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Photography's funny & it's focal when your slurpy runs run foreign then local with a sister-******* yokel, as it's fixed by punchline what a ***** joke'll make of a wiener-shaped sausage in the course of a family-friendly poke-all; into a ******-shooting heroine or a coked-up coke doll. Take back our toothpicks 1 rotten tooth at a time.
Erin Roma Dec 2016
When I woke up, groggy from the previous mind adventure, I knew I was still deep in slumber.
Dying to unveil what satisfies my deepest questions. How do I get out of this labyrinth? A pilgrim with nothing to hold on to. Not so sure.
My very own sanity is a hurricane. Severely obsessing over the slightest bit of your imperfections. Don’t you know my heart hurtled? When you called my name?Β Β It rode a space shuttle, plummeting in loops when you tease me with those sweet little things of yours. It was ultimately extreme. It screamed. Screamed so wildly because it wants to stop and at the same time, it feels so high that it could reach the seventh heaven. Now, does it please you to see me struggle? You win.
I wander the insides of this hideous monster and wonder what it’s like to be outside. In the real world. Maybe this is the door to something, somethingΒ Β cinematic and magical. Maybe things would be rough before it goes smooth and velvety. Yeah maybe. I forced myself to believe.
I have made several attempts for a sweet escape but every fugging time, I am always lured to come back and get trapped again.
Your presence is an intertwining intoxication and remedy. Maybe, I shall get you arrested from making me suffer from an euphoria that you hit and ran. Or maybe not because I enjoyed it in some way. Your sadistic crime brought me so much damage that my brain rejected to function properly.
Now I’m feeding on pure delusions that I could still recover and get back safe. Safe into paradise that I initially think you were. It’s like thinking that you’re taking the right path to heaven and suddenly it gets darker, uglier and before you know it you’re about to experience hell. Hell inside a maze.
β€œPlease wake me up. His pull held me captive so tight.” A voice echoed with a blur.
I can’t grasp whose is it. Ever since I came here, I hardly recognize who I am.
( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
Here on 2 limbs hobbles a 110-year-old pervert, Kirk Douglas, who
fugged fugging Marilyn Monroe fugless like 1 Aussie **** Kug lass
***** it tightly, sweet, slutty ***** in a perch from the lowest mast
with the queer **** who kicked in your teeth after you back-sassed
a family ******, I meant therapist, 47 centuries ago in the recent past
whilst kaffirs sold for a displaced value & **** got 'em lynched fast
as slaves were replacement-ready when white girls got them gassed
as ******* were placed steady when pink-titted girls had 'em gassed
as slaves were replaced already 'cause **** broads got them gassed
'cause any way you mounted it the leg-breakers struck a broken cast
from short shards of a super speedway's superficial asphaltical blast
that bombed big red dog Clifford's **** Β½ so big as the 1 before last
so as to cover civilized folks & render traditional gay queers aghast
at the sick **** rumblings of organized colon-clutterer Thomas Nast
& his merrie band of coolies & ne're-do-wells routinely out-classed
dead Charles W. Fairbanks, his nephropathy & deeds done Β½-assed
in 1909 when Wales appeared, to ****** ***** on dope, tall & vast
& open to the dirt-bag raunchiest, slickest, iconoclastical iconoclast
whose morganatical marriage meant zero to Cymru lepers harassed
by what ****-****-licking/puking anti-popes did for embarrassment
in the Vatican's most x-pope steady, paederastically-cozy apartment
that was no-less bigger than the *******-******-ghetto compartment
where it was ebonically-taught what the worst navy-bean **** meant
after eating obese Santa's guts before the final Christmas card's sent
Tick them off, each one's deader than the other for keeps like butter
***-spread 'cross lower labial lips that spit, sprawl, sputter & stutter
in the gray-cancer corpse cream cheese of Laura & Isaac Perlmutter
living the lives of 439 felonious fugitives in pig-****-garbage clutter
I was tossin' large rocks at myself when a large rock struck my face
bashin' in my nose to make me look like I was from an inferior race
I was lucky to have my passport if questioned by whites just in case
I was throwin' rocks at myself when a big one struck me in my face
smashing my nose to make me look like I was from an inferior race
I held a new passport, if white officials wanted to see it, just in case
I was droppin' big rocks on myself when big rocks crushed my face
widenin' my Caucasoid nose like an ugly pig of an undesirable race
I needed a good passport, if white officers demanded it, just in case
I was killin' myself with boulders when 1 race-mixed my ***** race
bashin' in my nose to make me look like I had an inferior **** face
I possessed a valid passport, if white cops demanded it, just in case
flattening my nose to make me look as if I was from a Mongol race
I possessed a valid visa, if white pigs demanded 1, & a can of mace
because even with a **** nose I could flee Vietnam without a trace
with leprous tourists, spastically limping to an unknown someplace
far from the rigors of a religiously-generous-bombed-out home base
queerly accented in wool hung crΓͺpe & whitework embroidery lace
that trails down downed trails florid in flower for a perfumed chase
over a broken crutch mountain to ******* cripples via bracing brace
that holds Big Bertha beyond Elton John's pacemaker's stodgy pace
as excitement builds when 2 ****-buddies present Elton with a vase
that allows Big Bertha to under-pace Elton John's pacemaker's pace
as excitement builds when a ****-buddy shoves up into Elton a vase

( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
Give me your hirsute/textile/hombre love you lovely hairy rag man,
with your pointy nose, unlimbered leg & warts from Larry Hagman
who from the horse's mountable side snuck up like an airy stag ram
Don't take what little's left via state Santa Christmas merry bag ban
Let's dress like women in debt at the oldest Chuck Berry drag stand
My happiness is easily seen in blood-letting cirques as corpuscular
while my rippling backwards frontage is of a physique so muscular
that it is known by fat aunt Joan as socked-in and highly avuncular
In icy Florida I pine for Klondike my favorite Alaskan lesbian lover
who, in our gay igloo, resembled that big oily ****** Danny Glover

( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
Refugees flee what's so repressively dangerous that it's forever fled
The bloodied blood biz passes pathogens to bleeders bloodily bled
It is a dreadful situation that ****** folks find difficult not to dread
A gent is obliged to face conflict face first short of living in a shed,
plying the rough trade, rough-necking with ******* or playing dead
When my cruddy teeth are encrusted I brush the crud off with Crest
while working drainward with this golden cake of soap called Zest
Like a woman on public assistance I refuse to let my choppers rest
There was a time when talk of quiz was a precursor to an Iowa test
My basic skills are determinedly under-cutting my housewife guest
whose stems run north to her malignant tissue free mammae breast
In movies shooting orphans with high-powered rifles is done in jest
'cause in Amerika making ammunition is what wage-slaves do best
( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘β—‰ ΝœΚ– Ν‘β—‰) βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…
βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…

Here on 2 limbs hobbles a 110-year-old pervert, Kirk Douglas, who
fugged fugging Marilyn Monroe fugless like 1 Aussie **** Kug lass
***** it tightly, sweet, slutty ***** in a perch from the lowest mast
with the queer **** who kicked in your teeth after you back-sassed
a family ******, I meant therapist, 47 centuries ago in the recent past
whilst kaffirs sold for a displaced value & **** got 'em lynched fast
as slaves were replacement-ready when white girls got them gassed
as ******* were placed steady when pink-titted girls had 'em gassed
as slaves were replaced already 'cause **** broads got them gassed
'cause any way you mounted it the leg-breakers struck a broken cast



( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
Give me your hirsute/textile/hombre love you lovely hairy rag man,
with your pointy nose, unlimbered leg & warts from Larry Hagman
who from the horse's mountable side snuck up like an airy stag ram
Don't take what little's left via state Santa Christmas merry bag ban
Let's dress like women in debt at the oldest Chuck Berry drag stand
My happiness is easily seen in blood-letting cirques as corpuscular
while my rippling backwards frontage is of a physique so muscular
that it is known by fat aunt Joan as socked-in and highly avuncular
In icy Florida I pine for Klondike my favorite Alaskan lesbian lover
who, in our gay igloo, resembled that big oily ****** Danny Glover


( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
Refugees flee what's so repressively dangerous that it's forever fled
The bloodied blood biz passes pathogens to bleeders bloodily bled
It is a dreadful situation that ****** folks find difficult not to dread
A gent is obliged to face conflict face first short of living in a shed,
plying the rough trade, rough-necking with ******* or playing dead
When my cruddy teeth are encrusted I brush the crud off with Crest
while working drainward with this golden cake of soap called Zest
Like a woman on public assistance I refuse to let my choppers rest
There was a time when talk of quiz was a precursor to an Iowa test
My basic skills are determinedly under-cutting my housewife guest
whose stems run north to her malignant tissue free mammae breast
In movies shooting orphans with high-powered rifles is done in jest
'cause in Amerika making ammunition is what wage-slaves do best

( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)Β Β ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
Half way through May, again, I anticipate with regularity the June month, as my colon waves in spasms, goose stepping in quick time to June. I should look up old friends, old ****-buddies if I were a homosexual (which I'm not). It seems relaxing to sit when spoken to; to speak from a seat.
Β Β  β€œI assure you,” the waitress said with the tight skirt.
Β Β  β€œThat's ****,” I said.
Β Β  β€œWhat is?” She asked.
Β Β  β€œThe word 'assure' because it's got '***' in it,” I said.
Β Β  β€œEven better,” she observed in a tight-*** framing way.
β€œTitusville, get it? Tight *** Ville?!”
Β Β  β€œOh yeah. Will you let me measure you against all women?”
Β Β  β€œSure,” she said. β€œIt's the least that I could do.”
Β Β  Panic came upon me like it was 1929.
Β Β  β€œI'd sell everything to be rid of my things.”
Β Β  β€œI hear you,” she said while adjusting her hearing aid.
Β Β  β€œIf you'll trust me just once I won't have to
buy a second pregnancy test,” I informed.
Β Β  β€œI will. Besides, in the end, it'll all be
worth it, the ointment – everything.”
Β Β  I could see her better because I sat behind her from where
she stood. β€œI'd **** a million democrats on your say-so,”
said I to get between her ***'s puffy parts.
Β Β  β€œI love you,” she whispered as I gave
her a tip, my tip, just enough to win.Β Β Β Β 
Β Β  β€œDo you miss me mucho big? Am I not too mucho
macho for you?” I asked very Spanishly.
Β Β  β€œYou're **** when you talk wet-back. Are you a wet-back?”
Β Β  β€œNo, I'm not a wet-back.”
Β Β  β€œThat's good. I don't mind a little grease now and again.”
Β Β  β€œMe too.”
Β Β  The temperature was drooping (& dropping) and
I knew that pipes froze at a low temperature.
Β Β  β€œTake off your ****** and let me feed you a taco.”
Β Β  β€œI don't wear underpants.”
Β Β  β€œMe too.”
Β Β  That night our waitress/customer relationship
remained whole as I pulled out just enough to win.

β–Ί Los chinos dicen: "La vida y la muerte son la provincia de los cielos."ο»Ώ
( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) (βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ… βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ… βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ… Ν‘β—‰ ΝœΚ– Ν‘β—‰) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘β—‰ ΝœΚ– Ν‘β—‰) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘β—‰ ΝœΚ– Ν‘β—‰)
( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘β—‰ ΝœΚ– Ν‘β—‰) βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…
βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…

Here on 2 limbs hobbles a 110-year-old pervert, Kirk Douglas, who
fugged fugging Marilyn Monroe fugless like 1 Aussie **** Kug lass.
( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)     ( Ν‘β—‰ ΝœΚ– Ν‘β—‰)

Here on 2 limbs hobbles a 110-year-old pervert, Kirk Douglas, who
fugged fugging Marilyn Monroe fugless like 1 Aussie **** Kug lass
***** it tightly, sweet, slutty ***** in a perch from the lowest mast
with the queer **** who kicked in your teeth after you back-sassed
a family ******, I meant therapist, 47 centuries ago in the recent past
whilst kaffirs sold for a displaced value & **** got 'em lynched fast
as slaves were replacement-ready when white girls got them gassed
as ******* were placed steady when pink-titted girls had 'em gassed
as slaves were replaced already 'cause **** broads got them gassed
'cause any way you mounted it the leg-breakers struck a broken cast
( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘β—‰ ΝœΚ– Ν‘β—‰)

Here on 2 limbs hobbles a 110-year-old pervert, Kirk Douglas, who
fugged fugging Marilyn Monroe fugless like 1 Aussie **** Kug lass
***** it tightly, sweet, slutty ***** in a perch from the lowest mast
with the queer **** who kicked in your teeth after you back-sassed
a family ******, I meant therapist, 47 centuries ago in the recent past
whilst kaffirs sold for a displaced value & **** got 'em lynched fast
as slaves were replacement-ready when white girls got them gassed
as ******* were placed steady when pink-titted girls had 'em gassed
as slaves were replaced already 'cause **** broads got them gassed
'cause any way you mounted it the leg-breakers struck a broken cast
( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) (βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ… βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…
βœ…βœ… βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ… Ν‘
β—‰ ΝœΚ– Ν‘β—‰) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘β—‰ ΝœΚ– Ν‘β—‰) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘β—‰ ΝœΚ– Ν‘β—‰)
( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ( Ν‘β—‰ ΝœΚ– Ν‘β—‰) βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…
βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…

Here on 2 limbs hobbles a 110-year-old pervert, Kirk Douglas, who
fugged fugging Marilyn Monroe fugless like 1 Aussie **** Kug lass
***** it tightly, sweet, slutty ***** in a perch from the lowest mast
with the queer **** who kicked in your teeth after you back-sassed
a family ******, I meant therapist, 47 centuries ago in the recent past
whilst kaffirs sold for a displaced value & **** got 'em lynched fast
as slaves were replacement-ready when white girls got them gassed
as nickers were placed steady when pink-titted girls had 'em gassed
as slaves were replaced already 'cause **** broads got them gassed
'cause any way you mounted it the leg-breakers struck a broken cast

— The End —