I don't know how to act when women are involved The world doesn't want my kind to begin with Lack of significant motivation to get anything done My wife thinks I think God is real I'd find out if God is real My voice is too nasally I waste my wife's money I can't figure out how to be normal My dad is an alcoholic I'm an alcoholic I burden everyone I'm around I seek attention I don't want attention That embarrassing thing I did in third grade That embarrassing thing I did in fifth grade That embarrassing thing I did in sixth grade I cheated on my wife I made another girl think I really loved her I made another girl think we could run away together Then I ran away without her Blasphemy I don't have a real job I think I'm better at everything than I am I think I'm superior to most everyone I don't know what it feels like to be happy I like futa I cheat at my own goals My family would be ashamed My brother is a hikikamori and it's my fault I scold him for it I steal from family I cannot empathize I put down others to feel better I do not want to live I am self destructive But not enough to count I wear a mask around everyone Except when I have a few beers I listen to teenage girl scene music I play garbage video games I hate people who are like myself No one cares I lie to my spouse I fantasize about her friends I like cringy memes I like memes I think highly enough of memes to add them to this list I prey on vulnerable women By acting hopeless I really am hopeless though I seek approval in my writing And I pretend I'm good at it I'm too analytical I play games no one cares about I say things that aren't funny I say things that aren't funny enough And I laugh way too hard sometimes I don't know how to keep a relationship going And I can't make smalltalk with a straight face I am a walking contradiction I agree with both sides I agree with neither side I just want to be difficult I insist on things that simply aren't true And above all else I still think I'm going to heaven
