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"jokingly" poems
She may be ****** And she may check my fingers- Slam her hard metal pole down on them- Each time we practice lacrosse. And she may roll her eyes At Me. But I don't hate her. I feel sorry for her. Because I think I'm the only one Who pays attention Through the laughter and fun That He touches her. And she makes a joke out of it So her minions snap out of their dazed state and Chuckle a little bit. But his crawling fingers are greedy And her words are scarce. All of the brain-dead minions Laugh when she jokingly screams, **** Except me.
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May 8, 2013
May 8, 2013 at 10:13 PM UTC
And She May Be ******
i want to get to know you. i remember thinking that when i first met you. i wanted to get to know everything about you. what you look like in the morning, what you look like at night, what your hair is like if you jokingly put it up in a towel, what your family is like, what words you use a lot. what your favorite scent of febreeze is, what color you describe the sky as, what you think of when you see something beautiful. what your favorite creamer is to put into your coffee or if you even like coffee, what you look like at 2am when you're feeling alone. how you speak when you are angry in comparison to when you are sad (so i will never get the two mixed up), what you want as a tattoo, what you believe in. i wanted to know everything that i could fall in love with. and i learned that there is no one else i would rather know, than you. because absolutely everything about you is intriguing, from what you look like in the morning to what you dare to believe in.
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Jun 18, 2014
Jun 18, 2014 at 2:03 AM UTC
know you
I went to church today I don't know what I was trying to find Hopes? Dreams? A figure to follow and some worthy morals? I wanted advice, I wanted to feel alive I left there with these words resonating in my head "Homosexuality and suicide are abominable" a short phrase that sums the fancy and elaborated speech of the preacher Only the sinful suffer, and I guess that's why I am troubled. I've thought of suicide jokingly and seductively more times that I could possibly count I have kissed girls and I am openly attracted to them I am not afraid of saying it and with respect, showing it. According to the bible; Lesbians and gays was a punishment for not obeying God Suicide is a way of controlling your faith And the only one that has power over you is the Lord. God gives you what he thinks you deserve He knows you since before you where born and because of that he is more responsible of yourself than yourself itself. Your brains are too small how dare you to contradict the all powerful one with such disturbing thoughts? He created all and everything, all and nothing He knows what he is doing, and in no way you can try to question him I felt more small and insignificant than ever, How did a invisible figure matter more than my logical arguments? Can't I decide what I want? Isn't it my body and my emotions the one in play? There's other 8 billion people and you try to guilt trip me because I want to end it all? Sinners will suffer only the prayer can save you, you can't save yourself, God will save you. Isn't it better to try to put myself together? Wouldn't I be learning more with that experience? Instead of repeating words of prayers, shouldn't It try to save myself or solve the problems? How dare you to contradict the all powerful one with such disturbing thoughts! If God chooses to give you what he believes is right Then why am I the one in so much pain? Why good things doesn't happen to good people and to the bad ones bad things? Is it because the bad ones will always pray? I went to church today I tried to find support, I wanted to confess "Hey, I want to **** myself" I thought that well... If so many people could feel happy by worshiping I didn't loose anything by trying I instead ended up gaining: guilt, trouble, and a feeling that I will burn in hell
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May 22, 2013
May 22, 2013 at 2:31 AM UTC
I went to church today
I went to church today I don't know what I was trying to find Hopes? Dreams? A figure to follow and some worthy morals? I wanted advice, I wanted to feel alive I left there with these words resonating in my head "Homosexuality and suicide are abominable" a short phrase that sums the fancy and elaborated speech of the preacher Only the sinful suffer, and I guess that's why I am troubled. I've thought of suicide jokingly and seductively more times that I could possibly count I have kissed girls and I am openly attracted to them I am not afraid of saying it and with respect, showing it. According to the bible; Lesbians and gays was a punishment for not obeying God Suicide is a way of controlling your faith And the only one that has power over you is the Lord. God gives you what he thinks you deserve He knows you since before you where born and because of that he is more responsible of yourself than yourself itself. Your brains are too small how dare you to contradict the all powerful one with such disturbing thoughts? He created all and everything, all and nothing He knows what he is doing, and in no way you can try to question him I felt more small and insignificant than ever, How did a invisible figure matter more than my logical arguments? Can't I decide what I want? Isn't it my body and my emotions the one in play? There's other 8 billion people and you try to guilt trip me because I want to end it all? Sinners will suffer only the prayer can save you, you can't save yourself, God will save you. Isn't it better to try to put myself together? Wouldn't I be learning more with that experience? Instead of repeating words of prayers, shouldn't It try to save myself or solve the problems? How dare you to contradict the all powerful one with such disturbing thoughts! If God chooses to give you what he believes is right Then why am I the one in so much pain? Why good things doesn't happen to good people and to the bad ones bad things? Is it because the bad ones will always pray? I went to church today I tried to find support, I wanted to confess "Hey, I want to **** myself" I thought that well... If so many people could feel happy by worshiping I didn't loose anything by trying I instead ended up gaining: guilt, trouble, and a feeling that I will burn in hell
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His: My palms were sweaty and heavy, but perhaps the heaviest thing about them were the two concert tickets I was gripping tightly in my left hand. Hers: His smile was like a bonfire; warm and you always wanted to bring your body closer just to feel more of that warmth. His palms were also sweaty. Some of my friends say it was gross, but I will always remember it as one of the most charming things about him. His: I picked her up around 7. Met her parents and said we'd be home by midnight. Her father likes the Cardinals. I'm a Cubs fan. Yeah... Hers: My father is a Cardinals fan, and he was a Cubs fan. But, what I didn't tell him, was that my mother was a Cubs fan too. My father won't say it, but he approved of him instantly. Mom, if you can hear me up there, thank you. His: Her father scared the living daylights out of me. We came back at 12:06, and her father says "You're six minutes late young man! That's it! You're not allowed to..." and as my heart is sinking he says "I'm just kidding bud. Thanks for getting her home safe." She still won't let me live that down. Hers: He was so sweet to my parents, even after dad tried to scare him out of his wits, he said, "Sir, with all do respect that may have just been the most mortifying moment of my life." I walked him out, still teasing him. With this sassy looking face and a furrowed brow he kissed me goodnight and said "I only got scared because we've only just begun." I think that's when I fell in love with him. His: Good God I must have looked like a ***** I ask her jokingly every now and again "When did you fall in love with me?" All she does is chuckle and say "When dad scared the hell out of you." I think what scares me more now, is that I know there's a part of her that's serious, and I like that. I don't really understand why, I just do. Hers: I couldn't wait to see him again. I asked mom and dad what they thought of him and mom said "He's a keeper." Dad said "He reminds me of your mother; Clumsy, easy to tease, but you can't help but love the kid." Mom punched him on the shoulder and then gave dad a kiss. They both agreed and said "We'll allow it." I was so happy to hear that.
