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"geek" poems
That workaholic lady who's always on call, keeping up with the market fall. That newly married lady with chunky red bangles, returning to her father's big castles. That person who's scared to get lapse, so stays active on the google maps. That person who swings like a kid at the back door, Or the one who perform calisthenics on an empty floor. That next door girl with a red lipstick, flicking her shinny hair & gossiping with her clique, That dreamer gazing outside the window, That overworked soul dozing on his elbow. That 21st century kid, listening to Eminem & playing video games. Or That 90’s kid, listening to Jenga Boys & playing outdoor games. That banker with a big fat stomach, filled with his beautiful wife’s love. That lady who eats like a thief, in her big fat bag hiding a beef. That old man who can’t stand Bombay's winding turns. That granny spotting & criticing  every fashion trends. That man who has Raju Rastogi’s concerns, thinking & chanting for earns & returns. Those kids who believe their job is to fill the voids in a battlefield, in the still crowd surpassing like electrons into a magnetic field. That lady sitting under cold seat like a glacial, than standing with 7kgs in a crowded central, & tryna stay sane listening to George Michael. That geek who switchs from Linkedin to Arjun Reddy, when the masses flee into the scenery. That trader crunching numbers so rapidly, when the stock prices go down hourly. That person on the last seat, diagressing from work & gazing around, soaking in her pashmina, with a career newfound.
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Jul 23, 2018
Jul 23, 2018 at 1:35 AM UTC
Your's truly, Travelogue.
That workaholic lady who's always on call, keeping up with the market fall. That newly married lady with chunky red bangles, returning to her father's big castles. That person who's scared to get lapse, so stays active on the google maps. That person who swings like a kid at the back door, Or the one who perform calisthenics on an empty floor. That next door girl with a red lipstick, flicking her shinny hair & gossiping with her clique, That dreamer gazing outside the window, That overworked soul dozing on his elbow. That 21st century kid, listening to Eminem & playing video games. Or That 90’s kid, listening to Jenga Boys & playing outdoor games. That banker with a big fat stomach, filled with his beautiful wife’s love. That lady who eats like a thief, in her big fat bag hiding a beef. That old man who can’t stand Bombay's winding turns. That granny spotting & criticing  every fashion trends. That man who has Raju Rastogi’s concerns, thinking & chanting for earns & returns. Those kids who believe their job is to fill the voids in a battlefield, in the still crowd surpassing like electrons into a magnetic field. That lady sitting under cold seat like a glacial, than standing with 7kgs in a crowded central, & tryna stay sane listening to George Michael. That geek who switchs from Linkedin to Arjun Reddy, when the masses flee into the scenery. That trader crunching numbers so rapidly, when the stock prices go down hourly. That person on the last seat, diagressing from work & gazing around, soaking in her pashmina, with a career newfound.
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a companion piece to miniskirts & high heels vs. poetry & yoga^ <•> a couple of buds at a local dive bar, drinking Buds, talking loud about technology and other manly man stuff attract attention for our conversation isn't bout sports, get approached by long legs in high heels and a miniskirt, with the best come on line ever any woman invented, "you guys know about computers, huh?" later after reading twenty or so of her poems, and learning the degree of difficulty of the downward facing dog pose (adho mukha svanasana) she said: tell me again how I *clear my cache, change my font, add more memory for new memories, stop auto correct from making wont into want, so I can happy write* "wont thy thoughts to my heart thereof" so I obliged and then the geek in meek wrote his first poem after first clearing the catch   in his throat
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Jul 9, 2017
Jul 9, 2017 at 12:35 PM UTC
***** technology talk (clearing the cache)
Intense Workout I try to workout diligently, at least 3 times a week, the muscles are tight and strong, I'm certainly no geek, I pump the iron, walk the track, listen to my tunes, but lately I've been distracted, watching for ms June She's quite the lovely lady, recently moved to this place, she is French, with sweet accent, puts smiles on my face, vous êtes l'homme élégant she says to me, her eyes sparkle bright, I have no idea what that means, so I just smile with delight sometimes she reaches out, and touches me on my arm, de tels forts muscles she says, and this makes me warm, I need to study French I guess, so I won't look the fool, for all I know, there is a chance, she is calling me a tool the thing that's bad about this all, is I work out way too long, trying to impress this girl, make her think I am King Kong, now my muscles are getting sore, I'm working way to hard, if I keep this up much more, I'll be searching for my doctor's card Gomer LePoet...
