There's a Scaredysaurus in front of me,
trying to hide in an apple tree.
Watching him is so much fun,
each of his feet must weigh a ton!
Now he is up, whoops! Now he is not,
fell down and landed on his bott.
I'll go and see that he's not hurt,
wipe his nose and clear the dirt.
Then, forget that apple tree.
Scaredysaurus, come home with me!

the onlyu thinh thast soothe;s the ehgverlastingh pai"nm
a bott#Le off whiskyu, and ***/bn

Originally known as
Snakes Belly this
County Down group,
have, according to
Gutter Press managed
to maintain number
1 position at bottom
of the charts with a
Black Christmas song
about delirium tremors.

Sung by Grand Mal in
what has been deemed
their most quaking
performance to date
@thelowlife-theatre.ie

Sink Hole Studios in
Mitchelstown Caves
said that Stalagtites
fell from the ceiling.

Christy Moore later
commented by saying
the song  “ Fake ****** “
should be banned because
it was an insult to Irish
epilepthicks dyslexsicks
and also schizophrenics.

Grand Mal said that he
was influenced by light
into darkness when he
associated it with a pint
of Guinness, but St James
Gate wished to distance
the brewery from this
vile mockery of Irish
****** Pats and of the
bands veiled reference
to Alcoholics Anomaly
in their chosen name.

Petit Mal the singers son
told Eugene Cosgrove of
The Corkman to go and
**** himself when he
was asked to comment!

Putin issues Zelensky
with a warning, it is
surrender now or the
Kiev chicken will be
singed at the stake &
basted with a mother
Russia hot bott sauce.