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Aug 16, 2014
Aug 16, 2014 at 10:23 PM UTC
His and Hers: First Date
His: My palms were sweaty and heavy, but perhaps the heaviest thing about them were the two concert tickets I was gripping tightly in my left hand. Hers: His smile was like a bonfire; warm and you always wanted to bring your body closer just to feel more of that warmth. His palms were also sweaty. Some of my friends say it was gross, but I will always remember it as one of the most charming things about him. His: I picked her up around 7. Met her parents and said we'd be home by midnight. Her father likes the Cardinals. I'm a Cubs fan. Yeah... Hers: My father is a Cardinals fan, and he was a Cubs fan. But, what I didn't tell him, was that my mother was a Cubs fan too. My father won't say it, but he approved of him instantly. Mom, if you can hear me up there, thank you. His: Her father scared the living daylights out of me. We came back at 12:06, and her father says "You're six minutes late young man! That's it! You're not allowed to..." and as my heart is sinking he says "I'm just kidding bud. Thanks for getting her home safe." She still won't let me live that down. Hers: He was so sweet to my parents, even after dad tried to scare him out of his wits, he said, "Sir, with all do respect that may have just been the most mortifying moment of my life." I walked him out, still teasing him. With this sassy looking face and a furrowed brow he kissed me goodnight and said "I only got scared because we've only just begun." I think that's when I fell in love with him. His: Good God I must have looked like a ***** I ask her jokingly every now and again "When did you fall in love with me?" All she does is chuckle and say "When dad scared the hell out of you." I think what scares me more now, is that I know there's a part of her that's serious, and I like that. I don't really understand why, I just do. Hers: I couldn't wait to see him again. I asked mom and dad what they thought of him and mom said "He's a keeper." Dad said "He reminds me of your mother; Clumsy, easy to tease, but you can't help but love the kid." Mom punched him on the shoulder and then gave dad a kiss. They both agreed and said "We'll allow it." I was so happy to hear that.
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It was a rainy night. He took out his umbrella, opened it, and it soon engulfed the both of us. "Hey, you're getting wet," he said. He pulled me closer to him, his arms like the umbrella protecting me, protecting us from the drizzle. I snapped out of my daydream to find him weirdly staring at me, and asked him, "What, do I have something on my face?" "No, it's just... why are you staring into space?" Our footsteps made little splashes, puddles reflected a thousand images of us. These pictures from nature will not last for a lifetime but the rain was our witness, as if the skies were crying at a matrimonial ceremony. I took a step away from him to let the memory of him soak in me. He stands there in the rain innocently, with umbrella in hand, waiting for me to respond. Breathing out, I told him: "Ask me what I think of you right now." "Wait, what? Are we going to play a game?" That usual what-is-going-on look still stupidly plastered on his angelic face. "Well, what do you think of me right now, then?" I didn't hesitate and the first word that automatically left my lips were 'umbrella'. "Umbrella? Do I look that thin to you, really?" He said dryly as he gave me an uninspired look. He shook his head in disbelief and pouted. "And I thought you'd relate me at least to the rain." "Umbrella: definition for a protecting force or influence," I told him as I stood in place. I side-glanced at him to find a spark lighted up in his eyes as his shoulders loosened. "You're my umbrella because I need you in rainy days and sunny ones. Literally because of your stature to block the sun or cover me when it rains," I laughed. "And it's not because you're thin like one, silly. But how you comfortingly stretch out your arms to me when it's a bad day for me. How you guard me from others' icy remarks. It feels like a need to have you around wherever I go." He cleared his throat jokingly and added, "Might I say I also take you high like Mary Poppins' umbrella." He burst out laughing as I glared at him for his poorly done innuendo. But right there and then as I rolled my eyes at him, he dropped the umbrella, grabbed me by my waist and kissed me as light as the raindrops kissing our skin. He broke off after a while and said, "Getting wet, are we?" Before I could claw at him for his second pun, he released me as I chased him down, not caring if I would get a fever later. But sometimes I just wonder how did I come to like, fall in love, and love him-- basically feel every emotion with him. In all truth, he wasn't just my umbrella, but also my home whom I'll always return to at the end of all my days. Umbrella or home, he is my shelter.
