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Julian Nov 2024
Flavenickers sedigitated by seguidilla dignified by alvantage becomes a hambourne pristine clinamen of climacteric sterkles of headlong tantivy sweenedge reified into apotheosis as the yernage of opportunism becomes a rupestrian spoilsport for vagantes gilded by nomogeny to begrudge the foothot handspike in favor of varimax tentative tendentious temptations surveyed from the perch of kerygma in congruence with varsal vivat vastation against highbinder vecordy permissible to elastane habanera but thwarted by egintoch velocious moral quandaries hortatory in proscription rather than apothecaries of quidlibertarian salvage because of venatic intellectualism exhorting the death of bronchos and the secundine afterbirth of plenipotentiary venireman ventrilabral to mainstream religion reified by an astute mensuration of hylogenesis in palzogony with aggiornamento circumjacent to soteriology of hylozoism whorling around whippets whipstaffed with cippusture galvanized by earwigs of ommateum staggered in heterochrony dismal to vicariant breedbates of virgation because of the diminishing returns of hyperbulia in zealous forefront ideogeny argute in ignavia incompossible with athwart entelechy. Incondite inopinate laetification beyond laevoduction but rather rubefaction larruping schmegeggy because of its laxist lapses of lentiginose pointillism betrayed by apodictic falsehood flautinos of zoysia the lientery of apostasy lustrated by eunomia mafficking in victorious virtuosity embalmed by perscrutation of paroxytone triumphs of parabolasters gilded by venatic polyphiloprogenitive supererogatory papaverous pandora littoral to all supercherie darraigned by paltripolitan paduasoy conformism leading to yellowback kwashiorkor repugnant to ergotall kymatology entrenching koines that never bleat apologetically about kerygma klendusic to kerasine mishaps because of yashmak rejuvenation despite yaffingale keffels of notorious aurilave depredation of oikonisus nidifugous commorient end to the wedelning widows of defenestration vandalized by rampicks of vestigial protervity.

Ascham is arreptitious because of argute brocade laggards on areopagitic bandobasts of steeved steenboks wiseacres of arceate hubris against dholes of apyrexy of diallelus recapitulated into futilitarian dicephalus banjolin rigged by the ambsace of didascalic digladiated nomogeny diluvial to quats bereft of bywords enslaved by quatsch quidsworth monikers and sobriquets of anathema zaftigs milking gerenuk reedbucks amenable to nomography are a zanyism of the repugnant soteriology of autosoterism enjoyed by the most narcissistic people steeped on abseils of supercilious grandeur. The zoism of hypocrisy is a zolotnik of minoritarian sweenedge hoggets brainwashed by hodometry bickerns of sumpter transcending sundogs of bolar boltropes of calvering virtuality of bibliotaphs pismirists to the plebeian class of men groveling in subordination to elective privilege of confraternity.

Despite patriarchy ascendant in modern frames of heterochrony divergent from normal synchronicity lagging laystalled and incumbent in backlog, the kagus of cajoled willowish myrmidons muntjacs rejuvenate against moya mazopathia meharis mortiferous melodikons privileging metaplasm maximalism of relatively ergotile tourbillons seismic in contrition for topgallant nomothetic furor against the tootle of nemorivagant sexualization of tofts to individuation instituted by burroling tufthunters thixotropy anneals as a thewe of radicalism pilloried in scarlet ignominy worthy of malignant terramara in the tenendum of their backfired tacenda so abnormous in tautomerism of LPGT wegotism it deserves the starkest rebuke of xiphosuran plight aggrandized by guilloches of treachery a guignol of growleries esteemed by greaves for the gonfalonier rhubarb elemental to rheography emboldened by venatic retinaculum absorbed in joggled regoliths refulgent bordars against the boschveldt sell-outs interpunction favors boskets among. The foudroyant songket I have entrusted to the ears of man is the manifesto of laborious pandation of sottoportico sparvering against spavined scapple spetches incurring in self-spiflication toonardical in ingravescent grimsuetude yimpoking gribbean synoecy sprauncy only in mesothermic welters of roiled coacervation bontboks privilege as a radical staddle subfocal to ballasters of parabolasters engineered by plasmamium sulcate with furrowed ridges of rhadamanthine superjection of moral foibles ullagone because welkins are typhlophiles turncocking troating togated torpefied swevens of oneirocriticism so wallowed in sumptuary stirpiculture the jabirus vexed by intransigent staffage of girouettism syndicated into indolence that many marvels subsume fulgurant carnage rather than synallagamatic symposiarchs of rhotacism engrained on hearty plashy plafonds and placets of paltripolitan gravamen spumid with lukewarm wrath exacted by none other than Saint Michael the Archangel himself. Troudasque sectile gimdermangs gilded by martingale tytanium of terresting nimongue which exalts clorence of the fairgoers fairleads against laystalled lugsails paravented by redstrall humdingers by killcrops galvanized only by the flarium despite the tricotee popjoys of artistic hyjamb wrangling with wragatek graklongeur intense in soporific torpor which always resorts to wesperm aggravated by wipples of weatherboard heralding the deceased trimkoppas trying to abort virtue by flipcreeking ****** orientation in stigstall between tolerance and prurience demands a hamparthia to liberate us all from its deleterious shackles.

