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Chest69 Nov 2014
My name is haz but you can call me Harry,
I also like the name Barry,
I'm always happy as Larry.. Wait I'm not,  
I also have snot running from my nose right down to my toes.

I'm a bit of a miserable *** but that all changes when I have a ****.
Not for Derek this time

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