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Dec 5, 2013
Dec 5, 2013 at 8:14 PM UTC
Intense Workout
Maybe the reason why I haven't watched Star Wars yet is not because I'm uninterested to start watching it, but because I'm waiting for someone to watch it with. Maybe a Star Wars geek, particularly. And he'd tell me jokes with a Star Wars reference and at first I'd blankly look at him, but after watching I'd laugh with him. Maybe we'd get lightsabers and play with it together. Maybe, just maybe.
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Jan 11, 2015
Jan 11, 2015 at 9:33 AM UTC
Star Wars
Don't think for a second I am going to wear a dress and watch Titanic or The Notebook with you- We are going to have a Firefly marathon whit too much food and I'll wear a hoodie, or Watch Mad Max Fury road, but darling, don't expect me to be like the other girls- on somedays I even ain't one, and even when I am- Star Wars and Harry Potter are still favorite- Star Trek and Supernatural, Sherlock and Doctor Who, so you better keep up with my geekyness or you won'the know when I love you. I love you- I know Because sweetie I am a geek and a fangirl ;)
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Sep 17, 2015
Sep 17, 2015 at 11:53 AM UTC
If you were dating le me the geek ;)
Even if I get hate messages saying imma dumb geek, My favorite thing to do in Rainbow 6 is spawn peek. I choose not to reinforce any freakin' walls, Cause I'm the best on my team and pre-fire the halls. They call me sweaty boi cause all I play is Ela, But hey man I got news for ya--you're a noob lil' fella. If ya boi be attackin', ya know I be using ash, No one can hit me when I use that 3 speed dash. I breach the wall and throw some stuns, I run on in and fire my guns. At the end of every round I end up with an ace, My stats have basically broke the R6 database. So yeah you can just call me wuhbzz, or just god for short, Cause I'm the best you'll ever see, T don't need any retorts B)
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Feb 20, 2018
Feb 20, 2018 at 8:42 AM UTC
Rainbow Six: Siege
are we so unloved........in this the very day that holds together all of creation? wonderous sight!...eachother! freely coming unto what we know to call "the sacred door" weeping and moaning in sheer lonliness hating our abusing friends who we then so gladly abuse thankful for "justification" we stomp our own poor face by face we'd re-lynch negros if we could get the rag heads YES WE CAN...HURRAY! while the deadly oil spill SIMPLY ERASED IF NOT FROM THE WATERS .....THEN FROM MEMORIES we hate our lovers from the day we meet and when he's gone we want him back again! so very unloved but wait! when a true friend appears we just call him "nerd" or "geek" lonley loveless yet so safe from the overwhelming reality loving to be unloved the power trip that never fades away
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Aug 13, 2010
Aug 13, 2010 at 12:53 PM UTC
unloved minions
I'm considered to be nerdy Awkward, not flirty. They call me gay, Because I Cosplay. I must be a dork Because Zelda's my lord, And she's way cooler than any sport. Could someone love me? That couldn't be. I watch too much anime, And BBC. I praise The doctor and Spock. Even Sherlock. Cause in my opinion They're better than jocks. Being nerdy is quite fun, But you make me sound dumb. We're accepting and caring But please stop staring. Am I making this boring? Don't start snoring.. Just give me a chance. I'll make it last. We could play Skyrim or league. Wait, don't leave! I can be cool, Just like you! I can calculate big numbers in my head, Or make a fortress out of my bed I can be an ork, elf, or spy. Just as long as it's allowed by the die. I can cast spells online. Don't worry, you'll be fine! I can role play to the extreme!!! That's right, I call it d&d.; I'm proud to be a geek. Yes, we're very neet! We know our facts! We're anime maniacs. I'm good at mtg! It takes skill to be like me. I'm cool I tell you! I'm grand. But at the same time, You don't make me feel great. I'm a loser, A dork No, I don't like baseball, football, or hockey I can't bench and I don't lift. But I go to some pretty intense parties... On Xbox. My heart is bigger than my head.. No, not literally. I'd bring you a rose And write you a poem You'd be my Rory. This isn't the end of the story. I'd love you more than video games, Star Wars, and D&D.; In the end, You're always my MVP. You don't have to lie, I know you'll decline.. but my feelings won't change. They'll always be the same. Maybe I'd be cool.. If I were with you. But that'll never be Because you fail to see OTP. Then again, It's all good in the end Because.. Roses are red Violets are blue Manga costs less Than dinner for two.
