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Jesus! How Paris has changed since my childhood! I fondly remember accompanying Father to the rabbit presser to have oil squeezed from our bunnies. Oh the squeals they'd make! 100 bunnies rendered seven imperial gallons of top-quality lepus (rabbit) oil. Papa would always relent and allow sister & I to rub rabbit oil on each other's rabbit pouches. What great fun that was! "Well kiddies," he'd say in his grand French manner, "Mama will surely burn your toes off for rubbing each other's throbbing pockets with bunny oil!' We'd all fall down in hysterics at that and then roll into the nearest open sewer and drown.
I'm Olivia Newton-Jawbone, a singer with Satan's choir. Are you
going to **** me? No. I'm here to stop Jesus from putting you in
heaven forever. But I want to be in heaven with Jesus and the
Hagar twins. Who? Those twin brothers from Hee Haw
with the bad haircuts. Oh yeah, I remember them.
I felt older than dynamite yet younger than fire crackers as you rubbed my thighs with silicone puddy. It was a smooth day, abounding in spittle, muco-pus & phlegm. My mother bought a donkey named Clem. He used to ride tourists to the bottom of the Grand Canyon when he was feeling well: ******* freaky chicks in purple leotards. Why? Who can tell?
When I was attending college as a young student before I became a billionaire, I often wore mismatched socks to important sock conventions that my college hosted every 3 weeks. One day, as I was rubbing termites into the ground, a famous sock executive approached me with a switch-blade knife. "Give me a billion dollars or I'll knife you!" He threatened. "I'm not a billionaire yet, *******," I replied confidently like I was Mister Big ****.
& No Longer Pro-Life | Tulsi Gabbard

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I LOVED YOU FOR SEVERAL MOMENTS LONGER THAN I SHOULD HAVE - Your Turkicoid features are more Mongolese than I recall them to be even though I'm youngishly youthful and prone to falling off the Empire State Building a lot. โ€‹โ€‹There were 2 famous writers named Winston Churchill. The first one is virtually forgotten. He died in Winter Park, Florida in 1947. There's peace when you're strait-jacketed in a padded cell. It isn't peace that men should seek, it's justice.
For every 1,000 live births, Black women had 426 abortions. White women had 118 abortions/1,000 live births. -- Michigan Dept. of Health, โ€œInduced Abortions in Michigan: Jan. 1 through Dec. 31, 2022"

"We don't want the word to go out that we want to exterminate the ***** population." ~ Margaret ******, founder of Planned Parenthood

โ€‹Hillary Clinton: โ€œI admire Margaret ****** enormously, her courage, her tenacity, her vision." ~ โ€œI am really in awe of her, there are a lot of lessons we can learn from her life.โ€

โ€‹In 1966, when MLK, jr. received Planned Parenthoodโ€™s Margaret ****** Award in Human Rights he said: โ€œThere is a striking kinship between our movement and Margaret ******โ€™s early efforts.โ€

โ€‹Higher than deaths from disease, accident & crime combined. Blacks are disproportionately impacted by abortion. While representing 13% of the female pop., U.S. blacks account for 35% of abortions.
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โ€œWe need 5 tons of manure!โ€ Kyle X. Manure informed his brother
Mark. โ€œ5 tons?!โ€ Mark groaned, as he strained with all his might to
push out the biggest **** in the history of pushing out big turds just
to please Kyle who was on a nearby toilet eating a huge hamburger.
When Obama was little, he wore glasses, big ones made by communists. He had a friend named Melvin who could store cheese in his ears for up to 12 days. One day, as Obama & Melvin were eating cheese, the sweet bird of paradise landed on as nearby bush. "Look," Melvin whispered with his head cocked upward like a forest ranger addicted to Dristan, "that bird looks exactly like my neighbor who was eaten by cannibal Pygmies 7 years ago."
I knew you before the exploratory surgery that you had 5 years ago in
Lichenstein when your rib cracked after the train hit you hard head-
on. I thought you were dead till I saw your large ***** move ever
so slightly like a small dog on a train or under a larger dog.

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