativity, because it only matters That you love, the who or when or where or why or How Doesn't matter nearly as much. People are more than their secondary *** Characteristics. "Love thy neighbor as thyself", right?
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It started with a pen, and wound up in English. No diction, addiction, or ambition, to get published. “Don’t scream and you’ll look normal.” Screaming “MISOGYNY!” if screaming at all, I’ve seen the great minds of my generation addicted to Adderall.   Some friends who get wasted, and I remain sober. Cheap ‘03 cars, yet, no ones coming over.   Actors without work now, no one with opportunity. Suicidal crazies now, crafted from 80’s and 90’s responsibility, and A is for Adderall.   Sugar coated heroine, designer drugs. Poor blacks, whites, mexicans, and asians swept under the rug.   “The father, the son, the invisible hand.”   Crack in prisons, ***** holy ******* in a BMW, Feminism, becomes communism, becomes atheism becomes you. You so counter-culture, you forgot about us, “She’s not an angel friends, throw her under the bus.”   Politicians in purple now, blessed American royalty. Slaughter the disenfranchised, poor, socialist regime, and A is for Adderall.   Don’t shoot the police, shoot the children instead, or send them to war, but the war had to end. “In god we trust, but in the market we invest.” So occupy Wall Street, and get called a hippie, or occupy college, and become a dead beat?   In high school you’re told, be what you will be. Cancer is still a… “…” …Hereditary disease.   Actors without work still. Politicians lying still. Suicidal crazies. Ecstasy filled crazies. Counter-culture conformist. Culture conformist. Eco-terrorist. Mindless consumer. Junkies, addicts, soldiers, students, leaders, followers, murderers, democrats, conservatives, liberals, republicans, child molesters, sexists, racists.   No more labels.   It was every single individual. Individual failure. One by one, we were all found guilty. You are guilty. I am guilty, and A is for Adderall, and the new marginalized.
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Mar 25, 2014
Mar 25, 2014 at 9:43 PM UTC
"Adderall [the New Marginalized]."
It started with a pen, and wound up in English. No diction, addiction, or ambition, to get published. “Don’t scream and you’ll look normal.” Screaming “MISOGYNY!” if screaming at all, I’ve seen the great minds of my generation addicted to Adderall.   Some friends who get wasted, and I remain sober. Cheap ‘03 cars, yet, no ones coming over.   Actors without work now, no one with opportunity. Suicidal crazies now, crafted from 80’s and 90’s responsibility, and A is for Adderall.   Sugar coated heroine, designer drugs. Poor blacks, whites, mexicans, and asians swept under the rug.   “The father, the son, the invisible hand.”   Crack in prisons, ***** holy ******* in a BMW, Feminism, becomes communism, becomes atheism becomes you. You so counter-culture, you forgot about us, “She’s not an angel friends, throw her under the bus.”   Politicians in purple now, blessed American royalty. Slaughter the disenfranchised, poor, socialist regime, and A is for Adderall.   Don’t shoot the police, shoot the children instead, or send them to war, but the war had to end. “In god we trust, but in the market we invest.” So occupy Wall Street, and get called a hippie, or occupy college, and become a dead beat?   In high school you’re told, be what you will be. Cancer is still a… “…” …Hereditary disease.   Actors without work still. Politicians lying still. Suicidal crazies. Ecstasy filled crazies. Counter-culture conformist. Culture conformist. Eco-terrorist. Mindless consumer. Junkies, addicts, soldiers, students, leaders, followers, murderers, democrats, conservatives, liberals, republicans, child molesters, sexists, racists.   No more labels.   It was every single individual. Individual failure. One by one, we were all found guilty. You are guilty. I am guilty, and A is for Adderall, and the new marginalized.
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What is the versatile autobiography of this bountiful of rice boiling in my American kitchen? This crop of microscopic slabs of grain that was the one edible source of preventing my ancestors' emaciation One of such few things connecting me to my roots, those things I can't help but bleach in whitewashed and rebellious peroxide. I will valiantly hang my head down low in shame at the examples of my flesh and earth, "those National Geographic cavemen," all the time being the zoo animal, being blindfolded and caged by these "secular, American liberals." I love this food that I consume like a vacuum, this merengue and bachata that I so happily shake my *** to; but nowhere did I sign up for these commandments that I was appointed based on the location that I popped out onto.
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Apr 29, 2010
Apr 29, 2010 at 10:51 AM UTC
Two Weeks Notice From A Hispanic Rebel
The shortest distance between two points of travel. The fastest method for achieving a result. Quickest answer for a resolution. Marrying equals.   All terminology meaning essentially the same thing; synthesis. That is what the two-party system is meant to be doing. It is the point of checks and balances. A check is a stopgap. A balance is a measure.   No one wants to ban personal firearms. No one wants mentally-ill people to own them. No one advocates violence by school teachers to assuage future potential violence. No reasonable person wants children to grow up in a police state school system. No American believes that State and Federal government can agree on what should be done in all states.   We will not be arming teachers. Nor will we be banning guns. There will never be armed guards at public schools. States and the Federal government disagree on so many levels there will never be consensus on change when it comes to this issue. So, change the issue in a way that offers a stopgap as a measure.   The President of The United States issues a proclamation that all land directly adjacent to the front of all public schools will be bought by the federal government at today's market price. That price will be fixed provided the states do two things. Use state eminent domain laws(every state already has them) to file a claim on said properties and assess the value thereof for the federal government.   Secondly, establish police precincts on said property.     Ask yourself; "How many children would die if the local police were directly across the street from the school at the time of the shooting?" And, "Would Conservatives or Liberals be against this proposal?"    Also, We should all remember that these shooters plan their attacks and would have to plan around the police being there immediately after they begin one.   Problem solved...                              ...and no one touched a gun(right) to do it.