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Aug 12, 2014
Aug 12, 2014 at 11:34 PM UTC
Nerd Poem
I'm considered to be nerdy Awkward, not flirty. They call me gay, Because I Cosplay. I must be a dork Because Zelda's my lord, And she's way cooler than any sport. Could someone love me? That couldn't be. I watch too much anime, And BBC. I praise The doctor and Spock. Even Sherlock. Cause in my opinion They're better than jocks. Being nerdy is quite fun, But you make me sound dumb. We're accepting and caring But please stop staring. Am I making this boring? Don't start snoring.. Just give me a chance. I'll make it last. We could play Skyrim or league. Wait, don't leave! I can be cool, Just like you! I can calculate big numbers in my head, Or make a fortress out of my bed I can be an ork, elf, or spy. Just as long as it's allowed by the die. I can cast spells online. Don't worry, you'll be fine! I can role play to the extreme!!! That's right, I call it d&d.; I'm proud to be a geek. Yes, we're very neet! We know our facts! We're anime maniacs. I'm good at mtg! It takes skill to be like me. I'm cool I tell you! I'm grand. But at the same time, You don't make me feel great. I'm a loser, A dork No, I don't like baseball, football, or hockey I can't bench and I don't lift. But I go to some pretty intense parties... On Xbox. My heart is bigger than my head.. No, not literally. I'd bring you a rose And write you a poem You'd be my Rory. This isn't the end of the story. I'd love you more than video games, Star Wars, and D&D.; In the end, You're always my MVP. You don't have to lie, I know you'll decline.. but my feelings won't change. They'll always be the same. Maybe I'd be cool.. If I were with you. But that'll never be Because you fail to see OTP. Then again, It's all good in the end Because.. Roses are red Violets are blue Manga costs less Than dinner for two.
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Don't let this self-effacing exterior fool you I am meglo-maniac in the making Social media the perfect introvert's mask Reinventing myself daily Vanessa Ives, girl-about-town, quirky geek An attention ***** ******* in the digital wind For a like, a follow, a retweet.
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Jul 18, 2014
Jul 18, 2014 at 7:24 AM UTC
******* in the digital wind
walk into the room With your pencil in your hand You see somebody naked And you say, who is that man? You try so hard But you dont understand Just what youll say When you get home Because something is happening here But you dont know what it is Do you, mister jones? You raise up your head And you ask, is this where it is? And somebody points to you and says Its his And you say, whats mine? And somebody else says, where what is? And you say, oh my god Am I here all alone? Because something is happening here But you dont know what it is Do you, mister jones? You hand in your ticket And you go watch the geek Who immediately walks up to you When he hears you speak And says, how does it feel To be such a freak? And you say, impossible As he hands you a bone Because something is happening here But you dont know what it is Do you, mister jones? You have many contacts Among the lumberjacks To get you facts When someone attacks your imagination But nobody has any respect Anyway they already expect you To just give a check To tax-deductible charity organizations Youve been with the professors And theyve all liked your looks With great lawyers you have Discussed lepers and crooks Youve been through all of F. scott fitzgeralds books Youre very well read Its well known Because something is happening here But you dont know what it is Do you, mister jones? Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you And then he kneels He crosses himself And then he clicks his high heels And without further notice He asks you how it feels And he says, here is your throat back Thanks for the loan Because something is happening here But you dont know what it is Do you, mister jones? Now you see this one-eyed ****** Shouting the word now And you say, for what reason? And he says, how? And you say, what does this mean? And he screams back, youre a cow Give me some milk Or else go home Because something is happening here But you dont know what it is Do you, mister jones? Well, you walk into the room Like a camel and then you frown You put your eyes in your pocket And your nose on the ground There ought to be a law Against you comin around You should be made To wear earphones Because something is happening here But you dont know what it is Do you, mister jones?
