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jonathan valonis Jun 2010
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
just smile and wait,
nothing to do i just wait,
to waste into dust,
it feels so good to rust,
and break apart into something so small,
when it's already so small,
and full of **** with no room to grow,
it's ok go blow life away we're all just dust anyway,
so brush my shoulder i got some of you on me,
gone like the leaves of a tree,
branches once full now empty as can be,
only to start over this ******* cycle,
it'd be easier to recycle,
but it doesn't work forever,
it's time flush so pull the lever.
Nyasha Chibi Jun 2016
Have you ever seen a dead body?
Pictures from my aunts Christmas party
Everyone had a blast, pretending it was all for charity
Not me, troubles on my mind
I don’t usually go out chasing after crime
But tonight I just might
Sinister me sinister look
I had never felt so fine
So when I ran into her
And he smiled whilst tossing me aside
I just knew how thin that line was
And they say knowing is half the battle
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I had practically won, but I still rattled them a bit
So your daddy fought in Nam and you in where?
Show some mettle, it’s also my first time
Please take care of me I wish, hahahaha
So your girlfriend is a bit noisy
Oops cat bit its tongue, oh daisy
Now she can’t talk not from the lack of trying no.
She just keeps gagging on her blood
And Private Ryan’s no fun
It was going to be either him or her
But now his regressed and stuck in baby mode
While she’s pretending to be a fish out of the water
Well you know what they say,
One man’s food is another man’s garbage
And I have never been known to blow my own trumpet
So, boy’s night out!
We started with the nails,
Oh what wonderful nails he didn’t have
He screamed all night in amazement
I had outdone myself, I was impressed
Then I got annoyed so I cut his tongue out
Replaced it with his dead girlfriends
Sewed back on like it was never removed
Then sewed his mouth shut
Now he could taste his girlfriend
Wherever he went,
Or maybe his girlfriend could taste him even in death
Genius I thought to myself as I prepared for an emergency op
Tbc.

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