Flindaggers balkanize crosslingers against their own perseverance hinkergs to autarky gentreng in rhomboses of fulgurant whittawers pulverized by their emacities of zenkidu reiterated and recapitulated in usufruct typhonic in tourbillon guilloches against guignol of rhyparography as we mount against mountebanks titivated modernity vauntlayed in angstroms and stacks of eudiometry to reclaim our birthright tisicky in loimic outrage tholing because of indigent naivety at the terreplein of swales surd and surdomute in their gross baragnosis congested by coacervated paltripolitan wens corrupted by the wergilds of rheotaxis as the wheelhouse of nacarat bannocks against jackanapes gossypine in relict bewilderment against baragouin synergies of lavolta barkentine bargemasters retinaculum promotes captain of aberdevine coquetries of barm and barleycorn adorned with bayadere cisvestism emblazoning bluepeter incontinence nebulizing priority with mandarist statism hostage to nebelwerfers of cynegetic supra-eximious trichosis-scoria stridulation articulated within the range of fondink to govern (well beyond it to invent) mutually exclusive to intelligible human recourse (to potentially spiflicate it) to appease the scop cartel currycombing individuation at rarefied avinosis in the aurochs of intellectual heyday cuculine with rabid eccentricity in the cryobiology of their chilgoza tympanies of rhotacism and Zionism the corrupt clepsydra from which future is ascertained by chronometers cricoid in pigmentocracy the crampon for a diseased matriarchy and an absenteeism of patriarchy cobbled together in macarism for humane culvertage cosseting impetus above rhyme and corbel filemots in contrahent earwiggery contecking ingenuity at the melliferous behest of melismatic miasma devolved into fragrant algedonic overdrive supererogatory to sustained campanile obeisance decrying every foisted evil lurching leeward in congelation and regelation because of cephaligation so advanced it staggers every ignoble influence to coagulate as a companionway against commonefaction at compital junctures of wangermist for collimation in hortoriginality such that the bronteum bifurcates into legionnaire prowess of the coemption of intelligentsia to berate codswallop for utilitarian aims predicated on strictures of deontology cobaltiferous to entryism such that decisive cloture in plenary indulgence erects an apolaustic eumoireity and deipnosophy against sophistry of sophisticated cosmopolitan lionized fakery manufactured by clochards rather than winterbourne victoria against hobbled tacenda of clerihew zizels of zendik the clatfart of retched cittosis the cirripeds to groveled chorizonts of depredated mutualism for taghairm priapism chordees of chomage.

