When it comes to matters financial
we all need an ounce of sense
They say a fool is very soon stripped
of his pounds shillings and pence

And if we borrow we have to be sure
we can pay back what has been lent
or else we get in a muddle
with our pounds shillings and pence

Diddlers thieves and con men
can cause us immense expense
so don't let them get their ***** hands
on your pounds shillings and pence

We come into the world with nothing
with nothing away we are sent
but in between it's handy to have
some pounds shillings and pence

I love too passionately,
but I will never cease to do so.


I am quick to fall in love,
with mindless diddlers,
who have much potential,
but no motivation.


I am first in line,
to save the most weak,
because I need saving too-
I save the rest.


I have come to accept,
I want nothing else,
than to love too passionately.