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Feb 23, 2018
Feb 23, 2018 at 3:04 AM UTC
A Gun Essay
The shortest distance between two points of travel. The fastest method for achieving a result. Quickest answer for a resolution. Marrying equals.   All terminology meaning essentially the same thing; synthesis. That is what the two-party system is meant to be doing. It is the point of checks and balances. A check is a stopgap. A balance is a measure.   No one wants to ban personal firearms. No one wants mentally-ill people to own them. No one advocates violence by school teachers to assuage future potential violence. No reasonable person wants children to grow up in a police state school system. No American believes that State and Federal government can agree on what should be done in all states.   We will not be arming teachers. Nor will we be banning guns. There will never be armed guards at public schools. States and the Federal government disagree on so many levels there will never be consensus on change when it comes to this issue. So, change the issue in a way that offers a stopgap as a measure.   The President of The United States issues a proclamation that all land directly adjacent to the front of all public schools will be bought by the federal government at today's market price. That price will be fixed provided the states do two things. Use state eminent domain laws(every state already has them) to file a claim on said properties and assess the value thereof for the federal government.   Secondly, establish police precincts on said property.     Ask yourself; "How many children would die if the local police were directly across the street from the school at the time of the shooting?" And, "Would Conservatives or Liberals be against this proposal?"    Also, We should all remember that these shooters plan their attacks and would have to plan around the police being there immediately after they begin one.   Problem solved...                              ...and no one touched a gun(right) to do it.
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Behold the One with the Aries, the Ward of Santa Muerte Our 16th President voted by 16 million Filipinos this 2016 The 1st President from Mindanao from being Mayor of Davao…Duterte! He is One with MiJoRdGr (Miriam, Jojo, Rody, Grace) The 4 Opposition Presidentiables who defeated Mar Roxas And brought Liberal Party its great disgrace! The One with the Aries from the Land with War The Land of Promise – feared by typhoons, but filled with goons So from her came a Liberator among MiJoRdGr! That this One should war with our nation’s greatest horrors -Drug Lords, Liberals, Treasoners, Criminals & Terrorists- These powerful entities to our history are desecrators! So by being one with lawmakers, law enforcers & lawful people By the overwhelming power of the Supermajority Our country’s greatest terrors…Du30 shall conquer them all! But first, he must defeat his detractors – Leila, Leni & Trillanes These triple crooks who want to topple the government Are also said to be conspiring with EU, UN & US! Yet with Trump’s triumph, US is no longer an enemy Our American hatred weakened, our Chinese friendship strengthened As it established great friendship with Pres. Du30! Do not emulate the girl power of those Liberal crooks We got an Olympic medalist Heidilyn & Ms. International 2016 But Leila & Leni?...Can only ruin our country…like blasted nukes! Do not worry for we have Pacquiao as still winner & role model Alongwith Gen. Bato, a victim of yellow washing machine But these Pro-Du30 men…to criminals tough, to innocents gentle! May God allow this True Change to take place with continuity Let Pres. Duterte lead us for many more years to come For the Supermajority, for you & me… for our country! -12/30/2016 (Dumarao) *Our Golden Times During PDu30
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Sep 28, 2019
Sep 28, 2019 at 9:19 PM UTC
Our Golden Times During PDu30