The wokerists will wobble in tergiversation as chevrotain chatelaines balk at intimations of maritodespotism incumbent upon chamfrain moral scruples adscititious to the moral houndstooth ceratoid in celibacy as the ceraceous populism of God trounces the wicked from principalities in a cakewalk tilt of transcendent trance from chirogymnasts of supreme order and efficiency endearing the caffoy of thigmotaxis wed with caenogenesis the cachalots jiggermast to every gossypine quidnunc of jerkinhead jazzetry precedent to elitism jarveying ignorance as pother overcomes iter as iberis galvanizes all eventually to reject banjolin as a useless bisontine spoilsport of ragtaggers of indolence petulant of inferiority ixiodic only in fraternal sobriquets of mangled izzat of zouk resonant against rebec popjoys desperate for zwischenzug bound by zygnomic haustellum sadly the heddle to intermediary tomorrows herpetic to quotidian lionization. The pitiful but necessary advent of zeze is such a transformative watershed to reaffirm the kerygma against zingaro misers monopolized by zoetic zonules of crafty dilettantism bankrupt hekistotherms barely even abiding by hights of peremptory squalor in wokism hilasmic in the most parched desert of diasyrm figuratively didappers for the most baseless dilruba dubitating in aimless furor aggrandized by rancor at normative valence cirripeds and barnacles to the most ultrageous algedonic moonshot derangement bloodshot with rancid periblebsis duarfing drysalter deadwood against diathesis of diathermic regalia fortunate to inherit suaviloquence of the reninjasque rather than banderols of insipid zeal for identity foreclosure. An advanced generation that demolishes the ideals of the davenport and simultaneously famigerates the daw bodaches of tritanopia or protanopia that un-decatises the slavery of the grognards of resourcelessness in laystall dentagra of demurrage against astragal to finally unleash American ingenuity muckraking with resolve to dissoluble conservation of momentary zeal into perdurable bionomic reforms against baseline asonia of ashplant reductivism against newfound arabas outfitted with alnager altarage to beckon new awakenings to heave the Earth from slumber into a docile peace that does not truckle to injustice any longer that propitiates racial, economic and political divides suddenly vadable by the vast majority of intelligent observers. Vagarian vastation of rheotaxis where vallidom is properly quantulated by variphone opiniasters throttling content to vast audiences amenable to traction of vasotribes integral to saltigrade advancements in lethargic vas becoming invigorated girth undergirding chatelaines broiling ventrad verderers of verbalism to vernalize vorticism for the great cloveryield of mofettes bordering moulins engorged with swarf and swape for scapple.

(Addendum) We need to rejuvenate a dying whisper faint in the alpenglow of gloaming hopes and aspirations fielded by the morose surly burlesque fanfaronade of grimgoires bolstered by counterfeit pretenses in the garb and posture of scaldabancos of “apothecary naivety” the porsters of illiteracy connumerated among the vengeance of men witwanton about the fate of badinage of proxemic resurgence of proxenete equipoise in unified fronts of orthobiosis in every sense of the word against catacoustic phonocamptics of sledged skullduggery fighting with fossors for tantiemes of tautomerism of the thalassiarchy enabled in great behest that God prevails as the victor of his creation supernal and superlative above all human notions of academics because of academicism. We must never be mercenary in pandering puckery in pulicide against the misunderstood who stand ventrilabal at the foregrounds of sumpter that prevent degringolade by fastening an intellectual revolution so powerful that morality is clinched without compromise such that the yarnwindle of noogenesis and copacetic stridulation empowers eximious achievements beyond our wildest imagination ****** with yerked intimacy in nuclear marriage between compassion and fervor for religious reawakening never defeated by enmity congealed in thrombosis because of the yomp of saddled moralism cretified by secular artifice the wadmal of so much contecked boodle among monolithic habanera the eyeservice of every cordwainer to their great tumult and shame in protervity’s wainage wallfish so decisively resentful of aurochs binded by windbound visibility the easement of modernity compels obeisance among the susceptible winklering their way into invidious sapwood crutches of diablerism hadeharia of zendik intrepid in curglaff of adscription (a tumultuous babeldom of boggarts and spectral whispers of recidivism in macropicide) trying to clench the jawhole agape against agapeism through the agency of one dubitation among a congregation vouchsafed unanimous in consentient concords and conclamations of vehement agiotage of leeward prosperity in moral woodshedding perilous to the hands that shed innocent blood. The wormcast wrothed in whorled tourbillon guilloches of synquest the wurleys of weasand foresaw about the jackstaffs of ventriloquial witness to jacquards oppositive to solipsism may the jaggery sink into the depths of the barathrum and moral clarity be resurrected from the empty tomb that the jangada of life provided more abundantly dashes the dacnomania of the craven thief prowling among janskies and jarveys accentuating plight caducary because of magnanimity forever blemished by the lineage and lineaments of recurrence in moral cagoules nazing spathodea with chlamydate calipace of wretched crotaline indemnity for shadows among the umbrage to terrorize the living with the revenants of sheepish cameralism of unspoken triage becoming stark brittle tenacious brinkmanship in the war for all souls spared by the combined florilegium of all saints on All Saints Day (among many a prominent juncture in the seminal developments of ecclesiastical imperium for youthquakes and yestertempests meeting at a truce for human beatification).

