I was whistling a song yesterday,
But folks, the hammer smashed my finger.
I am still suffering pain from it
And it shook my nerves up.
(Not to mention, a throbbing pain in my finger.)
I stopped whistling my merry tune,
And I let out a YELL instead!
While whistling a song yesterday.

{ Weasel }

I noticed a shooting star
And it made me sad
To see a light
Fade.

{ Weasel }

I sat on ice bench
I got stuck could not get up
Made a rip in pants.

{ Weasel }

I love Christmas dinners
There's lots of turkey
And different things like that
Pumpkin pies and vanilla ice cream
I wish I could have such a nice Christmas dinner!

{ Weasel }

I need to get gas for my car
'Cause I am almost out of it
I'm nearly on 'E'.

{ Weasel }

I don't know 'bout you
I love Papa John's Pizza
Cut me a slice please.

{ Weasel }

I was goin' to work the other mornin'
And I was runnin' out of time.
I was goin' a bit too fast that mornin'
I was warned that it was a crime.

{ Weasel }