Behold the One with the Aries, the Ward of Santa Muerte Our 16th President voted by 16 million Filipinos this 2016 The 1st President from Mindanao from being Mayor of Davao…Duterte! He is One with MiJoRdGr (Miriam, Jojo, Rody, Grace) The 4 Opposition Presidentiables who defeated Mar Roxas And brought Liberal Party its great disgrace! The One with the Aries from the Land with War The Land of Promise – feared by typhoons, but filled with goons So from her came a Liberator among MiJoRdGr! That this One should war with our nation’s greatest horrors -Drug Lords, Liberals, Treasoners, Criminals & Terrorists- These powerful entities to our history are desecrators! So by being one with lawmakers, law enforcers & lawful people By the overwhelming power of the Supermajority Our country’s greatest terrors…Du30 shall conquer them all! But first, he must defeat his detractors – Leila, Leni & Trillanes These triple crooks who want to topple the government Are also said to be conspiring with EU, UN & US! Yet with Trump’s triumph, US is no longer an enemy Our American hatred weakened, our Chinese friendship strengthened As it established great friendship with Pres. Du30! Do not emulate the girl power of those Liberal crooks We got an Olympic medalist Heidilyn & Ms. International 2016 But Leila & Leni?...Can only ruin our country…like blasted nukes! Do not worry for we have Pacquiao as still winner & role model Alongwith Gen. Bato, a victim of yellow washing machine But these Pro-Du30 men…to criminals tough, to innocents gentle! May God allow this True Change to take place with continuity Let Pres. Duterte lead us for many more years to come For the Supermajority, for you & me… for our country! -12/30/2016 (Dumarao) *Our Golden Times During PDu30
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**IMMEDIATELY PLEASE REMOVE ALL OF MY INFORMATION FROM YOUR DATA BASE FORTHWITH.  ALSO, ADVISE ANY AND ALL CONTRACTORS, SUB-CONTRACTORS, AGENTS, SUB-AGENTS, AFFILIATES, PARTNERS, COLLEAGUES, ASSOCIATES, CLIENTS, WEBMASTERS, WEB BASED LINKS, WINKS, TWINKS, COLONEL CLINCKS, BOSSES, CO-WORKERS, EMPLOYEES, VENDORS, SUPPLIERS, SALESMEN, ASCCOUNT REPS/EXCS, ACCOUNTANTS, BROKERS, CO-BROKERS, HACKERS, SLACKERS, WHACKERS, JERKS, PIMPS, HOES, HOBOS, BUMS, DERELICTS, DEGENERATES, DOPERS, DEALERS, TWEEKERS, GAMBLERS, RAMBLERS, SOLICITORS, SIDEKICKS, COHORTS, WINGMEN, WHEELMEN, LOOKOUTS, OUTLAWS, IN-LAWS, RELATIVES, FIANCES, GIRLFRIENDS, BOYFRIENDS, FAMILY, FRIENDS, ENEMIES, EVIL NEMISIS', CANVASSERS, INQUIRERS, QUEERS, QUEENS, COWBOYS, KINGS, **** DRAGS, HAGS, HETEROS, HOMOS, TONY ROMOS, FEMALE IMPERSONATORS, (PRE OR POST) MALE IMPERSONATORS, ***** ***** VAN ***** **** VAN **** LESBIANS, LIARS, BUYERS, CRYERS, CIGAR SMOKERS, CARPET MUNCHERS, RUG RATS, TODDLERS, TEENAGERS, YOUNGSTERS, SENIORS, SUCKERS, TRUCKERS, MOTHER shut yer mouth, LAW MAKERS, LAWYERS, ATTORNEYS, JUDGES, POLITICIANS, PECKERWOODS, LEADERS, FOLLOWERS, DISCIPLES, PROPHETS, EVANGELISTS, SAVIORS, SINNERS, SAINTS, SOOTHSAYERS, MEDICINE MEN, GYPSYS, TRAMPS, AND THIEVES, WITCHES, WARLOCKS, VAMPIRES, LYCANS, ZOMBIES, WAR MONGERS, PROTESTERS, SOLIDERS, GENERALS, GOVERNORS, PRESIDENTS, PATRIOTS, PACKERS, LIONS, BEARS, BROWNS, BLACKHAWKS, REDWINGS, RIGHT WING, LIBERALS, OR LAW BIDING CITIZENS, THEY ARE NOT TO CONTACT ME AND LOOSE MY NUMBER. BUT IF YOU SEE MY MOM, TELL HER TO CALL ME. ........................................................................BA-ZING....................................................................**
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Dec 27, 2013
Dec 27, 2013 at 9:47 AM UTC
SPAMMER SMACKDOWN
**IMMEDIATELY PLEASE REMOVE ALL OF MY INFORMATION FROM YOUR DATA BASE FORTHWITH.  