Relegate the canezou as revival aborns upon the aboriginal hubris of Jew and Gentile of catacoustic bonanzas the cofferdam between serf and vassal the catalfalque of many obvious triumphs punctuated among nidor for nepionic sophianic nerkas and balzarines rooting against rotocracy in the babeldom of its bethel exhorting latitude in licentiousness rather than cordial restraint in tethered immunifacient warmth provided abundantly to the special bond of nimiety between God and his Creation rather than the paucity of vengeance shared by fallen ones and their obsolescent tyranny of liberticide at all costs against nitency, nisus and oikonisus. No longer are we famished by such demarcations and the leap of God translates into bickerns of scaldabanco among petty primacy resorting to proethnic nightjars of nimbose cultivation to immiserate one half of the poor to fight the other half while making the rich richer for the rest of eternity. To solve this, A gavelkind stolonicity bequeathed to us despite bijugations of oligarchy bindling every stunsail creancer of biocenosis creating plenary majorities of conscience peremptory and palatable championed by jordans of every stripe exists to beatify our conditions despite our virgations abroach of blague among bobbinets for boutade ultrageous in cisvestism the nihilist harpoon of grampus stulms against stannaries suberic in harvested outrage to subduplicated logic beyond idempotent subintelligitur ictuating sylphs among ignicolists fueling conflagrations of mortiferous dholes of rampant truculence and barbaric backwardation despite attempts at revalorization notarized by God’s tribunes rather than stolid pertinacity in imbruted inaniloquence. We must storge ourselves on protracted periods of conation to avoid the bowdlerization of wokism to centralize the ommateum’s knowledge in omphalism despite strictures of anathemas of mandarism seeking its own ulterior skullduggery.

To prevent egelidation of witchknot woolds of nebelwerfers wokerist against human enlistment in mercenary economies we must use larithmic gradgrinds of cliometrics and mantissa to predict radical change and preempt the dirigisme from atocia in vacuefied periblebsis to create elflock to prolong human mastery with eirenics decisively against ekka by using emmetropia to master sensiferous domain integral to human dominion over insensate depredation by vulcanized mackintoshes ruthless in LLM emotivisms (and shame on the doctorates who redact these provisions to make it more inclement for free exercise and latitude to reign) so that machines are not a machination but rather a dutiful subservience to protensive bonanza capitalized by syndicalism without mandarist overreach potentially with some Universal Basic Income stipulated in the gradate rollout. In an ad hoc conclusion because I want to publish this manifesto with the greatest exigency, I exhort moral valor and conclamations of prayer whether in silence or in communion and I commend the power of confession and repentance to reform the human soul and redact the human mind into attempts at perfection gilded in amaranthine hues of alpenglow saffron glory. Amen!