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Mar 27, 2016
Mar 27, 2016 at 7:46 AM UTC
shelter
It was a rainy night. He took out his umbrella, opened it, and it soon engulfed the both of us. "Hey, you're getting wet," he said. He pulled me closer to him, his arms like the umbrella protecting me, protecting us from the drizzle. I snapped out of my daydream to find him weirdly staring at me, and asked him, "What, do I have something on my face?" "No, it's just... why are you staring into space?" Our footsteps made little splashes, puddles reflected a thousand images of us. These pictures from nature will not last for a lifetime but the rain was our witness, as if the skies were crying at a matrimonial ceremony. I took a step away from him to let the memory of him soak in me. He stands there in the rain innocently, with umbrella in hand, waiting for me to respond. Breathing out, I told him: "Ask me what I think of you right now." "Wait, what? Are we going to play a game?" That usual what-is-going-on look still stupidly plastered on his angelic face. "Well, what do you think of me right now, then?" I didn't hesitate and the first word that automatically left my lips were 'umbrella'. "Umbrella? Do I look that thin to you, really?" He said dryly as he gave me an uninspired look. He shook his head in disbelief and pouted. "And I thought you'd relate me at least to the rain." "Umbrella: definition for a protecting force or influence," I told him as I stood in place. I side-glanced at him to find a spark lighted up in his eyes as his shoulders loosened. "You're my umbrella because I need you in rainy days and sunny ones. Literally because of your stature to block the sun or cover me when it rains," I laughed. "And it's not because you're thin like one, silly. But how you comfortingly stretch out your arms to me when it's a bad day for me. How you guard me from others' icy remarks. It feels like a need to have you around wherever I go." He cleared his throat jokingly and added, "Might I say I also take you high like Mary Poppins' umbrella." He burst out laughing as I glared at him for his poorly done innuendo. But right there and then as I rolled my eyes at him, he dropped the umbrella, grabbed me by my waist and kissed me as light as the raindrops kissing our skin. He broke off after a while and said, "Getting wet, are we?" Before I could claw at him for his second pun, he released me as I chased him down, not caring if I would get a fever later. But sometimes I just wonder how did I come to like, fall in love, and love him-- basically feel every emotion with him. In all truth, he wasn't just my umbrella, but also my home whom I'll always return to at the end of all my days. Umbrella or home, he is my shelter.
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Here, now, summer is synonymous with loneliness, Scorching heat with empty houses and empty driveways. In a few hours, your room with a future lost Out of my own free will, And the beach we used to frequent will be synonymous with the ghosts of hope and a lover scorned. I called my uncle today and I almost cried. His voice is synonymous with love unconditional and pure, As he half-jokingly admits that he loves me more than my siblings Because When I was young and sat on his shoulders and drooled on his hair, I was synonymous with daughter years before he had his own. As I text my friends, snort at their jokes and cringe at their mistakes, I wonder What am I synonymous with?
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Jul 19, 2018
Jul 19, 2018 at 1:42 PM UTC
Synonyms
Call me a million things But never refer to me as a ***** My friends say it jokingly But from you it's offensive. I don't care if you're playing around. The word ***** should never escape your lips. Not when speaking of me. I do so much for you... I am not your ***** I will never be your ***** Don't refer to me as a ***** You catching my drift? Cause baby as soon as the word leaks through those lips I kiss on a daily... It'll be over faster then you can say I'm sorry baby.
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Apr 23, 2014
Apr 23, 2014 at 11:17 AM UTC
Don't Let The Word Escape Those Lips Of Yours
My kryptonite? That's a good question. I'm no superhero, no, my limbs too fragile for any crime fighting, any dark lighting of the night, I can't be a Batgirl. But everyone still has a kryptonite. I jokingly tell people ice cream, or inappropriate musicals, or turtles, or writing. Writing is a good one. I will do a lot for the sake of the written word. But that's not what truly gets to me, what breaks me down every time. Change and love. Changing love. It begins as perfection, as bliss on a stick, like a Firecracker Popsicle, delicious until you get to the part you don't like, or, when you get to the end. All you have left is this disgusting flavor in your mouth or the taste of bark, and neither is pleasant. Everything ends. That's what kills me. That is my kryptonite. Endings. In so many facets, this thing kills me. They are my favorite part of every story, but my least favorite part of my life. They are what I spend the most time constructing in a paper, but they are the thing I avoid the most in reality. I have been taught, in my life, that everyone will leave. There's abandonment sewn into my heart that I'm not sure can ever be erased because, unfortunately for me, its always been true. Almost everyone has left me, and I can't help but assume the rest will leave too, until I am alone. That's what I love about writing. When you write, there's characters, a new world, a new life. You're never alone, and you're never yourself. When you despise who you are so much, its a dream to try on a different coat and live another life, even if its for only a few minutes. Another flaw of mine; getting off track. We began on kryptonite, and then I turned it into a tale about the wonders of writing. Typical Grace, distracted about words. Words, words, words, but are they real? They're real to me, so I guess that's all that matters. I guess it all circles back to my original kryptonite. Love. I love too much and get hurt too easily. Its the struggle of my disorder and the folly of my far too large heart, far too large for my little body. Sometimes I wonder if my entire body is one larger, misshapen heart ***** I fully realize the heart is not where emotion comes from, but I'm certainly not all brain. Heart is the only ***** that makes sense. so strong, so vital, but so breakable. Maybe that's why they call it falling in love, because even Superman can't fly away from it. Its kryptonite.
