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Frank Drebin: “I like my *** the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.”

Frank Drebin: "Like a ****** at a ******, I was going to have to stay on my toes."
Take a city bus man's holiday from respiring and you won't become hypoxical, no more so than bishops do who shun nuns orthodoxical
It is moon-shine that blows through wino queer cops dipsomaniacal
in the depths of Hogville, Pig Town & **** City's toilets unreliable

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