wake up its election day
its compulsory to vote
so tick a box and have a say
will we sink or float

but is it going to really matter
what face gets elected
your sleep wont get any better
and your tax still collected

and with your money they will play
you're just a bottom feeder
till one day aliens land and say
take me to your leader

I'm a very cheesy fella
and i love a tasty platter
from stretchy mozzarella
through to cubes of feta

i like them very old
like Camembert and brie
i wait until they turn to mold
to be inside of me

i like them very smelly
crumbly soft or squeaking
at the supermarket deli
my lips already licking

then tasting can begin
with a few red wines
which release my cheesy grin
and cheesy pick up lines