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Dec 7, 2014
Dec 7, 2014 at 3:59 PM UTC
Kryptonite
My kryptonite? That's a good question. I'm no superhero, no, my limbs too fragile for any crime fighting, any dark lighting of the night, I can't be a Batgirl. But everyone still has a kryptonite. I jokingly tell people ice cream, or inappropriate musicals, or turtles, or writing. Writing is a good one. I will do a lot for the sake of the written word. But that's not what truly gets to me, what breaks me down every time. Change and love. Changing love. It begins as perfection, as bliss on a stick, like a Firecracker Popsicle, delicious until you get to the part you don't like, or, when you get to the end. All you have left is this disgusting flavor in your mouth or the taste of bark, and neither is pleasant. Everything ends. That's what kills me. That is my kryptonite. Endings. In so many facets, this thing kills me. They are my favorite part of every story, but my least favorite part of my life. They are what I spend the most time constructing in a paper, but they are the thing I avoid the most in reality. I have been taught, in my life, that everyone will leave. There's abandonment sewn into my heart that I'm not sure can ever be erased because, unfortunately for me, its always been true. Almost everyone has left me, and I can't help but assume the rest will leave too, until I am alone. That's what I love about writing. When you write, there's characters, a new world, a new life. You're never alone, and you're never yourself. When you despise who you are so much, its a dream to try on a different coat and live another life, even if its for only a few minutes. Another flaw of mine; getting off track. We began on kryptonite, and then I turned it into a tale about the wonders of writing. Typical Grace, distracted about words. Words, words, words, but are they real? They're real to me, so I guess that's all that matters. I guess it all circles back to my original kryptonite. Love. I love too much and get hurt too easily. Its the struggle of my disorder and the folly of my far too large heart, far too large for my little body. Sometimes I wonder if my entire body is one larger, misshapen heart ***** I fully realize the heart is not where emotion comes from, but I'm certainly not all brain. Heart is the only ***** that makes sense. so strong, so vital, but so breakable. Maybe that's why they call it falling in love, because even Superman can't fly away from it. Its kryptonite.
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I thought of you, when you thought of me. I deleted all our memories off my phone. The ones where we're smiling, As if in a few short months, We didn't know we'd be nothing to each other, You gave me a quiet hey, I gave you a simple nod, We asked about each other's lifes, I found that quite odd, Because it feels like just yesterday, You knew me better than myself, But you told me about your new job, 1500 a night, Taking your clothes off for girls, As if that was right, I asked jokingly if you charged extra for the guys, You nodded without missing a beat, I felt chocked up inside, I just grinned and said I remember when I got all of that for free.
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Jan 8, 2015
Jan 8, 2015 at 10:46 PM UTC
Untitled
We were laughing and smiling and joking around I saw something snap like a twig in your mind I thought you were kidding when you called me a ***** so I jokingly told you to go **** yourself before i could move your fist collided with my temple my face hit the dresser before i hit the floor I screamed what the **** is wrong with you and you landed another punch this time to my lip making crimson flow from two places my eyebrow and my lip a bruise formed around my eye as i started to cry i should of left then before you started begged for forgiveness
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Jan 31, 2016
Jan 31, 2016 at 1:01 AM UTC
The first time you hit me
Revving up the engine of the gleaming funky machine before zooming around, gave her such an Adrenalin high, nonperil. The constant ****** no guy ever could promise, this act gives her. She is pleased for that moment, gets ready for the ****** rigmarole, the very next second. She gets jealous of her own story, ever heard of that? On the race course and the spread bed alike her ebullience creates tsunami waves,broke long standing records. When you run fast enough there comes a moment,when there is no record left to break! and the beds, you guessed right, all are broken, made redundant. And then the inevitable happens, she smells leaking gas, panics, freezes on the track, shuddering, switches off quickly the engine of her dream machine,her heartbeat, makes the final escape,spontaneously, without delay, decides to renounce worldly pleasures altogether, up to the Himalayas goes by foot, seeking that thing which in life she missed all along, Finds silver light's play on ice caps, and realize this: she was walking through a dark, dark  tunnel , of self-deception,"Affluenza" was indeed her affliction. The Himalayan snow cap, loomed large as an attraction, in her dreams once, now seemed less formidable, at arm's length, "What a Guru,who looked timelessly ancient, jokingly predicted  once, comes true here"she muses. Her trek upwards resumes with a vengeance.
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Mar 6, 2016
Mar 6, 2016 at 6:08 AM UTC
Himalayan snow white
Dear my lovely soon to be, you were sitting at the cafe when I saw you. sitting in the corner, with your music playing. keeping quietly to yourself, thinking. I did not mean to stare, but what can I say, you caught my eye. an elderly couple walked in, the bells chimed, their time telling aged hands intertwined. it made me smile. knowing that love can last. He ordered his coffee black, no sugar. She ordered her tea, milk, two sugars. He nudged Her jokingly and said, " Don't worry sweetie, I got it this time." as if He had not paid for Her every other time throughout their long life together. they searched the small eatery only to find that all seats were taken. at that moment you looked up , and without thought, gathered your things. you directed the couple to where you were sitting, told them it was rightfully theirs. He shook your hand as if you were old friends. you turned to walk away, and met my smiling eyes, along with my now rosy blushed face. not knowing what to do I turned away thinking how I could let you catch me staring. looking up hoping you were gone, but secretly wishing you stayed, there you were, unexpectedly. you smiled, sat down, reached across the table took my hand, and said, " Hello, I'm Brian. I couldn't help but notice you looking, but don't worry, I only noticed because I was looking, too." With all the love in my heart, yours now and forever..
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Nov 20, 2011
Nov 20, 2011 at 2:13 AM UTC
coffeeshop.
You Smiled At Me, Blue-Grey Eyes Crossing, You Know How To Make Me Smile "I Love You," You Said Jokingly, "I Love You Too," I Said Sarcastically, Oh, How Serious I Was
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May 9, 2013
May 9, 2013 at 9:50 PM UTC
Puppy Love
They taught me to swim the same way they taught me to ride a bike. lets see what happens when we push her down a hill, will she balance or bite through her lip? They locked me in the closet, a suitcase, the trunk of our Toyota Corolla and a cardboard box all because I fit ;) I walked through her room while she studied for her Calculus Final because it was the only way to get to my room (over and over for attention). They held me down 3 at a time to play piano on my tummy while I shreked for pure joy and fun. He gave me a boxing name on our trampoline and let me win. I ate his chocolate in her bed. They thought I was a cat licking itself under the covers. When he came off the streets he gave me video games, Spyro, Pokemon, Zelda, and Sonic At first I didn't know we were related. She chased me and my best friend around the house Screaming      Squeeze my buns of steal baby      he never came back. They held me upstairs while things flew and crashed downstairs forever breaking the lemon squeezer. I cried and he held me, my first memory of him being nice. She had me live with her 5 days a week 6 years because our parents didn't want to deal, even though she was bulimic. She took care of me but in truth I kept her alive. They were my first memory, they were there for me, when I was little they were my parents. I jokingly tell people that all my good traits were learned from them. When they left there was no one left to protect me. All alone, too young to understand them being gone was what made me sad. I was used to having 8 parents and now I have the two that actually gave birth to me. Haha I say you only have 2. I gave up on them long ago, why would I pick 2 when I have 8? Forever the 8 of us.