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Ballad Of A Thin Man, What do you think?
walk into the room With your pencil in your hand You see somebody naked And you say, who is that man? You try so hard But you dont understand Just what youll say When you get home Because something is happening here But you dont know what it is Do you, mister jones? You raise up your head And you ask, is this where it is? And somebody points to you and says Its his And you say, whats mine? And somebody else says, where what is? And you say, oh my god Am I here all alone? Because something is happening here But you dont know what it is Do you, mister jones? You hand in your ticket And you go watch the geek Who immediately walks up to you When he hears you speak And says, how does it feel To be such a freak? And you say, impossible As he hands you a bone Because something is happening here But you dont know what it is Do you, mister jones? You have many contacts Among the lumberjacks To get you facts When someone attacks your imagination But nobody has any respect Anyway they already expect you To just give a check To tax-deductible charity organizations Youve been with the professors And theyve all liked your looks With great lawyers you have Discussed lepers and crooks Youve been through all of F. scott fitzgeralds books Youre very well read Its well known Because something is happening here But you dont know what it is Do you, mister jones? Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you And then he kneels He crosses himself And then he clicks his high heels And without further notice He asks you how it feels And he says, here is your throat back Thanks for the loan Because something is happening here But you dont know what it is Do you, mister jones? Now you see this one-eyed ****** Shouting the word now And you say, for what reason? And he says, how? And you say, what does this mean? And he screams back, youre a cow Give me some milk Or else go home Because something is happening here But you dont know what it is Do you, mister jones? Well, you walk into the room Like a camel and then you frown You put your eyes in your pocket And your nose on the ground There ought to be a law Against you comin around You should be made To wear earphones Because something is happening here But you dont know what it is Do you, mister jones?
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I have gauges; That doesn't make me 'emo' I have some chubby features; That doesn't make me 'fat' I have big ***** That doesn't make me a 'slut' I waste time playing video games; That doesn't mean I'm a 'geek' Just cause I'm bi; Doesn't mean I want every girl I see. You stereotype people to much, How you you feel if I picked out little things on you and used them to make you feel like ****
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Mar 22, 2011
Mar 22, 2011 at 4:26 PM UTC
Stereotyping.
Be you a freak Or a geek Transgender, gay, or bi Let your flag fly We are all ****** anyway So for the rest of our days No matter how bizarre Let's be ****** for who we truly are
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Feb 4, 2016
Feb 4, 2016 at 12:34 PM UTC
Be You a Freak or......
Please don't do this I dont need this mess, Your starting trouble and i feel under duress, I know I look the Geek I'm quiet and so easy to play, But you just dont know its not always been this way. It's a cliche I know but I aint right in the head, For the most part I cant be taken as read, I have run with gangs in third world hole's Beaten bigger than you with far darker soul's So before you get too froggy and decide to jump Look past my smile at the ******* who will give you a thump It's not like I want to but your making this hard Now just walk away before I knock your teeth down your throat. You ****
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Mar 17, 2010
Mar 17, 2010 at 7:43 AM UTC
Closet ****
I'm in that desperate mood again Where me, myself am not my friend I pull my hair, I scratch my skin, My feet? Too small. My waist? Not thin. I want to scream, be someone else. With softer hair, a nicer face. I hate this stupid mirror I wish I could just run away. But from yourself, you cannot hide. With my less than perfect body. With my less than average brain, My need for makeup, hair that’s knotty. I know I could be better Or you never would have left. There MUST be something wrong with me Some bad thing left unkept. Or maybe you did look past my face, Though ugly as it is. Maybe I'm just a stupid freak. With weird ideas. A downright geek. Times like this I wish I could just cut my wrist. But I cant. Too many promises. But I dream about it night and day... I wish I could just fade away. Not like anyone would notice, Or wonder where id been. Nobody would ever question Why I was never seen again.