ALSO, ADVISE ANY AND ALL CONTRACTORS, SUB-CONTRACTORS, AGENTS, SUB-AGENTS, AFFILIATES, PARTNERS, COLLEAGUES, ASSOCIATES, CLIENTS, WEBMASTERS, WEB BASED LINKS, WINKS, TWINKS, COLONEL CLINCKS, BOSSES, CO-WORKERS, EMPLOYEES, VENDORS, SUPPLIERS, SALESMEN, ASCCOUNT REPS/EXCS, ACCOUNTANTS, BROKERS, CO-BROKERS, HACKERS, SLACKERS, WHACKERS, JERKS, PIMPS, HOES, HOBOS, BUMS, DERELICTS, DEGENERATES, DOPERS, DEALERS, TWEEKERS, GAMBLERS, RAMBLERS, SOLICITORS, SIDEKICKS, COHORTS, WINGMEN, WHEELMEN, LOOKOUTS, OUTLAWS, IN-LAWS, RELATIVES, FIANCES, GIRLFRIENDS, BOYFRIENDS, FAMILY, FRIENDS, ENEMIES, EVIL NEMISIS', CANVASSERS, INQUIRERS, QUEERS, QUEENS, COWBOYS, KINGS, **** DRAGS, HAGS, HETEROS, HOMOS, TONY ROMOS, FEMALE IMPERSONATORS, (PRE OR POST) MALE IMPERSONATORS, ***** ***** VAN ***** **** VAN **** LESBIANS, LIARS, BUYERS, CRYERS, CIGAR SMOKERS, CARPET MUNCHERS, RUG RATS, TODDLERS, TEENAGERS, YOUNGSTERS, SENIORS, SUCKERS, TRUCKERS, MOTHER shut yer mouth, LAW MAKERS, LAWYERS, ATTORNEYS, JUDGES, POLITICIANS, PECKERWOODS, LEADERS, FOLLOWERS, DISCIPLES, PROPHETS, EVANGELISTS, SAVIORS, SINNERS, SAINTS, SOOTHSAYERS, MEDICINE MEN, GYPSYS, TRAMPS, AND THIEVES, WITCHES, WARLOCKS, VAMPIRES, LYCANS, ZOMBIES, WAR MONGERS, PROTESTERS, SOLIDERS, GENERALS, GOVERNORS, PRESIDENTS, PATRIOTS, PACKERS, LIONS, BEARS, BROWNS, BLACKHAWKS, REDWINGS, RIGHT WING, LIBERALS, OR LAW BIDING CITIZENS, THEY ARE NOT TO CONTACT ME AND LOOSE MY NUMBER. BUT IF YOU SEE MY MOM, TELL HER TO CALL ME. ........................................................................BA-ZING....................................................................**
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Somewhere in your wardrobe, I'd be willing to bet There's a t-shirt probably bearing the silhouette of Che Guevara He was revolutionary, yeah, he wore a cool hat But behind the design I think you might find it's not quite as simple as that Che was a bit of a homophobe, Che was a bit of a homophobe, I think... apparently.. who knows? Che was a bit of a homophobe, Che was a bit of a homophobe This is my song in defence of the fence A little sing along, a anthem to ambivalence The more you know, the harder you will find it To make up your mind, it, doesn't really matter if you find You can't see which grass is greener Chances are it's neither, and either way it's easier To see the difference, when you're sitting on the fence Somewhere in your house, I'd be willing to bet There's a picture of that grinning hippy from Tibet - the Dalai Llama He's a lovely, funny fella, he gives soundbites galore But let's not forget that back in Tibet, those funky monks used to **** the poor, yeah And the Buddhist line about future lives is the perfect way to stop the powerless rising up And he tells the poor they will live again, but he's rich now so it's easy for him to say I'm taking the stand in defense of the fence I got a little band playing anthems to ambivalence We divide the world into terrorists and heroes Into normal folk and weirdos Into good people and pedo's Into things that give you cancer and the things that cure cancer And the things that don't cause cancer, but there's a chance they will cause cancer in the future We divide the world to stop us feeling frightened Into wrong and into right and Into black and into white and Into real men and fairies Into status quo and scary Yeah we want the world binary, binary But it's not that simple. And your dog has a bigger carbon footprint than a four wheel drive Yea your dog has a bigger carbon footprint than a four wheel drive And your dog has a bigger carbon footprint than a four wheel drive And so does your baby, maybe you oughta trade HIM in for a Prius- ROCK! I'm taking the stand in defence of the fence I got a little band playing tributes to ambivalence We divide the world into liberals and gun-freaks Into atheists and fundies Into tee-tot'lers and junkies Into chemical and natural Into fictional and factual Into science and supernatural But it's actually naturally not that white and black You'll be Dividing us into terrorists and heroes Into normal folk and weirdos Into good people and pedos Into things that give you cancer and the things that cure cancer And things that don't cause cancer, but there's a chance they will cause cancer in the future We divide the world to stop us feeling frightened Into wrong and into right and Into black and into white and Into real men and fairies Into parrots and canaries Yeah we want the world binary, binary - 011101! The more you know, the harder you will find it To make up your mind, it doesn't really matter if you find You can't see which grass is greener Chances are it's neither, and either way it's easier To see the difference Cause it's not that simple...