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Apr 5, 2014
Apr 5, 2014 at 12:37 AM UTC
The 8 Of Us
They taught me to swim the same way they taught me to ride a bike. lets see what happens when we push her down a hill, will she balance or bite through her lip? They locked me in the closet, a suitcase, the trunk of our Toyota Corolla and a cardboard box all because I fit ;) I walked through her room while she studied for her Calculus Final because it was the only way to get to my room (over and over for attention). They held me down 3 at a time to play piano on my tummy while I shreked for pure joy and fun. He gave me a boxing name on our trampoline and let me win. I ate his chocolate in her bed. They thought I was a cat licking itself under the covers. When he came off the streets he gave me video games, Spyro, Pokemon, Zelda, and Sonic At first I didn't know we were related. She chased me and my best friend around the house Screaming      Squeeze my buns of steal baby      he never came back. They held me upstairs while things flew and crashed downstairs forever breaking the lemon squeezer. I cried and he held me, my first memory of him being nice. She had me live with her 5 days a week 6 years because our parents didn't want to deal, even though she was bulimic. She took care of me but in truth I kept her alive. They were my first memory, they were there for me, when I was little they were my parents. I jokingly tell people that all my good traits were learned from them. When they left there was no one left to protect me. All alone, too young to understand them being gone was what made me sad. I was used to having 8 parents and now I have the two that actually gave birth to me. Haha I say you only have 2. I gave up on them long ago, why would I pick 2 when I have 8? Forever the 8 of us.
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The hp deathstar had all but sqaushed are rebellion. And the pub falcon was being looked for parked in front of everycyber bar across the net so it really ****** cause capt Gonzo was really thirsty. We had taken refuge on endor for awhile untill thoose fury bastards got pissed over a simple misunderstanding they sure were some horney little teddy bears . In thinking over were to hide there was mention of eurainus to which I replied. Get your mind outta the gutter man. you just said eurainus. Cp bathsebo and R2 Swanson said s0mething to which I jokingly replied hush the men are talking once wasnt to smart. Ever been kick to the grown by a steel high heel shoe hopefully the numbness will wear off. Master golden had taught me much but that was many drinks ago. How am i supposed to remember that far back yesterday was a blur. So **** it lets kick his *** already jack skyhorner said. Darth Elliot was mighty the battle was hell. I would have joined in but someone had to rob the liqour cabinet besides Honzo Gonzo a bit of a hangover. As the stormtroppers aproached screamed like a 13 year old girl and ran to fire up the pub falcon. As the others said what about jack I said im sorry but he's gone it was brutle i took out as many as could. But Jack would want us to move on. Just then Jack appeared and said nice scream gonz. We blasted across the gallaxy with no direction cause ya know how guys are about asking for directions. Fully stocked and and reloaded so to speak. Drath Elliot was amighty foe. But no match for the outcast girly screaming Capt Gonzo
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Mar 23, 2010
Mar 23, 2010 at 1:45 PM UTC
Gonzo Wars
The hp deathstar had all but sqaushed are rebellion. And the pub falcon was being looked for parked in front of everycyber bar across the net so it really ****** cause capt Gonzo was really thirsty. We had taken refuge on endor for awhile untill thoose fury bastards got pissed over a simple misunderstanding they sure were some horney little teddy bears . In thinking over were to hide there was mention of eurainus to which I replied. Get your mind outta the gutter man. you just said eurainus. Cp bathsebo and R2 Swanson said s0mething to which I jokingly replied hush the men are talking once wasnt to smart. Ever been kick to the grown by a steel high heel shoe hopefully the numbness will wear off. Master golden had taught me much but that was many drinks ago. How am i supposed to remember that far back yesterday was a blur. So **** it lets kick his *** already jack skyhorner said. Darth Elliot was mighty the battle was hell. I would have joined in but someone had to rob the liqour cabinet besides Honzo Gonzo a bit of a hangover. As the stormtroppers aproached screamed like a 13 year old girl and ran to fire up the pub falcon. As the others said what about jack I said im sorry but he's gone it was brutle i took out as many as could. But Jack would want us to move on. Just then Jack appeared and said nice scream gonz. We blasted across the gallaxy with no direction cause ya know how guys are about asking for directions. Fully stocked and and reloaded so to speak. Drath Elliot was amighty foe. But no match for the outcast girly screaming Capt Gonzo
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Ghetto child, dusty brown face, hopeless eyes, dandelion flower, piles of dirt surround him. He quickly runs across glittering pieces of glass that mimics the sound of ice crushing beneath his paper-thin soles. Sirens scream! Radios blare! No angels to be found, at least not here. Tall brick building, six stories high, so worn and torn from many loveless years. Baby doll, blond and white, tossed from the high rooftop late last night, cracked face, broken smile, she once brought solace to a lonely child, she now lies forgotten amid a maze of discarded trash. Drunken man leans against a blood-stained wall to support his failing body, brown papered-bagged bottle he clenches in his bandaged hand; he struggles to reach his lips to swallow its pain-killing contents. "How bout a date, sweetness?" He slurs to two young girls passing by, who carefully ignore his cry, but jokingly remark of his haggard condition as they quickly pace down the noisy garbage strewn street and he fades within the darkness of the heated night, without as much as a prayer to soothe his waning soul. In this neighborhood lost, at high human cost, in the heart of the thriving city......