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Nov 6, 2012
Nov 6, 2012 at 2:26 AM UTC
Disappear
You walk into the room with your pencil in your hand You see somebody naked and you say, "Who is that man?" You try so hard but you don't understand Just what you will say when you get home Because something is happening here but you don't know what it is Do you, Mr. Jones? You raise up your head and you ask, "Is this where it is?" And somebody points to you and says, "It's his" And you say, "What's mine?" and somebody else says, "Well, what is?" And you say, "Oh my God, am I here all alone?" But something is happening and you don't know what it is Do you, Mr. Jones? You hand in your ticket and you go watch the geek Who immediately walks up to you when he hears you speak And says, "How does it feel to be such a freak?" And you say, "Impossible!" as he hands you a bone And something is happening here but you don't know what it is Do you, Mr. Jones? You have many contacts among the lumberjacks To get you facts when someone attacks your imagination But nobody has any respect, anyway they already expect you to all give a check To tax-deductible charity organizations Ah, you've been with the professors and they've all liked your looks With great lawyers you have discussed lepers and crooks You've been through all of F. Scott Fitzgerald's books You're very well-read, it's well-known But something is happening here and you don't know what it is Do you, Mr. Jones? Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you and then he kneels He crosses himself and then he clicks his high heels And without further notice, he asks you how it feels And he says, "Here is your throat back, thanks for the loan" And you know something is happening but you don't know what it is Do you, Mr. Jones? Now, you see this one-eyed ****** shouting the word "Now" And you say, "For what reason?" and he says, "How" And you say, "What does this mean?" and he screams back, "You're a cow! Give me some milk or else go home" And you know something's happening but you don't know what it is Do you, Mr. Jones? Well, you walk into the room like a camel, and then you frown You put your eyes in your pocket and your nose on the ground There ought to be a law against you comin' around You should be made to wear earphones 'Cause something is happening and you don't know what it is Do you, Mr. Jones?
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Apr 4, 2017
Apr 4, 2017 at 12:54 PM UTC
Ballad of a thin Man ( Bob Dylan lyrics)
You walk into the room with your pencil in your hand You see somebody naked and you say, "Who is that man?" You try so hard but you don't understand Just what you will say when you get home Because something is happening here but you don't know what it is Do you, Mr. Jones? You raise up your head and you ask, "Is this where it is?" And somebody points to you and says, "It's his" And you say, "What's mine?" and somebody else says, "Well, what is?" And you say, "Oh my God, am I here all alone?" But something is happening and you don't know what it is Do you, Mr. Jones? You hand in your ticket and you go watch the geek Who immediately walks up to you when he hears you speak And says, "How does it feel to be such a freak?" And you say, "Impossible!" as he hands you a bone And something is happening here but you don't know what it is Do you, Mr. Jones? You have many contacts among the lumberjacks To get you facts when someone attacks your imagination But nobody has any respect, anyway they already expect you to all give a check To tax-deductible charity organizations Ah, you've been with the professors and they've all liked your looks With great lawyers you have discussed lepers and crooks You've been through all of F. Scott Fitzgerald's books You're very well-read, it's well-known But something is happening here and you don't know what it is Do you, Mr. Jones? Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you and then he kneels He crosses himself and then he clicks his high heels And without further notice, he asks you how it feels And he says, "Here is your throat back, thanks for the loan" And you know something is happening but you don't know what it is Do you, Mr. Jones? Now, you see this one-eyed ****** shouting the word "Now" And you say, "For what reason?" and he says, "How" And you say, "What does this mean?" and he screams back, "You're a cow! Give me some milk or else go home" And you know something's happening but you don't know what it is Do you, Mr. Jones? Well, you walk into the room like a camel, and then you frown You put your eyes in your pocket and your nose on the ground There ought to be a law against you comin' around You should be made to wear earphones 'Cause something is happening and you don't know what it is Do you, Mr. Jones?