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Apr 4, 2013
Apr 4, 2013 at 7:06 PM UTC
The Fence by Tim Minchin
Somewhere in your wardrobe, I'd be willing to bet There's a t-shirt probably bearing the silhouette of Che Guevara He was revolutionary, yeah, he wore a cool hat But behind the design I think you might find it's not quite as simple as that Che was a bit of a homophobe, Che was a bit of a homophobe, I think... apparently.. who knows? Che was a bit of a homophobe, Che was a bit of a homophobe This is my song in defence of the fence A little sing along, a anthem to ambivalence The more you know, the harder you will find it To make up your mind, it, doesn't really matter if you find You can't see which grass is greener Chances are it's neither, and either way it's easier To see the difference, when you're sitting on the fence Somewhere in your house, I'd be willing to bet There's a picture of that grinning hippy from Tibet - the Dalai Llama He's a lovely, funny fella, he gives soundbites galore But let's not forget that back in Tibet, those funky monks used to **** the poor, yeah And the Buddhist line about future lives is the perfect way to stop the powerless rising up And he tells the poor they will live again, but he's rich now so it's easy for him to say I'm taking the stand in defense of the fence I got a little band playing anthems to ambivalence We divide the world into terrorists and heroes Into normal folk and weirdos Into good people and pedo's Into things that give you cancer and the things that cure cancer And the things that don't cause cancer, but there's a chance they will cause cancer in the future We divide the world to stop us feeling frightened Into wrong and into right and Into black and into white and Into real men and fairies Into status quo and scary Yeah we want the world binary, binary But it's not that simple. And your dog has a bigger carbon footprint than a four wheel drive Yea your dog has a bigger carbon footprint than a four wheel drive And your dog has a bigger carbon footprint than a four wheel drive And so does your baby, maybe you oughta trade HIM in for a Prius- ROCK! I'm taking the stand in defence of the fence I got a little band playing tributes to ambivalence We divide the world into liberals and gun-freaks Into atheists and fundies Into tee-tot'lers and junkies Into chemical and natural Into fictional and factual Into science and supernatural But it's actually naturally not that white and black You'll be Dividing us into terrorists and heroes Into normal folk and weirdos Into good people and pedos Into things that give you cancer and the things that cure cancer And things that don't cause cancer, but there's a chance they will cause cancer in the future We divide the world to stop us feeling frightened Into wrong and into right and Into black and into white and Into real men and fairies Into parrots and canaries Yeah we want the world binary, binary - 011101! The more you know, the harder you will find it To make up your mind, it doesn't really matter if you find You can't see which grass is greener Chances are it's neither, and either way it's easier To see the difference Cause it's not that simple...
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Kanye West visited Trump At the White House, and man, what a scene! His words were bouncing off all the walls, Just like a ball in a pinball machine. His disjointed rantings and ravings Made little if any sense. He ****** up to the president More than even Michael Pence. Rambling about the 13th Amendment, The Unabomber, and then trap doors, He ended the strange concoction of thoughts With a weird reference to thirteen floors. To him, Trump is a father figure. To prove how much he is fan, Whenever he wears his MAGA cap, It makes him feel like Superman. Illegal guns, tasting fine wines, And liberals controlling blacks Through racism? You wanted to say, Calm down, Kanye. Try to relax. One thing is certain: We can see From trying to follow his monologue threads, That Kanye needs some serious help. Kanye, please get back on your meds! -by Bob B (10-14-18)
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Oct 14, 2018
Oct 14, 2018 at 1:08 PM UTC
Kanye at the White House
Wife-beater, drum player blower of holy pan-pipes Plumed, bejeweled in ****** plastic Inca priest, mestizo beast multi-kulti prophet (who chooses to live in the USA) where liberals kow-tow while you show them how to adulate indigenous crypto misogynous eager to pay eager to please diversity’s devotees buy your CDs a perfect idiot from the mythic Sierra naming your brood after Andean peaks pre-Columbian pachamama freaks eat it up: your Inca schtick (but ask the battered gringa-chick about your unsustainable ways: who hits who smiles who beats who pays ?)
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Apr 20, 2016
Apr 20, 2016 at 11:58 AM UTC
Indio Profesional
I have a new big brother He's dressed in tory blue He's not just my big brother I think he's your bro too! He sits up in his tower Pulling strings across the land But when a string of his should break It's not his *** that gets canned I found out my incumbent Goes to Africa every year In fact I'm told he stays there For as long as he stays here I don't really believe it But you know it must be true My Big Brother called to tell me I'm surprised that he got through Six months away is what we're told Glen Pearson spent away But tales like this sound more like they Were told by Stockwell Day So late at night, my phone did ring To tell me how to vote They told me how the Liberals Were up the creek without a boat I know that I'm supposed to go To the church across the street That's where the poll is and I know It's where our local voters meet But when my bro called down to me And said, "You don't go there" This time you vote in Ingersoll There is no line up there My big brother said we were wrong His party would not stoop To do phone calls to folks like us That was a bunch of **** Why would he lie, he is the King I've read his license plate He's my brother, one I'm told That holds on to my fate His party gave out tax rewards To companies for jobs They took all of the money And they closed the shop down....slobs It's funny how one person can Phone ridings, not one missed But I can't get their calls to stop And I'm on the no call list Robo calling is what it is A heinous crime at best Nixon used it in the States Although he never did confess Comparing my Big Brother now To Tricky Dicky Nixon Well, I've got to say Those PC's sure know just the way to fix one. To hang one man out for this task It surely can't be true I wonder if he'll change his mind And his suit of Tory Blue I ask around and all I hear is I voted NDP So, how in hell, explain to me they'e a majority I know that my Big Brother Would not do such a thing Excuse me for a moment But my phone's about to ring!
