Lezzies poems on Hello Poetry

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 Sep 2024

What are you feeding these lezzies?! They're absolutely nutty! Horse
bile & chipmunk tongue! Is that what's got them so riled up?!
Maybe. Let me adjust their urinary bladder regulators.
If things don't change around here for the better, I'm
going to shut down this project and **** everyone!

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 Sep 2024

CRAZY LEZZIES!

What are you feeding these lezzies?! They're absolutely nutty!
Horse bile & chipmunk tongue! Is that what's got them
so riled up?! Maybe. Let me adjust their urinary
bladder regulators. If things don't change
around here for the better, I'm going to
shut down this project
and **** everyone!

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 Dec 2024

CRAZY LEZZIES!

What are you feeding these lezzies?! They're absolutely nutty! Horse
bile & chipmunk tongue! Is that what's got them so riled up?!
Maybe. Let me adjust their urinary bladder regulators.
If things don't change around here for the better, I'm
going to shut down this project and **** everyone!

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 Dec 2024

CRAZY LEZZIES!

What are you feeding these lezzies?! They're absolutely nutty! Horse
bile & chipmunk tongue! Is that what's got them so riled up?!
Maybe. Let me adjust their urinary bladder regulators.
If things don't change around here for the better, I'm
going to shut down this project and **** everyone!

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 Feb 12

ALL EX-LEZZIES FEAR ELTON JOHN!

What happened?! An ex-lesbian tried to **** me! You better call the
Elton John hot line! Why?! Because when I was being ganged
up on by ex-lesbians, I reached out to Elton John and he
had all the ex-lesbians killed for me. You know, I've
always admired him for killing ex-lesbians for
free. Yes, he's passionate about that.

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 Dec 2024

(Tony's mom)

TOBY AND THE EX-REAR-ENDERS sang their hearts out to please the Forum of Ex-Lesbians in Scranton. "Mommy! can we see the ex-lezzies tomorrow?!" Little Tony asked desperately. "No! I'm through with ex-lesbians!" Carol (Tony's mom) said callously, like a woman whose heart was shattered by an ex-lesbian lover from college many years ago.

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 Oct 2024

I WAS BUSHWHACKED

BY FIVE **** EX-LESBIANS on my way to church. I was minding my business, not shooting at Mexicans with a pellet gun when (like a biker who appeared out of nowhere) 5 women (who love men now but didn't love them before) attacked me with bags of torn *******. I fell to the ground stunned. It was terrifying and I'm forever traumatized and distrustful of ex-lezzies a lot.

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