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To tell you the truth,I want to be just like them. To have a talent, and a perfect em I don't have to be a star, I just want to fit in. I'm the f on the test, do have to say it again? I messed it up, killed vitamin m I'm a splintered piece, a shattered gem I made you cry, I'm an onion stem I'm the worst at my best, should I say it again? Sing my anthem, sing along. I promise you, you won't be wronged So sing my anthem, and come along, Failure my theme song Oh... Failure, failure, failure my theme song Failure, failure, failure my theme song Failure, failure, failure my theme song Failure my theme song Look a me, I'm not pretend In a visual world, worth depends I'm a mirror to the world, this is the end I'm the lowest of all, slap me again! I fight my past, will I ever win? Infinite quest, where is my twin I'm losing the fight, farewell my friend I'm losing control, all I see are fiends I'm failing again, ill never win Sing my anthem, sing along. I promise you, you won't be wronged So sing my anthem, and come along, Failure my theme song Keep on going, the battle's prolonged Ring the bells, ding **** ding **** Fly a kite, the string so long Who choked the worst, I'll do them wrong! Failure my theme song Oh Failure my theme song Failure, failure, failure my theme song Failure, failure, failure my theme song Failure, failure, failure my theme song Failure my theme song Worthless, useless, ignorant, freak, Just accept it, this is me Stupid, idiot, nerdy geek I've always wondered my destiny I'm a failure, don't you see? You sang my anthem, you sang along (you sang my song) I promised you, you wouldn't be wronged So you sang my anthem, and came along Failure our theme song... Sing my anthem, sing along. I promise you, you won't be wronged So sing my anthem, and come along, Failure my theme song Keep on going, the battle's prolonged Ring the bells, ding **** ding **** Fly a kite, the string so long They choked the worst, I did them wrong! Failure my theme song Imprisonment, we'll be amongst Dancing free, chained sarong I know my place, tempted strong I'm Zelkova, not a currajong Failure my theme song Oh failure our theme song Failure, failure, failure my theme song Failure, failure, failure my theme song Failure, failure, failure my theme song Failure my theme song Oh failure my theme song
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Apr 6, 2017
Apr 6, 2017 at 12:52 PM UTC
Failure My Theme Song
To tell you the truth,I want to be just like them. To have a talent, and a perfect em I don't have to be a star, I just want to fit in. I'm the f on the test, do have to say it again? I messed it up, killed vitamin m I'm a splintered piece, a shattered gem I made you cry, I'm an onion stem I'm the worst at my best, should I say it again? Sing my anthem, sing along. I promise you, you won't be wronged So sing my anthem, and come along, Failure my theme song Oh... Failure, failure, failure my theme song Failure, failure, failure my theme song Failure, failure, failure my theme song Failure my theme song Look a me, I'm not pretend In a visual world, worth depends I'm a mirror to the world, this is the end I'm the lowest of all, slap me again! I fight my past, will I ever win? Infinite quest, where is my twin I'm losing the fight, farewell my friend I'm losing control, all I see are fiends I'm failing again, ill never win Sing my anthem, sing along. I promise you, you won't be wronged So sing my anthem, and come along, Failure my theme song Keep on going, the battle's prolonged Ring the bells, ding **** ding **** Fly a kite, the string so long Who choked the worst, I'll do them wrong! Failure my theme song Oh Failure my theme song Failure, failure, failure my theme song Failure, failure, failure my theme song Failure, failure, failure my theme song Failure my theme song Worthless, useless, ignorant, freak, Just accept it, this is me Stupid, idiot, nerdy geek I've always wondered my destiny I'm a failure, don't you see? You sang my anthem, you sang along (you sang my song) I promised you, you wouldn't be wronged So you sang my anthem, and came along Failure our theme song... Sing my anthem, sing along. I promise you, you won't be wronged So sing my anthem, and come along, Failure my theme song Keep on going, the battle's prolonged Ring the bells, ding **** ding **** Fly a kite, the string so long They choked the worst, I did them wrong! Failure my theme song Imprisonment, we'll be amongst Dancing free, chained sarong I know my place, tempted strong I'm Zelkova, not a currajong Failure my theme song Oh failure our theme song Failure, failure, failure my theme song Failure, failure, failure my theme song Failure, failure, failure my theme song Failure my theme song Oh failure my theme song
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I hate you. You are awkward and a nerd and obnoxious and theatrical and you always are singing and judging me. You are short and ugly and weak and lame and look like the geek you are. I am embarrassed to show you to my friends and embarrassed that I care so much. and I hate you. For making me fall for you. because this is when I should use my youth to snag the hotties. Not settle for the nerds. But its not settling because you know me better than the **** ever could without even trying. I hate you. No, I hate me for liking you.
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Apr 4, 2012
Apr 4, 2012 at 6:40 PM UTC
Nerd Love
He was never my classmate, Neither was he my schoolmate, As we have met on OkCupid, Which is where we got suited. He soon became my tablemate, Then got promoted to bedmate, Ranging from late-night nosh To some naughty oh-my-gosh. He was my almost-roommate, Now, a hopeful housemate, Since he would visit me daily And keep me company gaily. He was frequently my seatmate, As well as invaluable playmate, For we traveled places together And cloyingly wrestled each other. He has always been my helpmate, And is presently my best teammate, As he has cheered me up from afar, As we chat as if there is no au revoir. He will one day become my inmate, Plus my hard-working workmate, Since we will both have mini-me’s Forcing us to slog away on our knees. He is undoubtedly my soulmate, One who is to become my lifemate, For he is a romantic yet **** geek, A keeper with charms all too unique.