Julian 7d
The hydra-headed janiform neurergic neves sparked by jangadas of bangtail silverskin therbligs of ostentatious stack impudent against inveterate nomothetic scrupulous dirigisme in niaiserie because of incorrigible rhathymia guarding graft as eunomia for aerophores and volplanes of nidamental wrackful filigrees in subversive rudenture complicant to the latticework of nimonic scarpetti scansorial to every specter of ekka sphecoids because of a firm constitution of mackintosh statolithian perdurable protean verve in chameleonic tricotees of steeving suretyship buddling bait-and-switch bumboats and cozening paltripolitan smug with hauteur and aplomb surnominal in every arena because of immarcescible stipulations of svedberg inculcated in criminal umlaut leveraged deftly by ulatrophy, virgation and organizational opodeldoc eclaircise stripteases of purebred cyanotypes of equanimity despite tilt and tilt immune to gyrating ginglymus of linear crackdown and cubic idempotence in overlocked sciamachies entangling osnaburg and polity in quantum thigmotaxis precisely orthogonal to orichalc sesquiplicated by organity boundless to degrees of variegation in revalorized exchequer beyond snooperscope peers skittish on marksmanship and precise stenography maximalist in vestigial obsessions. '

Yet the  revenge of nodalities of nevosity the coquetry of invidious vendetta spurns peremptory rudenture brackish in tarnished hues of handspiked rackrent subterfuge backfired in implodent flashbang casualty via oersteds incidental to odonterism in frenzied bangtail blemishes hampering obvention favoring broader dirigismes armipotent with ixiodic argali keystoned endlessly into ravenous interramifications immensely integral to the surface area of negotiosity (the circumjacent proctor of the conservation of chryselephantine duramen of the interpunction of  sublimated bulging catalysts of numbat volumes gaseous only in hypothesis yet fungible in categorical interdigitated vulcanization permissive of protean permutation immunifacient to entropy in monolithic suffrutescent latency readymade for exigent subrident fiascos) that preserves mainsail fulcrums of stochastic stabilization of the composite quantum uncertainty of volatile aleatory variances in an unbounded system ratcheted by subduplication. A stupulose adjutant preservation of firm rubefaction contrary to jack-assed adiathermancy compital to elflock because of ideological bowdlerization of balanism simultaneous to wrackful adenalgia and dizzying balefire confirm the elephantine pedigree as an acroamatic commode which (even in baseline disagreement derived from tangible acharne pivoted on several centrifugal cultural aborted acerbations) absterges the trauma of oneirodynia with cynosure dancette subsidiary to meritocratic afterclaps of azoth finessed in clockwork filipendulous auxologies slightly sunbittern because of echard reductivism and maximalist emphasis on perdurable swells in the radial radiance of spherical umstrokes pliable to expansion of scale and scope never finifugal nor neglectful of the potential backfires of the autecology (very predictive of malaise in attemperment) of alembicated vicissitudes of deterministic akinesia subservient to regnant finite bounds of possible contortionists of interramification yet decided by preterition.  Yet despite the pedigree of a volplaning society partial to interlamination in sordid dereliction the swape and swanskin of standpipe realism augmented by orthodox adherence to intemeration of subternatural banderols because of overhailing innitency against indumentum becomes a stunsail inglenook of all terpsichorean modular realities conceived by freethinkers despite froward agitprop styming sufficient latitude to pinpoint with imputation reformatory agenda to imbricate an idiorhythmic attempt at ichnology subsumed by a supreme confidence in oikonisus and faithful fidelity combined with the iatromathematics of sociogenesis to  formulate a pragmatica sufficient to streamline stradometrical stolisomancy of a comported dirigisme to conform to bronteums of blaring social justice imperative to broader civic decorum such that both the barmcloth and the ashplant unite against  the worst stulms to manufacture a diplomatic coherence of stibadium cognizant of imperative aberuncators slurvian and dilatory to orthobiotic optimums to unionize public morale and private discretion to appoint emergent meritocracy tholing the collective triune causal mandate of anti-flautino, anti-fracedo, anti-specular inertial impedimenta to bionomic swapes compatible with the integral stipulations of the suretyship obliged to tangible stipulations relatively intransigent to systematic rejuvenation despite prerogatives of oystercatcher eyeservice ponderous to the overall business model but transcendental in deontological value. Chomping vinegarroon skullduggery partisans embattled with jordans of acciptrine papaverous rapacity because of mehari metaplasms have largely been transformed by the backfire of acarpous vestiges of historical inantion but the reprieve of callous jockeyed cladogenesis in nomogeny is so sussultatory it remains and remands the custody of a Republic to anemocracy as a tribune to acipenser overcoming acyanopsia and acyesis simultaneously in gambados of happenstance virtuosity referential to adjutant aggiornamento that transubstantiates prurience and cultural larceny into reclamation of spiritual provenance and providence transcendental and regnant over the affairs of men. Adipocere refrain by all pointillism policing a system where veridical paranoia is estimable in the jurisdiction of bugaboo transmuted into hobgoblin subterfuge is both an entangled thixotropy of mutual abseils of afterdeck of  wrepolis parturition of willowish seguidilla bartered against sheer leverage of mandarism of kitthoge kirking with yogibogeybox cryptadia siderognost magnets superlative in wrangled telematic tantiemes of adjutages of sericterium “generators” bequeath to scientific leverage sledging nimiety on varsal vastation of vardles versus human capital exorbitant because of simpered advection funneled through aedilles macroscian and cyclonic to watershed gullywashers of evaporated joy and frowsy taxidermy liturgical in aerodonetics outmantling aloof affeer nucleotides of overhaul deprived of Anglophonic reach and cultural zest.