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Jun 30, 2012
Jun 30, 2012 at 6:59 PM UTC
My Big Brother
I have a new big brother He's dressed in tory blue He's not just my big brother I think he's your bro too! He sits up in his tower Pulling strings across the land But when a string of his should break It's not his *** that gets canned I found out my incumbent Goes to Africa every year In fact I'm told he stays there For as long as he stays here I don't really believe it But you know it must be true My Big Brother called to tell me I'm surprised that he got through Six months away is what we're told Glen Pearson spent away But tales like this sound more like they Were told by Stockwell Day So late at night, my phone did ring To tell me how to vote They told me how the Liberals Were up the creek without a boat I know that I'm supposed to go To the church across the street That's where the poll is and I know It's where our local voters meet But when my bro called down to me And said, "You don't go there" This time you vote in Ingersoll There is no line up there My big brother said we were wrong His party would not stoop To do phone calls to folks like us That was a bunch of **** Why would he lie, he is the King I've read his license plate He's my brother, one I'm told That holds on to my fate His party gave out tax rewards To companies for jobs They took all of the money And they closed the shop down....slobs It's funny how one person can Phone ridings, not one missed But I can't get their calls to stop And I'm on the no call list Robo calling is what it is A heinous crime at best Nixon used it in the States Although he never did confess Comparing my Big Brother now To Tricky Dicky Nixon Well, I've got to say Those PC's sure know just the way to fix one. To hang one man out for this task It surely can't be true I wonder if he'll change his mind And his suit of Tory Blue I ask around and all I hear is I voted NDP So, how in hell, explain to me they'e a majority I know that my Big Brother Would not do such a thing Excuse me for a moment But my phone's about to ring!
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I love love, I love hate, I love love before it's love, I love love after it dies I love sunny days, I love rainy days, I love overcast , and I love the snow I love walking, I love breathing, I love listening I love speaking I love interactions with factions upon factions and I truly love being alone I love the rich, I love the poor, I love Liberals and Conservatives I love they got meanings of the terms twisted and preach so vehemently about the superiority of their ideology I love those who speak logically, I love those who listen, I love words that were written to be spoken, and those that were just to be written I love racists, I love blacks, I love whites, and every ethnicity with any pigmentation that falls between them or against them I love all cultures equally, And I love cultures that hold themselves to a higher esteem than other cultures I love Cops and I love Criminals, I love Order and alcoholics and crack addicts who just keep gettin back at it with bare minimals I love Devote Christians, I love Krampus, I love Christmas, I love Baphomets, I love Marvin Gaye, I love The Doors Greatest Hit list I love Batman, I love the Joker, I love marijuana, and both those who are and are not avid smokers I love the freedoms I enjoy everyday and I love that men are systematically taught to hate me on a spiritual level with such passion that they would strap a bomb to their chest just to end my existence I love the Persistence,  Of time, Life, Movement, The Cosmos, and I love that it keeps on existing so fluently that we feel almost lucidly that our existence is significant =) I love the inquisitive look in the eyes of babies asking questions without the means to ask questions that, in due time, will only be answered by questions and answers that evoke much larger questions. And I love both those questions and the appropriate answers. I love those with and without an appreciation for the nonsensical I love you
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Jan 2, 2015
Jan 2, 2015 at 7:22 PM UTC
How to Love Life
I love love, I love hate, I love love before it's love, I love love after it dies I love sunny days, I love rainy days, I love overcast , and I love the snow I love walking, I love breathing, I love listening I love speaking I love interactions with factions upon factions and I truly love being alone I love the rich, I love the poor, I love Liberals and Conservatives I love they got meanings of the terms twisted and preach so vehemently about the superiority of their ideology I love those who speak logically, I love those who listen, I love words that were written to be spoken, and those that were just to be written I love racists, I love blacks, I love whites, and every ethnicity with any pigmentation that falls between them or against them I love all cultures equally, And I love cultures that hold themselves to a higher esteem than other cultures I love Cops and I love Criminals, I love Order and alcoholics and crack addicts who just keep gettin back at it with bare minimals I love Devote Christians, I love Krampus, I love Christmas, I love Baphomets, I love Marvin Gaye, I love The Doors Greatest Hit list I love Batman, I love the Joker, I love marijuana, and both those who are and are not avid smokers I love the freedoms I enjoy everyday and I love that men are systematically taught to hate me on a spiritual level with such passion that they would strap a bomb to their chest just to end my existence I love the Persistence,  Of time, Life, Movement, The Cosmos, and I love that it keeps on existing so fluently that we feel almost lucidly that our existence is significant =) I love the inquisitive look in the eyes of babies asking questions without the means to ask questions that, in due time, will only be answered by questions and answers that evoke much larger questions. And I love both those questions and the appropriate answers. I love those with and without an appreciation for the nonsensical I love you