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Jun 20, 2016
Jun 20, 2016 at 10:00 AM UTC
He Is My “Mate”
bow tie and collars nice pair of suspenders buzzcut and braid wanna get laid? sex-tuned world labels all swirled high level of confusion doubt and frustration all the stigma about sexuality gender who you are we tell you where you fit labels aplenty let me name many **** *** thot, ***** these and much much more ***** ***** and traitor see you all later ******* druggie, and **** nerd, geek, emo, goth **** ****** loner crackhead and stoner athletic and pretty simple or **** labels aplenty go on, take your pick
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May 3, 2016
May 3, 2016 at 9:14 AM UTC
labels, ***
My feet are flat, my eyes are bad It hurts for me to run "you've checked out fine" the doctor said "You're in the Army, son!" It makes no sense They can't be right I've even brought a note "Stop staring son, and shut your mouth" "'before I cut your throat"! "But, Captain....sir" "I'm all 4F" "There's no way you'll want me" "Put your arm down, boy, stop salutin'" "I'm a Sargeant, don't you see?" "I'm an NCO, a working man" "Not a pencil pushing geek" "I own your life, you're mine now boy" "You long haired, hippy freak" "I've got ten weeks, to shape you up" "I'll teach you how to fight" "Now grab your gear and follow close" "And don't lose my tail lights" "Welcome to the forces folks," "Now repeat after me" "I joined up of my own free will" "I'm here voluntarily" "Select your bunk and grab some sleep" "Your new life starts at dawn "Forget about the world you know" "Now, all of that is gone." I hit the bunk and closed my eyes And was just falling asleep When in the room I heard a noise "Wake up, you  long haired creeps!" I jumped on up, as did we all Saluting was our mission "Drop your arms you maggots..now" and assume the position" "Push-ups lads, that's how you'll grow "to respect just why you're here" "Right now, though I don't smell courage boys" "Right now, I just smell fear" It took us almost half the day To do ten that were right If this alone would do me in I'd be dead before tonight.
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May 4, 2012
May 4, 2012 at 8:40 PM UTC
Basic Training - Day One
Mirror Mirror on the wall Who's the fairest of them all? You're too fat You're too tall You're not the fairest of them all Mirror Mirror on the wall Who's the fairest of them all? You're a geek You're too dark You're not the fairest of them all Mirror Mirror on the wall Why can't I be pretty like them all? You're worthless Not good enough You can't be pretty like them all Mirror Mirror on the wall Why can't I be clean like them all? You're a cutter A stupid b*tch You can't be clean like them all Mirror Mirror on the wall Is there a reason to stay at all? You're family hates you You have no friends There is no reason to stay at all Mirror Mirror on the wall I'm a gonner watch me fall You deserve it You're life is gone You're a gonner hope you fall Mirror Mirror on the wall Have you seen my girl at all? I watched her crumble I watched her fall Your girl is gone All because of the mirror on the wall
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Sep 6, 2014
Sep 6, 2014 at 11:34 AM UTC
Mirror Mirror
Weeaboo. Owning this geeky word was not something I immediately understood. Coming from a school where geeks were castaways, with Otaku and weeb being even worse terms than that. But now she, who loves video games, and cartoons - a geek herself, dare I say, - calls me a not only a weeaboo, a term revered here, but a failed one. Many references I lack to see, My circle of watched media is constrained, me being the picky geek that I may be. The simple act of putting on fluffy ears that I deem kawaii, She takes as the action of a 'furry'. I rarely see memes, something that not only geeks look at, but social media as well, yet she acts as though it lies within the domain of otakus. Saying ohauyo, tadima, or even simply arigato, gives me a snide reply of, "freaking weeb" Making pebbles into boulders is her specialty.