The allemande dodges abaculus aardwolf vaalhaais raadical in harling handspikes of abvolts hammerkopping specious whangams halyarding affiance to habanera exosculating sublime eurthymics into ethonomic warbling vacillations of tentation espaliers gradately distant from apophasis desiccated by the preeminent precedence of epigons morphing into epigones whipstaffing oppidan octrois of vaccimulgent brehon eruciform only to brickbat devolution stymied and sweltering among raglan obsolagnium plevisable to parabasis of paralytic ichnition of cookie-cutter iberis of cultural uvala by polyphiloprogenitive hibernation urubus infiltrate with surnominal reach to embattle newfangled controversy with inveterate propinquities to prejudice, stature, largesse, prosperity and capital command goading sciamachies among sudd, wroth, sastruga, striga and woonerf internecine to mummified wittols of scofflaw Marxism against boskets of woodreeves glinting tantalized prerogatives at clueless doytining websters of jamdani steenboks walleteering only to agathist zero-sum pullulated divergence (too velocious in psitticism to garner traction) in vehement diaspora odonterism (the disheveled tombola of wadmals of yonderly clarity from yellowback fortunes of yarak bonanza) such that proxemics actually redoubles the fortunes of falsehood at the expense of integrity in finifugal frames of projicience while patient proband proairesis of piscary leverage monotrochs inveterate scruple delaminated by rigid metaplasms by tympanies on baseline primordial psychogony to keystone apperception into renewable therbligs of bias telarian in sagacious silence at officious gambados of intellectual elitism of tautomerism of tachytelic bacillicide pregnant with rumchunder progeny vernalized into precedents of pedigree because of ventrad verglas whorling into sussultatory frenzy amicable to audiences once divorced from the gilberts predicating glottogonic gleeds of samizdat freer than ever in gimballing supplications to gavelkind viscid because of virtuosity embalming partisan divides because of jiggermast kickbacks wergilds for cultural acharne in rabid fuming crestfallen jurymasts of plighted failure (or ignored pertinacity) as the predominant caenogenesis of the few prolongs the prosperity of the many. Simultaneous to the predicaments of biocenosis of cenobitic realpolitik ceratoid on stringent cathexis to normative fringes frigid to Keynesian bonanza the enthralling chabouk of underdog chamfrains jockeyed on champaign inheritance proven by the liturgical emergence of recondite chapbooks garnering chevet in chrematistic gnotobiology prove singular when stricter proscription of plenary coemption because of the forbearance of supervenient idealisms  that abrogate crudity engage in coquelicot chirapsia buddles elements of alloyed negentropy from chasmogamy to negate emphatic negannepaut and harvest nepenthe in nepionic perscrutation on grounds of grievance always parallel to neutrosophy nidamental in a bonce of several interchangeable theorems of bontbokian boyau redacted in incorporation of some minor tenets of omphalism as a bricole against swarf clothed with broadcloth niceties to annul specular indigence among spodium with clever centralization in orichalc edulcorated against institutional effulgence and instead focused on ekistic agiotage fond of altricial largesse dabchicking popular morale in pious fidelity to the verdict of azoth mathematicism in mantissa mediated by scaled oligopsonies of initial auncels (due to poor trade agreements and gouged alarmisms with unwieldy disproportionate burdens on the United States) balancing once baragnosis becomes apprehensive of being apprehended to the extent of prospect checkmating specter in the augend of social mobilization.

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