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The funny thing about life is You try and try to be a good person A good neighbor In a good mood With only good things to say But then life intervenes With the landlord screaming About uncollected bills That shouldn’t exist in the first place Of bosses ranting That you’re lucky to be working for them When they’re running the company into the ground And your only compensation is a poor paycheck That you take home to your family So that you can afford to stay under your roof For another day longer And put some food on the table For another night longer And let’s not forget about the conservatives Screaming at the top of their lungs That we’ve lost our way And that only they can save us By bringing us back to how it used to be News flash grenade explosion **We are the way we are Because we were the way we were For far too long** And then the conservatives parading Their hidden agendas like they’re liberals Pay more taxes than the government is worth A system that’s failing to support it’s own weight Should have it’s leg kicked out from beneath it To quicken the fall and rise of sovereignty Every day is a new day And it’s how you deal with the obstacles Placed in front of you that matters But the matter of banging your head On the brick wall Trying to placate the niceties that we were Brought up to hold so dear to our hearts Gets out of control I’ll grab the sledgehammer And bash the wall down I’ll walk around the wall And find my own path The one least occupied By the masses
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Mar 6, 2012
Mar 6, 2012 at 5:53 PM UTC
Positive Attitude
The funny thing about life is You try and try to be a good person A good neighbor In a good mood With only good things to say But then life intervenes With the landlord screaming About uncollected bills That shouldn’t exist in the first place Of bosses ranting That you’re lucky to be working for them When they’re running the company into the ground And your only compensation is a poor paycheck That you take home to your family So that you can afford to stay under your roof For another day longer And put some food on the table For another night longer And let’s not forget about the conservatives Screaming at the top of their lungs That we’ve lost our way And that only they can save us By bringing us back to how it used to be News flash grenade explosion **We are the way we are Because we were the way we were For far too long** And then the conservatives parading Their hidden agendas like they’re liberals Pay more taxes than the government is worth A system that’s failing to support it’s own weight Should have it’s leg kicked out from beneath it To quicken the fall and rise of sovereignty Every day is a new day And it’s how you deal with the obstacles Placed in front of you that matters But the matter of banging your head On the brick wall Trying to placate the niceties that we were Brought up to hold so dear to our hearts Gets out of control I’ll grab the sledgehammer And bash the wall down I’ll walk around the wall And find my own path The one least occupied By the masses
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Quietly... a new future races past my attention. As thin as, a liberals funding chased by an old and toothless past. Slipping changes by... in bite sized pieces now so regularly that some pass ... barely tasted.... almost inhaled. Tides of modern history are beating rhythmically on ugly worn out barriers affecting all, both near and far As bright and untouchable as the new moon. The looming certainty of... what now seems inevitable. Lingers... not quite accepting it's progression and now is both... dragging it's feet... and clumsily rushing over what's left of ancient weights... that lay so heavy... so long....' Equality and Justice are hummed to and called forth... to not simply usher in a few changes... but navigate the floodgates of what our world now dare to dream of... The last of the Boomer's are having their say and the idealistic. psychedelic, poets and builders dream through a "stoney" mist and contemplate next season's crops and the affect they may have on moral turpitude. Finally.
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Jun 15, 2014
Jun 15, 2014 at 9:38 PM UTC
Next Season's Crops
we are young gods, daughters and sons of a generation who gave up on love a universe ago, but we do our best to experience it- we sell it in bottles of pop culture and rabid obsessions; turn it into a conglomeration that profiteers on excess, a chaos of depression, anxiety, dark self-depreciating wit- and become artists who lament on first-world tragedies. we are young gods, we scoff at religion and we bathe in unholiness, sin is the new in, black is your best act, and we love it; we wear our indifference like an armour, because we fear what we'll see if we're allowed to understand our emotions and display our vulnerability. we are young gods, happy ever after is a joke and true love even more so, we inhale criticism and exhale cynicism, because the titans before us acknowledge that the world is cruel but we embrace it- we drape ourselves in abject and misery, stitch and mould uncaring faces onto our flesh that gaze upon the heartbroken jagged shards of ourselves, bleeding guts and glory embedded all over the cement patch wood floors, amongst the whisky and wine. we are the young gods; a mass of degenerates with our entitlement and liberals, a numbing, sweet hollow feeling that we substitute for the lack of love and care that we've grown used to; a realism that carves like a knife at tender ages and we wear our sadness like a charm- aesthetics to be envied; we're self-destructive, faithless, pointless, burning in our question for the meaning of existence and the only religion we'll ever bow down to is ourselves.
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Feb 7, 2018
Feb 7, 2018 at 5:13 AM UTC
we are young gods
we are young gods, daughters and sons of a generation who gave up on love a universe ago, but we do our best to experience it- we sell it in bottles of pop culture and rabid obsessions; turn it into a conglomeration that profiteers on excess, a chaos of depression, anxiety, dark self-depreciating wit- and become artists who lament on first-world tragedies. we are young gods, we scoff at religion and we bathe in unholiness, sin is the new in, black is your best act, and we love it; we wear our indifference like an armour, because we fear what we'll see if we're allowed to understand our emotions and display our vulnerability. we are young gods, happy ever after is a joke and true love even more so, we inhale criticism and exhale cynicism, because the titans before us acknowledge that the world is cruel but we embrace it- we drape ourselves in abject and misery, stitch and mould uncaring faces onto our flesh that gaze upon the heartbroken jagged shards of ourselves, bleeding guts and glory embedded all over the cement patch wood floors, amongst the whisky and wine. we are the young gods; a mass of degenerates with our entitlement and liberals, a numbing, sweet hollow feeling that we substitute for the lack of love and care that we've grown used to; a realism that carves like a knife at tender ages and we wear our sadness like a charm- aesthetics to be envied; we're self-destructive, faithless, pointless, burning in our question for the meaning of existence and the only religion we'll ever bow down to is ourselves.