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Feb 1, 2014
Feb 1, 2014 at 1:36 AM UTC
The Neighbor Hood
you told me - what did you tell me? so many things. you told me i was your best friend, which i am. you told me i'm pretty; you also told me i'm infuriating, annoying, obnoxious, and weird, all of which are true. you told me that i'm a good person, that i'm not stupid for crying when a girl in our class got cancer, that i'm smarter than i think. you told me so many things, and all of them exactly what i needed. jesus christ. you're my best friend. i know things about you that i shouldn't want to know about anyone, such as you fall asleep in the shower and certain words, like "indubitably", make you twitchy; you can't sleep unless something near you smells like old spice. seriously: so many things. i know your masturbatory habits, for god's sake! so it shouldn't make sense, this, rabid desire of mine, to know more, to know everything, to read you like a book, to know you like i don't know anyone, to absorb every fact of your existence like a sponge, to spend hours hearing your mind, to want everything of you, to share everything of me - it shouldn't make sense, and it doesn't. but i haven't forgotten the way, how, in the darkness and the clumsiness of a tiny space in the silence after the half-hissed teasing and the muffled laughter, you wrapped your arms around my waist to steady me, and kept them there, there in the dark, or how, sitting in the air of your basement, you held my feet in your lap, and jokingly gnawed at my toes when i teased you, or how you flick your fingers together like you do when you're thinking, making me fall so in like with your mind, or when - well. there are too many times, for me to remember. so it shouldn't make sense, you ******* badass specimen of best-friendship. and it doesn't. but i know, and you know, and everyone who knows us knows, that really, sort of, it does.
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Apr 10, 2012
Apr 10, 2012 at 6:57 PM UTC
i think i'm in love with my best friend and i'm really miffed about it
you told me - what did you tell me? so many things. you told me i was your best friend, which i am. you told me i'm pretty; you also told me i'm infuriating, annoying, obnoxious, and weird, all of which are true. you told me that i'm a good person, that i'm not stupid for crying when a girl in our class got cancer, that i'm smarter than i think. you told me so many things, and all of them exactly what i needed. jesus christ. you're my best friend. i know things about you that i shouldn't want to know about anyone, such as you fall asleep in the shower and certain words, like "indubitably", make you twitchy; you can't sleep unless something near you smells like old spice. seriously: so many things. i know your masturbatory habits, for god's sake! so it shouldn't make sense, this, rabid desire of mine, to know more, to know everything, to read you like a book, to know you like i don't know anyone, to absorb every fact of your existence like a sponge, to spend hours hearing your mind, to want everything of you, to share everything of me - it shouldn't make sense, and it doesn't. but i haven't forgotten the way, how, in the darkness and the clumsiness of a tiny space in the silence after the half-hissed teasing and the muffled laughter, you wrapped your arms around my waist to steady me, and kept them there, there in the dark, or how, sitting in the air of your basement, you held my feet in your lap, and jokingly gnawed at my toes when i teased you, or how you flick your fingers together like you do when you're thinking, making me fall so in like with your mind, or when - well. there are too many times, for me to remember. so it shouldn't make sense, you ******* badass specimen of best-friendship. and it doesn't. but i know, and you know, and everyone who knows us knows, that really, sort of, it does.
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He was born the year Babe hit 61, Baptized by the Great Depression, And confirmed in the South Pacific; They jokingly called him the Million Dollar Baby. No one knows why Because he was one of millions who did what Was right in a time when if they hadn't Our world could have gone wrong. And they expected not even a pat on the back for doing it. They were beautiful. He was beautiful, my dad. He carried me even when I was old enough to walk No complaints, no expectations beyond that I would Do the same for mine. I tried, but didn't do as well as he had done for me. Now the Million Dollar Baby sits in a geri chair, Cared for lovingly by his youngest girl. Fading like his memory of who he was and what he did But I will never forget. Heaven will be lucky to get him, I was luckier to have been his son.
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Jun 21, 2016
Jun 21, 2016 at 7:00 PM UTC
The Million Dollar Baby
People poke at my sides jokingly "She's so skinny? What are you like a size 0?" No, size 2 108 I wrap my arms around my abdomen in shame But it's not where I want to be 0, 00, 000 98 That's my wish "You're such a twig! Haha" "Let me see your arm, wow!" "I could wrap my whole arm around your little waist, haha" Am I a freakshow Or the star of it It feels the same I hate and hate and hate and hate until there is nothing left
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Oct 25, 2018
Oct 25, 2018 at 12:17 AM UTC
Little Waist
She said she hadn't been sleeping - bad dreams: her Jack Russell getting lost in the fields. And it's almost harvest time. I said, half jokingly - only half, it's your maternal instinct kicking in. She laughed. I guess she's still that young.