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Oct 25, 2016
Oct 25, 2016 at 8:49 PM UTC
Pebbles into Boulders
I am an exoskeleton Falling to pieces Half alive yet entirely dead Crumbling and translucent Delicate, and drifts, fluttering With a single breath from someone Nearby I could be crushed or mangled By a strike of the hand or a flick of a finger But because I am considered beautiful and strange I am kept preserved The world revolves around beauty and Oddities and I become one of these Studied anomalies, a curiosity, merely Because I am not like them I am Oriental And Occidental I am a Southerner And a Northerner I am malnourished Yet well fed I am thin and short But my stature belies my power I am a geek, nerd, braniac, dork, and overachiever But remain a stupid, ignorant, procrastinator I am certainly an curio; a Living Breathing Walking Oxymoron
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Sep 22, 2012
Sep 22, 2012 at 12:37 PM UTC
skellington
When weak people tease You see as people go about every day life, they push people around a lot and also another thing they do as well, you see mate is try and tease in a way to make people jitter and even if they might not look like they don't know how to tease, they are teasing they are trying to bring all their friends together and tease them, and they are trying to tease the little shy boy, even if that they are little shy boys anyway, because at least I have a life and I want to be rich and famous, while people are trying to tease in so many ways, like one way they are prepared to say shut up **** every time he says something and when he goes on the computer, he can hear his dad saying be a little teasie, because his dad said that he us shy and some young hooligans said we'll kidnap him to tease him, even if they are trying to make him jitter, even if they are as weak as ****** **** you see people should do volunteer work and do are had write poems and be cool, while my dad is saying your still either a kid or a lady and my new mate is teasing me with his friends, first he invites me over, so he can be helped by me and then he invitesj some other mentally ill people over and started to tease me with his friends because he is saying that your still a little shy boy, and he will say that he ain't shy to complain about work and remain poor, just as Long as he has his fun teasing, and he says that that you are still a defensive little **** and you know you need to realise that I ain't shy to tease you buddy, I will drink alcohol over you and then I will go to pub and have a few alcoholic beverages avd say that you are still getting teased even if it makes him look like a ****** geek, and only geeks tease like that anyway, because they try to tease in so many ways and even if they are little geeky kids, they try and avoid being treated like a geek by saying that they are a teasing but the thing is whether they are teasing or not, they are still a pack of geeks and they will all die long and painfull deaths, and they aren't really cool but they will say that they are teasing to avoid getting teased themselves, they are all a pack of shy ***** who really aren't coping with life very well, so they try and tesse, and that is the end of another instalment
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Aug 5, 2015
Aug 5, 2015 at 10:43 PM UTC
when weak people tease
When weak people tease You see as people go about every day life, they push people around a lot and also another thing they do as well, you see mate is try and tease in a way to make people jitter and even if they might not look like they don't know how to tease, they are teasing they are trying to bring all their friends together and tease them, and they are trying to tease the little shy boy, even if that they are little shy boys anyway, because at least I have a life and I want to be rich and famous, while people are trying to tease in so many ways, like one way they are prepared to say shut up **** every time he says something and when he goes on the computer, he can hear his dad saying be a little teasie, because his dad said that he us shy and some young hooligans said we'll kidnap him to tease him, even if they are trying to make him jitter, even if they are as weak as ****** **** you see people should do volunteer work and do are had write poems and be cool, while my dad is saying your still either a kid or a lady and my new mate is teasing me with his friends, first he invites me over, so he can be helped by me and then he invitesj some other mentally ill people over and started to tease me with his friends because he is saying that your still a little shy boy, and he will say that he ain't shy to complain about work and remain poor, just as Long as he has his fun teasing, and he says that that you are still a defensive little **** and you know you need to realise that I ain't shy to tease you buddy, I will drink alcohol over you and then I will go to pub and have a few alcoholic beverages avd say that you are still getting teased even if it makes him look like a ****** geek, and only geeks tease like that anyway, because they try to tease in so many ways and even if they are little geeky kids, they try and avoid being treated like a geek by saying that they are a teasing but the thing is whether they are teasing or not, they are still a pack of geeks and they will all die long and painfull deaths, and they aren't really cool but they will say that they are teasing to avoid getting teased themselves, they are all a pack of shy ***** who really aren't coping with life very well, so they try and tesse, and that is the end of another instalment
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Me without you is like, A sneaker without laces. A geek without braces. Asentencewithoutspaces.
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Jan 21, 2011
Jan 21, 2011 at 11:55 AM UTC
Me without You!