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*i've become as lazy as composers when writing titles, example of tautology is as lazy as beethoven's ninth symphony... yeah, grand... but what a dull title!* so i was reading this article about bim adewunmi about the singer laura mvula... and you know how it goes... leftist liberals tend to write tautological spaghetti, likened to bim's example: 'short-haired, dark-skinned black girl', bim, we get it... could have said rancid cinnamon for all i care... tautology is a logic of adding more salt than the salt required so it doesn't taste too salty when it does... i could also proof-read other journalists... restaurant critics are the best laughs, esp. when reshuffled like a ****** cabinet of the labour party to the opinion columns... then it's not called opinions section but table talk... a bit like saying: do i woo the sea back into this oyster before i gulp-down-the-hatch-it? well what do you expect, free democracy and subsequently free journalism has a judas kiss / brutus stab at everything, why not laugh at it as a useless get up in the morning read a newspaper be pulverised by stories from kingdoms far far away and opinions of people who'd send ******** dubbed soldiers off to the slaughter fields of Flanders so they can keep erectile egos ready for a salary readied... journalists always divert the heat & fire to the politicians... while journalists get away with satirising themselves, and i dare say, they are the clumsiest satirists of themselves, the most wonky ready to dismantle itself noumenons in existence. - journalist: huh? - the public - (elvis') aha uh um (frolicking without the stiff upper lip).
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Feb 14, 2016
Feb 14, 2016 at 7:50 AM UTC
example of tautology
*i've become as lazy as composers when writing titles, example of tautology is as lazy as beethoven's ninth symphony... yeah, grand... but what a dull title!* so i was reading this article about bim adewunmi about the singer laura mvula... and you know how it goes... leftist liberals tend to write tautological spaghetti, likened to bim's example: 'short-haired, dark-skinned black girl', bim, we get it... could have said rancid cinnamon for all i care... tautology is a logic of adding more salt than the salt required so it doesn't taste too salty when it does... i could also proof-read other journalists... restaurant critics are the best laughs, esp. when reshuffled like a ****** cabinet of the labour party to the opinion columns... then it's not called opinions section but table talk... a bit like saying: do i woo the sea back into this oyster before i gulp-down-the-hatch-it? well what do you expect, free democracy and subsequently free journalism has a judas kiss / brutus stab at everything, why not laugh at it as a useless get up in the morning read a newspaper be pulverised by stories from kingdoms far far away and opinions of people who'd send ******** dubbed soldiers off to the slaughter fields of Flanders so they can keep erectile egos ready for a salary readied... journalists always divert the heat & fire to the politicians... while journalists get away with satirising themselves, and i dare say, they are the clumsiest satirists of themselves, the most wonky ready to dismantle itself noumenons in existence. - journalist: huh? - the public - (elvis') aha uh um (frolicking without the stiff upper lip).
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Life is good, fighting the good fight. A bunch of beers with the boys, and Standing up for what is truly right. It’s what we do on Saturday night. Kicking the **** out of blacks, Jews, Mexicans, Asians and **** And any not quite right whites, Chanting three letters, waving flags. It’s the American way. No matter what liberals say, It’s the only true way, Be a conservative today! Make a public stand Show them where you live. Hate anybody who is not A red-blooded conservative! The ***** liberals are coming To take our jobs and weapons. But, we are not going to let them. They must think we’re all women. We are real men, good and true And we know what we have to do. We believe in the red white and blue And the sissified can all just go ***** It’s the American way. No matter what liberals say, It’s the only true way, Be a conservative today! Make a public stand Show them where you live. Hate anybody who is not A red-blooded conservative! We believe in God, and Jesus Christ And anyone who does not isn’t nice. If this describes you, take some advice Go live somewhere else and eat rice. Because this is a God-fearing land And if you can’t quite understand Or you have something else planned You will feel the back of our hand. It’s the American way. No matter what liberals say, It’s the only true way, Be a conservative today! Make a public stand Show them where you live. Hate anybody who is not A red-blooded conservative!
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Sep 29, 2015
Sep 29, 2015 at 3:06 AM UTC
CONSERVATIVE CHANT
You claim you are an activist, but I'm sure you've not done a ******* thing. Whining on the internet is a new old fashioned fling. "I oppose the government and the freedom it tries to take!" While you're drinking decaf lattes and you claim there will be cake. #Iamafakehipsterdouchefag Oh go **** yourself. I cannot take you seriously, you god **** fakes and frauds. You exist for mere attention and the undeserved applause. I will not take a side and my mind will remain free. To the past. To the present. And to the future, it shall be. To the liberals crying "IGNORANCE"! And the conservatives crying "OPPRESSION"! I will not be a part of your self full-filling subjection. So take that mask off and give us a "true" confession.
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Jan 28, 2013
Jan 28, 2013 at 9:58 AM UTC
You Think You Are Anoymous? Well I Think Your Mask Is Stupid