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Dec 24, 2010
Dec 24, 2010 at 2:34 AM UTC
Puppy Dog
“Oh, you sorry fool You’ve cut your fingers Plucking on my puppet strings AGAIN!! When will you learn? Souls like his Were not meant for souls like yours He will live his whole entire life And not once think twice About the color of your eyes” I jokingly tell my friends That my daddy issues are The root of these crushes on older men But they don’t know the hurt Behind those words It is hard to explain how The man I'm sleeping with Is/could be my Dad! Because of this I now have Borderline Personality Disorder But I can't Exactly talk about About what happened I try to tell my friends, they Say “Well every teenager has mood swings” But they have Not seen How crazy I can be! I warn boys I am crazy they laugh and say They’ve dealt with crazy Girls before I am too embarrassed To tell them when They forget to say goodnight to me It feels like the harshest abandonment, The cruelest betrayal, And I not knowing How to deal with this Constant denial How do you explain that to someone? so blissfully unaware, This boy I love with all all my heart And then some Says he will fight for me And I so badly Want to believe in his promise But he does not know It will be a battle against himself Because I Do not know how to be with someone Because I Am better off alone Because I Ruin people I have a system, you see. I let boys put Their tongue in my mouth Their hands on my chest I let myself believe Ill fill the hollow space in my gut At least take my mind off of it And I always make sure They like me more Than I like them Because I cannot be caught Off guard again I remember the day I told myself I didn’t need my dad He has tried to work his Way back into my life And I hated him for it With all of my being I had never despised a human so much so I let go I stopped Talking to him To this Day I still Cry he still has not said sorry Even if I'd still Feel Nothing The memories are crushing Feels so Heavy I cannot forgive my dad For what he did To me at 2 Years old And I have never felt worse about Anything in my life!! So I take a silver spoon And dig out the parts of me That still hurt And I let men crawl inside And I let them build a home So I can finally be good for something All my friends Growing up Called me a **** ***** And I want to scream They don’t understand This is the only way I feel I am worth anything This is the only thing I can feel If I could have it any other way I would But this is the way things are And this Is the way they will continue to be. #daddy #issues **** *** #men
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Oct 6, 2018
Oct 6, 2018 at 4:44 AM UTC
Daddy issues
“Oh, you sorry fool You’ve cut your fingers Plucking on my puppet strings AGAIN!! When will you learn? Souls like his Were not meant for souls like yours He will live his whole entire life And not once think twice About the color of your eyes” I jokingly tell my friends That my daddy issues are The root of these crushes on older men But they don’t know the hurt Behind those words It is hard to explain how The man I'm sleeping with Is/could be my Dad! Because of this I now have Borderline Personality Disorder But I can't Exactly talk about About what happened I try to tell my friends, they Say “Well every teenager has mood swings” But they have Not seen How crazy I can be! I warn boys I am crazy they laugh and say They’ve dealt with crazy Girls before I am too embarrassed To tell them when They forget to say goodnight to me It feels like the harshest abandonment, The cruelest betrayal, And I not knowing How to deal with this Constant denial How do you explain that to someone? so blissfully unaware, This boy I love with all all my heart And then some Says he will fight for me And I so badly Want to believe in his promise But he does not know It will be a battle against himself Because I Do not know how to be with someone Because I Am better off alone Because I Ruin people I have a system, you see. I let boys put Their tongue in my mouth Their hands on my chest I let myself believe Ill fill the hollow space in my gut At least take my mind off of it And I always make sure They like me more Than I like them Because I cannot be caught Off guard again I remember the day I told myself I didn’t need my dad He has tried to work his Way back into my life And I hated him for it With all of my being I had never despised a human so much so I let go I stopped Talking to him To this Day I still Cry he still has not said sorry Even if I'd still Feel Nothing The memories are crushing Feels so Heavy I cannot forgive my dad For what he did To me at 2 Years old And I have never felt worse about Anything in my life!! So I take a silver spoon And dig out the parts of me That still hurt And I let men crawl inside And I let them build a home So I can finally be good for something All my friends Growing up Called me a **** ***** And I want to scream They don’t understand This is the only way I feel I am worth anything This is the only thing I can feel If I could have it any other way I would But this is the way things are And this Is the way they will continue to be. #daddy #issues **** *** #men
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I woke up this morning and felt like doing some cutting Just for the heck of it. I didn't, if only because I had no reason I had no time I made two promises, And with them, I never lie. Got up, dressed, finished a project due by 2:30 Before school starts my brother comes down Scale in hand, telling me to get on so he can see if he weighs more Always wanting to be taller, weigh more So I can be his 'little sister' I sigh, step on. Expecting my usual of 90-92 86 Freak out mode: on. I forgot to eat properly over the last 24 hours, maybe that's it I only got 5 hours of sleep the last 2 nights, maybe that's it I've been really stressed by school, maybe that's it Almost time to go and somehow I still can't eat, I don't want to. I need to though. Let me explain this: I normally weigh about 92 pounds 95 is what I should weigh I need to gain weight anyway, but high metabolisms don't like that So usually I am 3 pounds underweight Today it was about 10. Go to school, should eat but don't want to Standing, waiting, anticipating what? Hand my friend three cookies, I tell the group my problem One cookie handed back(other two previously eaten) Told to eat by four friends, too hard to explain why I can't eat Numerous reminders to eat Lunch: I'm handed some chicken nuggets, ice cream Half jokingly threatened that I won't be talked to unless I eat Begged to eat Strangely: I have no such desire I have minimal amounts of body fat(less than 10 percent) But even so, I can feel weight missing, The absence of my already flat belly, surreal to think about I still don't feel like eating, not really hungry No other explanation Friend tells me to pig out when I get home Quiz bowl after school and I'm only ever so slightly hungry But not much A friend steals my gym shoes, mom comes At home I eat some butter and honeyed toast, tea, candied ginger, half a thing of crackers Report to friend # 2 who then proceeds to command me to eat more, and interrogates on why I'm not eating Tell friend # 1 as well, his approval expressed Dinner and afterwards I only feel hungrier... so strange. I check the scale again 89 Better, but still too low. I need to work on this...
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Dec 7, 2012
Dec 7, 2012 at 11:57 PM UTC
inadvertant anorexia... is that possible?
I woke up this morning and felt like doing some cutting Just for the heck of it. I didn't, if only because I had no reason I had no time I made two promises, And with them, I never lie. Got up, dressed, finished a project due by 2:30 Before school starts my brother comes down Scale in hand, telling me to get on so he can see if he weighs more Always wanting to be taller, weigh more So I can be his 'little sister' I sigh, step on. Expecting my usual of 90-92 86 Freak out mode: on. I forgot to eat properly over the last 24 hours, maybe that's it I only got 5 hours of sleep the last 2 nights, maybe that's it I've been really stressed by school, maybe that's it Almost time to go and somehow I still can't eat, I don't want to. I need to though. Let me explain this: I normally weigh about 92 pounds 95 is what I should weigh I need to gain weight anyway, but high metabolisms don't like that So usually I am 3 pounds underweight Today it was about 10. Go to school, should eat but don't want to Standing, waiting, anticipating what? Hand my friend three cookies, I tell the group my problem One cookie handed back(other two previously eaten) Told to eat by four friends, too hard to explain why I can't eat Numerous reminders to eat Lunch: I'm handed some chicken nuggets, ice cream Half jokingly threatened that I won't be talked to unless I eat Begged to eat Strangely: I have no such desire I have minimal amounts of body fat(less than 10 percent) But even so, I can feel weight missing, The absence of my already flat belly, surreal to think about I still don't feel like eating, not really hungry No other explanation Friend tells me to pig out when I get home Quiz bowl after school and I'm only ever so slightly hungry But not much A friend steals my gym shoes, mom comes At home I eat some butter and honeyed toast, tea, candied ginger, half a thing of crackers Report to friend # 2 who then proceeds to command me to eat more, and interrogates on why I'm not eating Tell friend # 1 as well, his approval expressed Dinner and afterwards I only feel hungrier... so strange. I check the scale again 89 Better, but still too low. I need to work on this...
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You and I jokingly started. You said to me, "I love you," With a joke attached. I replied back, "I love you too," With my heart attached. I felt nothing as you held it. Maybe because it slowly melted By your undying rage of me. I still ask why you loved me. Only to throw me like a clay frisbee, and shoot with a shotgun shell Imbued by the bitterness of you. Pieces of it are left and it felt like hell. I antagonized you, I despised you, I loathed you, But I never stopped loving you. I never stopped caring for you. I hate you for leaving me. I hate you for teaching me how to love. I hate you for not teaching me how to stop loving you.
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Jul 2, 2017
Jul 2, 2017 at 12:16 AM UTC
"To the Girl Who Taught Me How to Love"
you are everything you are everyone you are every cliche you are the sun, you are the stifling heat that cannot be escaped you are valentines cards misdirected and misshaped, you are hotmail, you are myspace, you are my face, hungover and exhausted, you are lost kids, you are something that was fun, you are not getting shotgun, you are beer that's been in the sun too long, you are a sad song, that's not been made better, you are the hole in my sweater, or my pockets, you are the chalky sugar that's passed off as rockets, you are the first drummer of the beatles, you are evil, and i don't mean that jokingly, you are choking me, like turtlenecks, or high stake bets, made on the wrong team, you are what seems like a good idea at the time, you are past tense, you are jeans caught in the fence preventing teens from sneaking in, you are cold wind on a dry winter's day, you are Coldplay's last two albums, you are too much talcum powder you are convenience store flowers, you are forced, you are hoarse voices in place of song, you are wrong, you are the weakest link, you are outdated references, you are beverages, that have lost carbonation, you are hesitation that leads to regret, you are the new york mets, you are first impressions that i make on the elderly, you are Beverly Hills Chihuahua, you are foie gras, you are aqua and their music in my head, you are cold beds, warm beer, empty freezers, old tears, fake appeasers, new fears, you are the moments when it feels like no one's near, you are searching for Waldo for hours, you are any buildings "bigger" than the cn tower, you are fake, you are first date awkward silence, you are last date awkward silence, you are violence, you are hybrid suvs, you are bees, you are black flies, you are forgetting an event is black tie, you are something nice to forget, you are socks that are wet, you are the slow driver in the left lane, you are fame, you are fleeting seconds never to be recaptured, you are the man on the corner screaming about rapture, you are actors selling out, you are stains on a couch, you are lost remotes, you are failed attempts to save face, you are everything that has ever graced this time and space, here and above, you are everything, you are love...
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Jun 30, 2012
Jun 30, 2012 at 5:12 PM UTC
you are v. 2
you are everything you are everyone you are every cliche you are the sun, you are the stifling heat that cannot be escaped you are valentines cards misdirected and misshaped, you are hotmail, you are myspace, you are my face, hungover and exhausted, you are lost kids, you are something that was fun, you are not getting shotgun, you are beer that's been in the sun too long, you are a sad song, that's not been made better, you are the hole in my sweater, or my pockets, you are the chalky sugar that's passed off as rockets, you are the first drummer of the beatles, you are evil, and i don't mean that jokingly, you are choking me, like turtlenecks, or high stake bets, made on the wrong team, you are what seems like a good idea at the time, you are past tense, you are jeans caught in the fence preventing teens from sneaking in, you are cold wind on a dry winter's day, you are Coldplay's last two albums, you are too much talcum powder you are convenience store flowers, you are forced, you are hoarse voices in place of song, you are wrong, you are the weakest link, you are outdated references, you are beverages, that have lost carbonation, you are hesitation that leads to regret, you are the new york mets, you are first impressions that i make on the elderly, you are Beverly Hills Chihuahua, you are foie gras, you are aqua and their music in my head, you are cold beds, warm beer, empty freezers, old tears, fake appeasers, new fears, you are the moments when it feels like no one's near, you are searching for Waldo for hours, you are any buildings "bigger" than the cn tower, you are fake, you are first date awkward silence, you are last date awkward silence, you are violence, you are hybrid suvs, you are bees, you are black flies, you are forgetting an event is black tie, you are something nice to forget, you are socks that are wet, you are the slow driver in the left lane, you are fame, you are fleeting seconds never to be recaptured, you are the man on the corner screaming about rapture, you are actors selling out, you are stains on a couch, you are lost remotes, you are failed attempts to save face, you are everything that has ever graced this time and space, here and above, you are everything, you are love...
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